Porn Detection Stick Will Find Your Hidden Stash

[theultimateend]

Another good example of wasted time and money.

Funny how like everyone my age (20) would be worried about something like this but I have nothing to fear because I regard porn as disgusting and repulsive.

I'm 23 and it seems fairly inconsequential to me. Basically everyone I know knows that I have a magnificent, organized, and very thoroughly examined drive of porn.

Sexuality isn't a dirty thing, I think this stick should be used to weed out prudes that are endangering our species.

 

[lodo_bear]

I cannot think of any circumstance where this stick could do a job that couldn't be better done by freely available tools.

I disapprove of porn, I would encourage all of you to not use it...and I will have nothing to do with this scam.

 

[Nurb]

Problem:
Little billy could just rar/zip everything and there'd be no pictures to scan for flesh tones and body parts, even the deleted stuff.

Another problem:
Little billy will need to show computer illiterate mom how to use it

 

[major28]

Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.

Haha! So true! I should be worried about this tho.. I dont download videos.. I only have like 10 30-60 minute videos and like 10000000000000000000000000 jpgs/gifs/whatever.. So this device will truly harm me! + i have some stuff thats not really legal.. That i would not like to get into!

ok mabe not the best thing to say on a public forum bro

 

[Juven Ignus]

Unless it reads ALL your internet history (Including the deleted parts) and your hard drive, this is ineffective.

 

[Normalgamer]

Well, if that isn't a statement of our times....

If I got a bunch of those, then got some statistics for the rate at which porn is uploaded to the Internet, I could reverse engineer the thing to release a virus to delete all pornographic images on the web. Or even better... I could let the virus destroy all porn except on certain sites. Faced with a drought of porn, males aged 18 to 35 everywhere will be forced to look for (and create) suitable material on the one site that hasn't been touched: Facebook. Facebook will be flooded with naughty images, millions of users will be banned, Facebook crumbles, ????, profit.

My master plan!!! hehehehe....

Um, no, you couldn't. Nice try though bro.


OT: What the fuck? What if a guy accidently google images something and boom child porn comes up or the like? The image gets saved to his computer and when some asshole uses this thing, they can now get him arrested and made a sex offender.
I even find it better they called porn "Contamination". The interwebz for pr0n is srs bsnz.

 

[Canid117]

In a month there is going to be a crack on the internet that returns a false negative every time.

 

[Zing]

See this is why I Stream all my porn.

 

[MR.Spartacus]

I am unsure whether to laugh or cry... Hints?

I'm going with laugh but that's just because I have a Mac. Hell I'd laugh irregardless. I guess an office work type place could justify having one.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Well then, it's a good thing then the porn I'm into doesn't really show skin tones or anatomy recognizable as human to a program...

As someone who's only downloaded porn is some black and white doujinshi, I have to agree that it is a considerable oversight.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Uh. Oh crap.

 

[UnlimitedCreativity]

Funny how the technology is still stumped by the LOGIN PASSWORD. In order, for anyone to even run they program then need to get on windows... lol.. idoits

ALSO: could a person tryingt o find porn on your harddrive simply do a Windows search... that would get more than pictures...

 

[Fappy]

Its never been a better time to not be a high schooler.

 

[Spiner909]

"Newfangled moving pictures" haha..Images only is likely to frame more people than catch.

 

[manaman]

I once wrote a tiny little script to remove all permissions from all files in a specific folder on the drive. So cruel to anyone that wanted to find porn on my hard drive.

 

[Shamanic Rhythm]

Does it get bigger as it finds more porn?

I'm actually crying here.

 

[Dommyboy]

Pfft, my mother probably couldn't work it anyway.

 

[masher]

Well then, it's a good thing then the porn I'm into doesn't really show skin tones or anatomy recognizable as human to a program...

XD

OT: so, It's going to read little Suzie's day at the beach as "porn" because she's in a swimsuit? Don't know whether to laugh or to cry either...maybe both.