Porn Detection Stick Will Find Your Hidden Stash

[Lordpils]

Fucking finally! I have been literally doing nothing other than waiting for something such as this for years.

Part of me is afraid to ask this, but why?

 

[dkyros]

Well all your pron are belongs to us. I think that was my initial reaction but seriously half the people seem to enjoy streaming the stuff, now if it can detect that I think we all have something to worry about. Kinda lame, if your parents don't know that people enjoy sexual acts well then this is the device for them.

 

[elricik]

omg how will I ever overcome this hurdle!

*moves porn collection to external hard drive*

Yeah, I still live with my Mom.

 

[Shaegor]

Huh... I think I might get that sometime and then check out the stash of all my mates when they're not looking.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Good thing I'm a fully-grown man with a private computer and a non-intrusive family.

 

[jestertheork]

i do believe furries are free from the attack of porn stoppers... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Jandau]

Why would you download porn? Just watch it online, prefferably with Firefox' Private Browsing turned on. Also, am I the only one who finds the term "Porn Stick" hillarious?

 

[samsonguy920]

Whoever invented this should receive the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Would that be the Darwin award?

I seriously hope that some horrified Executive from the producing company finds this in the hands of his wife!

I wouldn't be surprised if it awards the user with a court summons for a lawsuit. Most likely the ignorant creator will get one, too. The legitimate uses of this thing are so small compared to the malicious uses that I wouldn't be surprised that this thing disappears in a year.
Anybody is going to get busted by it, at least those who use Internet Explorer. There have been a few times I've browsed through my IE temp folder and found pics in there I never even seen while browsing, ones I know I would remember seeing. Makes me think IE tries to go the extra mile and surfs links ahead of you. Considering what Google puts out in its ads on websites, it doesn't surprise me. I've been to family friendly sites that for some reason give Google the idea that pron ads and worse are warranted to show on there. For that matter Google Chrome is probably just as bad at "presurfing."

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

"Downloaded porn?" Really? Does ANY body actually download program files of porn onto their computer when gratuitous boobies are just a google search away?

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

wtf? why would anyone WANT to know if their son or husband was looking at porn? men have "needs," and however they settle that stuff is their business only. as a woman, i'd have to go with "ignorance is bliss" on that one (and hope he maybe learns a thing or two).

but of course there will always be hyper-christian moms in the world, so i doubt they'll be entirely without a market.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

These things work great. I freed about 890GB from my main hard drive.

 

[Deef]

Real men don't download porn, they use bookmarks.

 

[Deef]

Pfft, my mother probably couldn't work it anyway.

Just so you know, I've spent far too much time staring at your avatar. It's addictive.

 

[Paksenarrion]

"Horatio, looks like the suspect was hiding porn on his computer. We found it using a porn detection stick."

"Looks like this stick..." *puts on shades* "...was plugged into the right hole."

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Blimey]

Huh. Weird.

I was hoping something witty would come to me in response...but just...weird.

 

[Sgt Doom]

Meh, big deal. I don't bother trying to hide my porn, they'd have to try and log on first.

 

[justhereforthemoney]

At first I though AHhh! no! But then I realized I don't have any porn on my hard-drive.

 

[Void(null)]

Could this device find porn on a reformatted hard drive?

Because I just reformatted and lost all of my collection... If only it were cheaper... $100 would feel like paying for porn, which is a huge no no for anyone with any google skills.