Poll: You can have sex with the celebrity of your choice but they'll tell the world of your performance.
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No. Being that I'm:
A) a social recluse,
B) very shy and timid around attractive women,
C) socially awkward around everyone,
D) a virgin who is scared to death of being inadequate, and
E) suffer from severe low self esteem issues,
I doubt I'd even be able to perform, what with all the blood in my body suddenly finding itself in my cheeks, creating a beacon of awkward embarrassment so bright I could fill in for Rudolf, let alone perform badly.
Even if I do perform well enough, the sudden increase in attention would drive me insane. I hate attention. It makes me physically ill. Large amounts of attention makes me paranoid and mentally unstable. I lash out at the people giving me attention.
To all those saying "doesn't matter, had sex"; yes, yes it does matter, especially if it could make your life miserable afterwards.
A) a social recluse,
B) very shy and timid around attractive women,
C) socially awkward around everyone,
D) a virgin who is scared to death of being inadequate, and
E) suffer from severe low self esteem issues,
I doubt I'd even be able to perform, what with all the blood in my body suddenly finding itself in my cheeks, creating a beacon of awkward embarrassment so bright I could fill in for Rudolf, let alone perform badly.
Even if I do perform well enough, the sudden increase in attention would drive me insane. I hate attention. It makes me physically ill. Large amounts of attention makes me paranoid and mentally unstable. I lash out at the people giving me attention.
To all those saying "doesn't matter, had sex"; yes, yes it does matter, especially if it could make your life miserable afterwards.
Sure, even if I did a terrible job I would still be someone who had sex with someone famous and that's what they'll care about, not the actual performance. Basically I would get laid with a person I choose then get laid plenty more.
I see no downside to this.
I see no downside to this.
I'd pass.
I'm more of a "sex is something between two people" kind. If I wanted the world to know how my sex was I'd at least tape the damn event so that there'd be objective evidence if my performance is to be judged and broadcast.
So yeah, no, if the catch is everyone'd know every damn thing that happened and what she thought of it, I'd pass.
I'm more of a "sex is something between two people" kind. If I wanted the world to know how my sex was I'd at least tape the damn event so that there'd be objective evidence if my performance is to be judged and broadcast.
So yeah, no, if the catch is everyone'd know every damn thing that happened and what she thought of it, I'd pass.
Emma Watson ofcourse, partially because I can say I banged Hermione.
And she looks amazing.
Not too worried about my performance, I've never disappointed so far. Heck, they come back for more ;D
And she looks amazing.
Not too worried about my performance, I've never disappointed so far. Heck, they come back for more ;D
Nah. I'd be really embarrassed by someone describing what I'm like in bed, even if they said I was good! And there aren't any celebrities I want to sleep with that badly.
No, for the same reason I don't want to have a one night stand with anyone. This person is just as much a stranger and I don't want to do anything like that with someone I don't know.
I'm afraid I'd have to say no.
In my head I'd jump on that shit in a nanosecond, but in actuality I'd probably be stopped stone cold by the awkwardness of the situation. Also, being totally inexperienced in the act of love making, it would feel like climbing Everest with zero moutaineering skills.
And celebrities that I find attractive are just a fantasy figure, not representitive of how they are in real life. I got a big ol' crush on Alison Brie, but who's to say she's not kind of a ***** when I meet her. I like my attractive celebrities where they belong; On screen.
In my head I'd jump on that shit in a nanosecond, but in actuality I'd probably be stopped stone cold by the awkwardness of the situation. Also, being totally inexperienced in the act of love making, it would feel like climbing Everest with zero moutaineering skills.
And celebrities that I find attractive are just a fantasy figure, not representitive of how they are in real life. I got a big ol' crush on Alison Brie, but who's to say she's not kind of a ***** when I meet her. I like my attractive celebrities where they belong; On screen.
Well considering I have confidence in my ability to leave people gasping for breath and too worn out to complain I'a go with Trent Reznor for the weekend.
Whether it's misguided or not, I have some faith in my performance so I'm fine with this.
On a similar note (pun entirely intended), I'd go for Lzzy Hale. Hot, in a great band, and much more likely to sing something nice about me. Seriously, she wrote a song about getting aroused by having a stalker. I can't go wrong here.
People in rock bands are just sexier than everyone else, it's unavoidable. I love a girl with balls [small]Not like that. You wally.[/small]
This is a totally great idea.kman123 said:
On a similar note (pun entirely intended), I'd go for Lzzy Hale. Hot, in a great band, and much more likely to sing something nice about me. Seriously, she wrote a song about getting aroused by having a stalker. I can't go wrong here.
So your telling me I get to make hot raunchy sweaty love to Sofia Vergara all night long AND the only catch is the world will get to hear how good I am in the bedroom?
Sounds like win win to me! Where do I sign on?!
Whole world know I'm a lousy performer, since it was my first time.
Doesn't matter, because my first time was with...
Ok, I honestly can't think of any specific person right now. I can definitely think of different people, but why do I have to choose just one.
Yeah, I know, it would the topic less interesting if that were the case.
Oh well, it's not like this was going to happen anyway.
EErrr, how about Rooney Mara? I'll go with that! I don't think anyone has said anything about her on here.
Doesn't matter, because my first time was with...
Ok, I honestly can't think of any specific person right now. I can definitely think of different people, but why do I have to choose just one.
Yeah, I know, it would the topic less interesting if that were the case.
Oh well, it's not like this was going to happen anyway.
EErrr, how about Rooney Mara? I'll go with that! I don't think anyone has said anything about her on here.