Poll: Sex or Escapist

[thenumberthirteen]

Is there some way to combine the two? Because that would be awesome.

Ewwww I just had the mental image of making out to the ZP theme. I have that on my iTunes library so I'd better be damn sure not to put it on "Shuffle" in those situations. I also have the Star Wars soundtrack so there is a risk "Yub Nub" could come on as well.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Say, there seems to be a lot of people here that are up for sex.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Well, my internet penis is level 50, but, I'm sick of grinding, so I may as well get to work on my level 0 IRL penis.

I'm sure I could get in a few levels by the end of the night.

 

[Yureina]

Room for one more

OT: Yeah, sex. I like this site, but sex is just so more... great

4 people? Guess this is an orgy now! XD

Annnd... this line of conversation demonstrated our commitment to sexytimes. We all met here though! XD

 

[sleeperhit79]

sex and then money...but only so I can buy more sex. "what's that honey, you love me for me and not my money? Of course you do."

 

[thejackyl]

considering my last GF had me off gaming for a good 2 months. She had the idea that if I wasn't spending EVERY waking moment with her that I didn't deserve her...

Despite all the bullshit I had to deal with with her, it was still fun to... how should I say this? Have some fun with her. Yeah, I would have to pick sex.

 

[solaris008]

Most of my time spent on the site is actually my way of recovering from the hangover of a one night stand. Well that... and my alcoholism.

So I suppose sex, or at least liquor, takes priority.

 

[Caligulove]

You mean, like: Have sex at this very moment, or continue browsing the forums/watching videos?

Sex. Absolutely Sex.

 

[Drdiggit42]

Can I have sex with escapist?

 

[ZeLunarian]

Well what will it be, primal urges or loyalty to a great fucking site.

I'd choose a cup of tea over posting. The site is just that great

 

[The Clown]

Without sex there would be no escapist.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Room for one more

OT: Yeah, sex. I like this site, but sex is just so more... great

4 people? Guess this is an orgy now! XD

Annnd... this line of conversation demonstrated our commitment to sexytimes. We all met here though! XD

Can I partake in aformentioned orgy? X3

 

[Irridium]

Room for one more

OT: Yeah, sex. I like this site, but sex is just so more... great

4 people? Guess this is an orgy now! XD

Annnd... this line of conversation demonstrated our commitment to sexytimes. We all met here though! XD

Can I partake in aformentioned orgy? X3

You know what they say, the more the merrier!

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Without sex there would be no escapist.

I do believe your avatar has ruined my mood

[sub]Moo...

*runs for dear life*[/sub]

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

i've made this decision before, multiple times. more often than not, i choose...the escapist. i have a ton of friends here, and i tend to put my friends before my relationships.

 

[ZeroMachine]

What kind of idiot would... oh? 57 people? .... huh....

Anyways, yeah, barring the sex is with someone I don't know/am not in a relationship with/that has diseases of the nethers, I choose sex. I like this site, but real life is more important. I'm not payed to post here.

If I WAS payed, I'd finish quick.

... Posting, that is.

....... aw, dammit......

 

[diablo523]

I love the Escapist, I really do. You guys rock, the conversations range from highly interesting to trivial yet entertaining, but it's really hard to beat bumpin uglies with a pretty young lady. Or a pretty young dude, however you roll, I don't judge.

But yeah, sex rules.

 

[Harry Mason]

There are very few things that will make me neglect my girlfriend in that way. House fires... Winning the lottery... Things like that.

But no website is that good.

 

[SilentCom]

Considering I never had a sex life, I would have to choose the Escapist by default.

 

[scorptatious]

Seriously? I'd choose sex!

Although I guess that would depend on who I'm having sex with. >_>