Poll: You can have sex with the celebrity of your choice but they'll tell the world of your performance.
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Ah, what the heck. You have a three day weekend together. In fact I'll edit that into my OP.Darks63 said:
"This" being a failed picture? I dunno...that's not exactly a rare bird on the internet.recurve6 said:Why the hell not? Even if you were horrible in bed, the media would latch on to the news and you would get famous anyway - any publicity is good publicity.
Besides, it's not everyday you get to have relations with this:
Fixed that for you.
Lose my virginity to Taylor Swift (hater her music but she's very attractive IMO)? Ya I'll go for that. I don't care if I'm bad at it. If someone makes fun of me for my performance I can just say: "fuck you, I had sex with Taylor Swift. Besides my performance can only get better."
Definately yes because it would be
A) an awesome night
and
B) Massive Advertisement
After a celebrity "melts at the knees" when talking about our performance, it would be free advertisment about it to others which is also great for money, could totally write books, go on talks shows, etc. and make enough money to live comfortabley. Not to be too proud of my abilities, but I can say this because I have never had anyone not become broken and unable to think at some point throughout the night with me, usually with a "stop stop I need a breather to collect myself cause I cant control my body anymore" type of responce from her. So yes I can assume that I would do good.
As for who, they're are so many beautiful women that I would care more about their brain, I would want them to awesome in personality, and also for bed purposes at least a little kinky, biting as a minimum. I would definately want battle scars from the encounter. The problem is finding that out about the many celebs out there. Hmm.... maybe Stana Katic or Mila Kunis
A) an awesome night
and
B) Massive Advertisement
After a celebrity "melts at the knees" when talking about our performance, it would be free advertisment about it to others which is also great for money, could totally write books, go on talks shows, etc. and make enough money to live comfortabley. Not to be too proud of my abilities, but I can say this because I have never had anyone not become broken and unable to think at some point throughout the night with me, usually with a "stop stop I need a breather to collect myself cause I cant control my body anymore" type of responce from her. So yes I can assume that I would do good.
As for who, they're are so many beautiful women that I would care more about their brain, I would want them to awesome in personality, and also for bed purposes at least a little kinky, biting as a minimum. I would definately want battle scars from the encounter. The problem is finding that out about the many celebs out there. Hmm.... maybe Stana Katic or Mila Kunis
Well I have a girlfriend so no.
If I didn't. Probably yes
If I didn't. Probably yes
Goods:
Penis has been commented on separate occasions to noticeably larger than average but not comically porn star large. Does have a weird bend to the left though. Physically I'm not a very heavy guy but neither is my body a work of art. I've also got weird backhair.
Technique:
No difficulties with early finishing, in fact lasting too long is the common occurrence. Physically I can be pretty clumsy, so I'm not going to rule out accidentally elbowing them at any point. I do pride myself on my oral sex skills though
Content:
I've got a few kinky interests, previously I might be ashamed of them being known, but now I don't really care. Bondage (both ways) some butt stuff (again both ways)
Penis has been commented on separate occasions to noticeably larger than average but not comically porn star large. Does have a weird bend to the left though. Physically I'm not a very heavy guy but neither is my body a work of art. I've also got weird backhair.
Technique:
No difficulties with early finishing, in fact lasting too long is the common occurrence. Physically I can be pretty clumsy, so I'm not going to rule out accidentally elbowing them at any point. I do pride myself on my oral sex skills though
Content:
I've got a few kinky interests, previously I might be ashamed of them being known, but now I don't really care. Bondage (both ways) some butt stuff (again both ways)
If i had to choose for a celebrity it would be Emma Stone or Christina Hendricks ROOOOAAAWWWRRRR !!!!
If it had to be a pornstar i would choose Nikki Rhodes in a heartbeat. Faye Reagan gets named a lot as a hot redhead and i can't beleive that Nikki gets left in the dust.
If it had to be a pornstar i would choose Nikki Rhodes in a heartbeat. Faye Reagan gets named a lot as a hot redhead and i can't beleive that Nikki gets left in the dust.
I have a hard time choosing between Oprah Winfrey and Margaret Thatcher.
Why you might ask?
Balls of steel man.
Balls. Of. Steel.
Why you might ask?
Balls of steel man.
Balls. Of. Steel.
Marry Elizabeth Winstead
Because if I would fuck anyone, it'd be someone who is hot as the sun AND obscure.
Because if I would fuck anyone, it'd be someone who is hot as the sun AND obscure.
*Reads thread title*
Oh well. If it was anonymous, I would have considered it, but no. I'm perfectly finemasterbating to porn by myself.
And I can't find any celebrity sexy for some reason. I look at my girlfriend and yep, I'm stoned. Celebities? I care none whatsoever.
Oh well. If it was anonymous, I would have considered it, but no. I'm perfectly fine
And I can't find any celebrity sexy for some reason. I look at my girlfriend and yep, I'm stoned. Celebities? I care none whatsoever.
You see, you list the first one as the 'celebrity'. However, I'm pretty sure your second choice is more widely (as well as far more, erm, intimately) known that your first.Evil Smurf said:
OT: Yes, I would do this. I am a single male on Valentine's Day. In my current state you could give me a far more taxing hypothetical dilemma and 'doesn't matter had sex' would apply. It's just a matter of who...
I think I'm going to go with Freida Pinto.
Don't even try to tell me you wouldn't!
As for the public evaluation, do you really think I'd take up the offer to sleep with Freida Pinto just so I could screw it up? I'd fucking train for that weekend, with Rocky-esque montages and everything!
I'll need to do some independent research and get back to you on that.DVS BSTrD said:
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