Poll: You can have sex with the celebrity of your choice but they'll tell the world of your performance.

ramboondiea

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yes, wouldn't even hesitate,
and it would either be Hayley Williams:


or Allison Mack:


and i am so okay with people knowing how i performed, and either if I wasn't, I would still do it because....well.....look at them!
 

VladG

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Yes.

Man, I can have the worst day ever, american pie style, and I wouldn't care.

Anyone talking shit about it later, and all I'd have to say is "I'be been inside *insert celebrity here* For the whole 3 seconds I was a god compared to you! SUCK IT!"
 

Heronblade

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Uh, no, even if the threat of exposure was not a part of it.

Unlike many of my gender, I rule my libido, not the other way around. I have no intention or desire to ever have sex with someone I do not greatly admire as a person. To be perfectly and bluntly frank, anyone willing to literally whore themselves out for the sake of fame by making such an offer fails that requirement by default. Even without that particular stigma, celebrities that have anything resembling a worthwhile mind are few and far between, the profession category seems to be a gathering place for the insipid.
 

Wadders

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Evil Smurf said:
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Yesss!

I'd go with Emma Stone. Hnnng! Not too bothered what she'd say to be honest, it would all be justified.
 

Ieyke

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Interesting. I want to say yes because A] AWESOME, and B] free advertisement!
....but I have no idea who I'd choose....
Emma Watson?
Diane Kruger?
Yvonne Strahovski?
Victoria Justice? (I know basically nothing about her, but it's hard to pass up on a girl who looks like that with a name like that...)

Weird that I have no answer.
 

BathorysGraveland2

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Do famous porn stars count? Because Jenna Haze is just fucking.. wow, devinely. If that doesn't count though, I guess I'd go with Katy Perry. I don't care what the world would think about my sexual prowess, it would be a hell of a night.
 

Evil Smurf

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Lt._nefarious said:
Evil Smurf said:
<spoiler=Porn Star>Feye Reaganhttp://beststarphoto.com/images/faye-reagan-01.jpg
I second that.

Anyway... Yes, yes I would. Although I'd probably make sure to spend extra time on purely pleasing her. Of course, this raises a question; would she tell the world if she'd be done for statutory rape outside of Britain. If I did her in America and she told everyone she'd be put on the sex offenders register. Because the legal sex age is lower here and I ain't 18.
She had sex before she was legal, and 16 is legal in most countries. You'd be fine.

Also she likes cats, How cool is that?
 

verdant monkai

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I am pretty much an unknown so I wouldn't care if they even told Buddhist monks in the Himalayas.

Although no celebrities spring to mind when I think about it...
 

mitchell271

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Celebrity?
Why? Just look at the picture, she's pretty hot. She's also smart, funny and just seems like she'd be fun to hang out with. I don't care what she thinks of it afterwards 'cause it'd at least be decent. I have a talented tongue ;)
 

NoOne852

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Eh, I am afraid I just have to dissapoint and be boring because I wouldn't. Not because they would tell the world, I don't care about that. It's more that I don't see the appeal of most celebrities. Sure some are attractive but I just don't fantasize about anyone. I guess I could think of someone if I HAD to pick someone, but I really haven't anyone in mind.

I can be a pretty boring person... :I
 

game-lover

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Now way in any culture's version of Hell.

To me, sex is a damn private act. I don't care if it's a meaningless tryst or the most special thing, it's still private. No one should hear or know any bit about it beyond the most basic shit.

How well I performed does not qualify for basic. It's not going to happen.
 

Basement Cat

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The Jakeinator said:
Can I pick a voice actor? I'd very much enjoy that better than any actor.
You wouldn't be the first poster to do so. Go right ahead. :)
 

General Grind

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Heronblade said:
Uh, no, even if the threat of exposure was not a part of it.

Unlike many of my gender, I rule my libido, not the other way around. I have no intention or desire to ever have sex with someone I do not greatly admire as a person. To be perfectly and bluntly frank, anyone willing to literally whore themselves out for the sake of fame by making such an offer fails that requirement by default. Even without that particular stigma, celebrities that have anything resembling a worthwhile mind are few and far between, the profession category seems to be a gathering place for the insipid.
Wow, you must be fun at parties. How very grand that you are not a slave to your libido like us other lower life forms which swarms around your golden mind.

Anywho, I would definitely do it and my pick would be Emma Watson and hopefully I would be kind and nice enough in this very strange experience that it would grant me another date with said Emma and years later we would be married and I would be laughing all the way to my grave.
 

axlryder

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Yeah, sure.

If I'm going with legit celebrity actresses either Kat Dennings or Christina Hendricks.

If I'm going with pretty much anybody famous then Ewa Sonnet.

I'm sure you've spotted the trend.
 

Muspelheim

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Hmmm... Cleopatra does sound like a good idea. With hard work and a bit of luck, I doubt things could go very poorly. And even if they did, it'd still be pretty awesome.

Or possibly Stalin, that'd turn out -very- interesting...
 

Ringo_Plumen

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The first thing that popped into my head here was how funny it would be to have sex with Justin Bieber or (Insert random One Direction member here) and be super strange and weird while doing it, just to see what (if anything) they'd actually say, I don't wanna get murdered by a jealous fan though.

Don't have any real picks though as I don't care about celebrities at all and know none by name I would care enough about sleeping with to give up my (relative) anonymity, Still answered yes though as I probably WOULD go through with the above scenario if given the chance.
 

Woodsey

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So I watched every episode of Community for the first time quite recently. Pretty sure I'd eat my own hand to sleep with Alison Brie now. So yes, abso-fucking-lutely.
 

janjotat

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I'll summarize this entire thread in four words "Doesn't matter had sex"

and I probably sound like a broken record at this point but........