Poll: You can have sex with the celebrity of your choice but they'll tell the world of your performance.

[Reeve]

I voted yes. Now I can only hope that my biology professor wins the Nobel Prize and becomes famous, so that it counts.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Hell effing yes. I'll just tell her a made-up name, and I'm cleared.

My choices would be:

- Purely for the sake of boinking someone, Katy Perry. I'd have to stick blu-tack up my nose to keep from getting a copious nosebleed every 5 seconds due to her killer body.

Spoiler

- For the sake of boinking someone but also getting to know them better over the weekend, Olivia Wilde. Something about her just looks mysterious, exotic and intriguing

Spoiler

 

[Wadders]

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Yesss!

I'd go with Emma Stone. Hnnng! Not too bothered what she'd say to be honest, it would all be justified.

See, I would say that but my girlfriend looks pretty similar to Emma Stone... and I'm not the only person who thinks so, so it's not just wishful thinking..

In that case, you are a very lucky fella!

 

[Lynx]

Oh dear. Uh... A five-way with Hugh Jackman, Mila Kunis, Marion Cotillard and Christian Bale?

In fantasy land ('cause let's face it, it's not gonna happen), I'd do it with either of those four. And I would make sure I was at the top of my game.

 

[Random Argument Man]

If I made a shitty performance, I'd go with Christen Stewart. She wouldn't make a big deal out of it.

If it was a good performance...well...Clémence Poésy

Because I'm a french canadian who's a sucker for french blondes.

 

[Darken12]

I'd be tempted to pick Matt Bomer, because he's married and has children, so the public humiliation of my less than stellar performance would be pretty underwhelming compared to the cheating scandal he'd get himself into, but I admire him as a person and role model far too much to hypothetically get in the way of his marriage.

 

[bigredlyms]

Lose my virginity to Taylor Swift (hater her music but she's very attractive IMO)? Ya I'll go for that. I don't care if I'm bad at it. If someone makes fun of me for my performance I can just say: "fuck you, I had sex with Taylor Swift. Besides my performance can only get better."

Taylor Swift is like the worst person to choose lol. She is literally famous for talking shit about previous lovers.

 

[Bestival]

Pff, if they wouldn't tell the world then I damn well would. Shit like that is total braggin' rights.

Also, I'd totally tape that shit, "HAAM RICH BIAATCH!"

 

[Longstreet]

well, i like these no-brainers.

YES.

Dont really care if they tell about my performance, you can just counter with the argument (in case it is bad) But i still had her in the sack! Win-win the way i see it.

First one that came to mind when i read the title was Emma Watson. Now since i realize that is a bit cliche i would also like to have a go at the singer from arch enemy *quick google* Angela Gossow. She's probably a beast.

 

[FoolKiller]

I have a hard time choosing between Oprah Winfrey and Margaret Thatcher.

Why you might ask?

Balls of steel man.

Balls. Of. Steel.

Well played.

I'm not sure who I would choose but hells yes to the idea. What is the downside to a 3 day weekend? After that you would have had lots of chances to do well or suck and get better. Hell, after three days they would probably want more and I would have to have the "talk" with her.

 

[lechat]

dammit got ninja'd to taylor swift cause the ***** is gonna tell the world anyway

i'd definitely take the offer. not too worried about my performance

as for who i would pick that would be a harder question

Spoiler: amy acker

Spoiler: kate mara

Spoiler: krysten ritter

Spoiler: michelle tratchenburg

honestly you could roll a die on any of those and i wouldn't care.... actually i take back my answer. odds are i would mess my pants if i got too close to any of those fine ladies

 

[Silvanus]

Male, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Wouldn't even hesitate. Wouldn't care who knew how godawful I was. Look at that adorable mofo.

Female, perhaps Emma Watson.

Spoiler: Fun fact: this would also be her expression afterwards.

 

[Childe]

My problem with all of this is that I have a massively hard time finding people i don't know attractive. That being said I'm having a hard time picking between a couple k-pop singers.
THAT being said I voted no because I'm religious and even if i screw everything else up i want to do one thing right dam it

 

[Basement Cat]

Spoiler: large image, you have been warned

the answer is obviously yes.

Pictures from that site don't upload.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Mine's a toss up between Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence.

Damn, this is hard. I can't pick.

 

[geK0]

Chuck Norris!

And when he tells the world about it, he will break into tears, sobbing "It was terrible! I will never be the same man again!"

 

[Spinozaad]

I'd definitely do Karen Gillan, without a second thought.

No mockery of my performance can live up to the fact that a) I had sex with Karen Gillan and b) had sex with the eleventh Doctor's companion.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Lose my virginity to Taylor Swift (hater her music but she's very attractive IMO)? Ya I'll go for that. I don't care if I'm bad at it. If someone makes fun of me for my performance I can just say: "fuck you, I had sex with Taylor Swift. Besides my performance can only get better."

Taylor Swift is like the worst person to choose lol. She is literally famous for talking shit about previous lovers.

Hmmm..... Alison Brie instead maybe?

 

[Zenn3k]

I'm not the least bit worried about my performance, so yes, absolutely.

Emma Stone, I'm gonna rock your world baby.

 

[Durgiun]

My response would just be: Don't care, had sex with [insert name of celebrity].