Poll: You can have sex with the celebrity of your choice but they'll tell the world of your performance.

[Heronblade]

Uh, no, even if the threat of exposure was not a part of it.

Unlike many of my gender, I rule my libido, not the other way around. I have no intention or desire to ever have sex with someone I do not greatly admire as a person. To be perfectly and bluntly frank, anyone willing to literally whore themselves out for the sake of fame by making such an offer fails that requirement by default. Even without that particular stigma, celebrities that have anything resembling a worthwhile mind are few and far between, the profession category seems to be a gathering place for the insipid.

 

[Wadders]

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Yesss!

I'd go with Emma Stone. Hnnng! Not too bothered what she'd say to be honest, it would all be justified.

 

[Rickolas Walrus]

Uh...yeah. Totally worth it

Spoiler: I'd pick Ariana Grande

Because Ariana Grande

 

[Ieyke]

Interesting. I want to say yes because A] AWESOME, and B] free advertisement!
....but I have no idea who I'd choose....
Emma Watson?
Diane Kruger?
Yvonne Strahovski?
Victoria Justice? (I know basically nothing about her, but it's hard to pass up on a girl who looks like that with a name like that...)

Weird that I have no answer.

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

Do famous porn stars count? Because Jenna Haze is just fucking.. wow, devinely. If that doesn't count though, I guess I'd go with Katy Perry. I don't care what the world would think about my sexual prowess, it would be a hell of a night.

 

[Evil Smurf]

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I second that.

Anyway... Yes, yes I would. Although I'd probably make sure to spend extra time on purely pleasing her. Of course, this raises a question; would she tell the world if she'd be done for statutory rape outside of Britain. If I did her in America and she told everyone she'd be put on the sex offenders register. Because the legal sex age is lower here and I ain't 18.

She had sex before she was legal, and 16 is legal in most countries. You'd be fine.

Also she likes cats, How cool is that?

 

[verdant monkai]

I am pretty much an unknown so I wouldn't care if they even told Buddhist monks in the Himalayas.

Although no celebrities spring to mind when I think about it...

 

[mitchell271]

Celebrity?

Spoiler: Emma Watson

Why? Just look at the picture, she's pretty hot. She's also smart, funny and just seems like she'd be fun to hang out with. I don't care what she thinks of it afterwards 'cause it'd at least be decent. I have a talented tongue

 

[NoOne852]

Eh, I am afraid I just have to dissapoint and be boring because I wouldn't. Not because they would tell the world, I don't care about that. It's more that I don't see the appeal of most celebrities. Sure some are attractive but I just don't fantasize about anyone. I guess I could think of someone if I HAD to pick someone, but I really haven't anyone in mind.

I can be a pretty boring person... :I

 

[game-lover]

Now way in any culture's version of Hell.

To me, sex is a damn private act. I don't care if it's a meaningless tryst or the most special thing, it's still private. No one should hear or know any bit about it beyond the most basic shit.

How well I performed does not qualify for basic. It's not going to happen.

 

[Basement Cat]

Can I pick a voice actor? I'd very much enjoy that better than any actor.

You wouldn't be the first poster to do so. Go right ahead.

 

[General Grind]

Uh, no, even if the threat of exposure was not a part of it.

Unlike many of my gender, I rule my libido, not the other way around. I have no intention or desire to ever have sex with someone I do not greatly admire as a person. To be perfectly and bluntly frank, anyone willing to literally whore themselves out for the sake of fame by making such an offer fails that requirement by default. Even without that particular stigma, celebrities that have anything resembling a worthwhile mind are few and far between, the profession category seems to be a gathering place for the insipid.

Wow, you must be fun at parties. How very grand that you are not a slave to your libido like us other lower life forms which swarms around your golden mind.

Anywho, I would definitely do it and my pick would be Emma Watson and hopefully I would be kind and nice enough in this very strange experience that it would grant me another date with said Emma and years later we would be married and I would be laughing all the way to my grave.

 

[axlryder]

Yeah, sure.

If I'm going with legit celebrity actresses either Kat Dennings or Christina Hendricks.

If I'm going with pretty much anybody famous then Ewa Sonnet.

I'm sure you've spotted the trend.

 

[Muspelheim]

Hmmm... Cleopatra does sound like a good idea. With hard work and a bit of luck, I doubt things could go very poorly. And even if they did, it'd still be pretty awesome.

Or possibly Stalin, that'd turn out -very- interesting...

 

[Ringo_Plumen]

The first thing that popped into my head here was how funny it would be to have sex with Justin Bieber or (Insert random One Direction member here) and be super strange and weird while doing it, just to see what (if anything) they'd actually say, I don't wanna get murdered by a jealous fan though.

Don't have any real picks though as I don't care about celebrities at all and know none by name I would care enough about sleeping with to give up my (relative) anonymity, Still answered yes though as I probably WOULD go through with the above scenario if given the chance.

 

[Woodsey]

So I watched every episode of Community for the first time quite recently. Pretty sure I'd eat my own hand to sleep with Alison Brie now. So yes, abso-fucking-lutely.

 

[janjotat]

I'll summarize this entire thread in four words "Doesn't matter had sex"

and I probably sound like a broken record at this point but........

Spoiler: Olivia Wilde

 

[Dascylus]

Oh so many to choose from... I'm assuming that whoever I choose it would count as consensual so noone is committing any morally wrong act.

Bill O'Reilly comes to mind for the moment but I can think of several others.
And he would get it in the most vile and disgusting manner... right in the ass or any other place that looked squishy.
Hell I would dock that bastard...

Then when he says "It was horrible, I felt violated and disgusted" I would smile to myself and raise a banner saying "Mission Accomplished"

I'm not gay in any manner and and I would prefer Alison Brie or Emma Watson but there is no shortage of good looking young ladies that I can meet to make up for my deeds but I am feeling a little generous...
In fact I might even farm out my target choice to the internet and make my decision based on their suggestions.

 

[Epic Bear Man]

If I could go with a celebrity, I'd go with Meghan Markle. She plays Rachel Zane on Suits currently, and she's absolutely gorgeous. As far as accepting the talks of my performance (good or not), I'd accept it. At worst I'd be the talk for a little while, but who honestly is going to remember and care? And Meghan Markle seems like the type of girl with enough respect to not blare that out to the world.

But at the same time, she's not a big name star, so even if she did, my damage would be minimal and only last for a short while. =P

Here's a picture of Meghan Markle:

Spoiler

 

[Darks63]

Yes.

Girls tell everyone anyway and I'm not ashamed of my performance as a whole, obviously there have been inadequate times that have gone "tits up" as it were.

Picking one would be the hard part.

Yeah i have the same issue who to choose not so much worrying about the after part.

yes, wouldn't even hesitate,
and it would either be Hayley Williams:

Spoiler: goddess in human form

She really is going for the anime girl look isn't she?

Ot OP: Is this just one time or one night? because that could be a difference maker for me.