Poll: Would you Rather

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Male: Gender Sneezes

For me the gender sneezes is actually a pretty cool thing to happen. Probably take that if given the choice anyway. Can carry pepper too. But the muffin baby thing is so bad. I mean even if you didn't eat muffins, you would still see other people eating babies. Think you would find that more than a little disturbing.

 

[Ledan]

Y'know, its not that hard to sneeze voluntarily.

 

[marscentral]

Even though just not eating muffins would be the easiest thing to deal with in the world, I went with male gender switching because it seems more fun and I can make myself sneeze fairly easily. Of course I'd still avoid muffins, a minute on the lips and all that.

 

[Eddie the head]

That would make getting sick interesting. And confusing. I am going with gender sneezing.

 

[SmokingBomber465]

Do the babies still taste like muffins? Cause that would be the worst--wanting a delicious muffin and having it taste like baby the whole time

 

[Sandjube]

Gender change for fucking sure! DEAR GOD YES. That is all.

On the other hand, the baby muffin thing just seems mostly annoying, although it might make like babies more.

 

[Sewa_Yunga]

Gender sneezing.

Presumably, I could make myself sneeze if I wanted to return to my original gender.


That and I don't want to accidentally eat a load if babies.

Pretty much this. I can make myself sneeze by humming while holding a finger right under my nose, so no problem on that end. Plus, I could easily explain my gender sneezing to other people, while baby muffins would probably land me a one-way ticket to the loony bin.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Gender sneeze, I'd rather change gender every time I sneeze than accidentally eat a baby.

 

[akai]

Since I really enjoy being a girl, and btw I hate babies and I'm pretty indifferent to muffins, I'd much rather stay away from both of those than switch genders randomly.

 

[The Funslinger]

I voted baby muffins because I don't particularly want to continuously change gender during hayfever season. Especially not as I am prone, much to my partners' annoyance, to sneezing during sex.

Well you know what they, say: A sneeze is one eighth of an orgasm.

 

[Story]

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This question made my day. It's so ridiculous and random that I snickered a little in class.
I'm female and choose the muffin/baby option. Because, well, I think after a while I would identify my problem with confusing the two very quickly and would just avoid eating muffins...and babies to be extra careful.
Sneezing and changing gender sounds very, very inconvenient to me, especially since I go to an all girl's college.
...
I think I just came up with a great idea for a weird anime.

 

[Kreett]

Well, seeing as I pretty much ALWAYS sneeze exactly two times. I guess I broke the game, but I'll go with gender sneezes, it would spruce up any situation, sinec I sneeze very loudly too, so someone wouldn't be paying any attention to me, suddenly I sneeze loudly, they jump and spin around and now I'm a woman. The look on their face~ Yay~

 

[gunny1993]

I much prefer the flavor of babies to muffins.

But srsly, I like babies far more than I like muffins.

 

[Bombiz]

I much prefer the flavor of babies to muffins.

But srsly, I like babies far more than I like muffins.

so you would go with option b i presume.

option A for me. Seems far less damaging.

 

[Nexxis]

I choose baby muffin. I don't like babies and I don't like muffins, so ..... business as usual for me XD. I have no problem avoiding both.

 

[O maestre]

Well I conform to most men, I chose baby muffins. Simply because I don't really eat muffins, if I however had a child I would reconsider my choice to sneezing. Also have baby muffin mission means I can laugh at people being cannibals at bakeries and cafés.

 

[K12]

Genuinely the weirdest "would you rather" I have ever heard.

I think the gender sneezing thing might be quite fun, what would happen if you had sex when you had a cold?

 

[game-lover]

Gender sneezes.

I'm not about to risk accidentally taking a bite out of a baby. That would scar me for life. And what if I heard it cry? My heart would shatter.

Rather risk the turning into a guy for a brief period. Seems less to worry about than giving up muffins forever so I don't accidentally hurt a child.

 

[Alssadar]

I sneeze twice, so that shouldn't be much of an issue.
I also love me some muffins, and hate me some babies.

 

[generals3]

The baby muffin thing off course. Not only because i'm no big fan of muffins and rarely eat them anyway but also because it would be very easy to know whether or not you are holding a real muffin or a baby. Eg.: Not many people carry around muffins in a baby carriage, neither will you find a lot of babies en masse in shelves in food retail stores.