Poll: What do you ride into battle?

[BristolBerserker]

I think I would ride Gurren Lagann into battle. While riding Yoko. Giggity. Or failing that a nuclear bomb would do.

 

[nobodysomebody]

Sky Fortress Bahamut from Final Fantasy XII
Or a light cycle.

 

[Alexias_Sandar]

The Spice must Flow!

 

[retyopy]

The Spice must Flow!

I'm assuming that means Shai-Hulud?

 

[Surpheal]

Colossus #9: Basaran

Sure it may be slow and a little top heavy, but it is a monolith with feet AND can shoot you if you are too far away to be stepped on.

Edit: upon further thought i would like to rescind my previous answer for my new one. I will be riding into battle, still slowly, in three Death Stars duck taped together.

That loud thud you no doubt just heard was your hope for victory being thrown through a window and onto the street.

 

[Commissar Sae]

A horse, pure and simple. Give me a nice horse, a long coat, a saber and a carbine of sorts and I'm good to go.

 

[OneCatch]

Honey badger...

Or even better, 2 honey badgers. Strap one to each foot.

This, or a Mandalorian Basilisk [http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Basilisk_war_droid].

Fuckit, Honey Badger it is! Out of those two the badger would probably win anyway..

 

[Blobpie]

Nothing lasts long under superior fire power

 

[Trippy Turtle]

Giant war tortoise if I'm in a hurry. Otherwise giant snail.

 

[Ninedeus]

Want to ride into battle with the Shai Hulud but they have a bit of a problem crossing oceans. So I go to SPACE! A Kol Battleship, of course with a Dunov behind me.

 

[game-lover]

I was gonna go with Dragon. Because dragons are awesome. But I wanna know what a Shai Hulud is. Because what if it's cooler and more dangerous than a dragon?

 

[Erttheking]

A combat jeep will do just fine.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

I was gonna go with Dragon. Because dragons are awesome. But I wanna know what a Shai Hulud is. Because what if it's cooler and more dangerous than a dragon?

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Your standard dragon is roughly the size of that spice crawler (the bug-like tank in the first video).

That tingling sensation you now feel is medically referred to as an erection. This is normal.

 

[Reincarnatedwolfgod]

shadowmere the invincible horse

also who/what is Shai Hulud

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

I'm taking the subway. They won't see me coming till a rise from the exit stairs with my breifcase and daily newspaper!

 

[NiPah]

Spoiler

I'd just ride up in one of these, I don't even know how it makes things go away I just know it makes things go away...
and Im fine with this.

 

[FalloutJack]

I was going to put in something according to my own wicked tastes, but then I saw SHAI HULUD and I was like "OH YES! I Want one of THOSE on my side!!".

 

[Dragonpit]

How about my own sword? No, really, I'd ride it like a board and race at my enemies at highway speeds. Also makes for great insta-kill attacks.

That or Bahamut Fury from Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII. That thing's capable of turning satelites into orbital cannons, dammit!

 

[Mettking]

I wouldn't ride a dragon, I'd rather go with...a wyvern!

Spoiler: Big picture alert

Damn it! That was supposed to be a wyvern, not a dragon!

 

[CleverCover]

A fully-functional jetpack.