My thoughts exactly. See also: "dongle".crimson5pheonix said:
Aside: I get people at work straight-faced holding out their hand and asking for my dongle. I hope that doesn't get old anytime soon.
Porn Detection Stick Will Find Your Hidden Stash
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Aside: I get people at work straight-faced holding out their hand and asking for my dongle. I hope that doesn't get old anytime soon.
Once you've learnt about sex, that's it...you can't un-remember it. You can bust little Billy, but you can't bring back his ignorance.
I never hit "Save Image".
I just hit: Bookmark this page. And then retitle it something incredibly bland that no one will even hover the cursor over.
I just hit: Bookmark this page. And then retitle it something incredibly bland that no one will even hover the cursor over.
This is just a way to seperate computer-ignorant parents of teenaged boys from their money. $98? Hahahaha... Next will be the USB stick that detects if your child smokes pot for $198.
Computer saavy parents probably neuter the router. Though kids will do what they always have done - go to a friends house.
Computer saavy parents probably neuter the router. Though kids will do what they always have done - go to a friends house.
Thats why they invented free-porn sites, seriously who the hell needs to download a full length movie with lengthy build ups to the "action" they're porn stars they're not good actors, when I watch porn I just want to see people screwing and free porn delivers on that. Nobody pays for or downloads this stuff anymore.
I've been waiting for this joke since I saw the headline. Good job.Xiado said:
As for me, I'm a single guy, so not bothered. I mean, really. Want my porn, you open Windows Explorer and click on the J drive. (Called J because C-I are already taken, not for any dirty-minded reasons.
Finding movies isn't hard. Search for really big files! Should narrow it down to mostly video, and from there it wouldn't be hard to pick out what's what. But apparently people are both paranoid AND lazy and want a magic button that snitches for them. Because the fetishes of your family members are not only your business, but they're something you should be able to know at the press of a button! You want me to actually work to violate someone's privacy? Oh my god NO! I want to hurt my loved ones quickly and easily!
And when they find the porn, they can write into Prudie and then force their kid to see a psychologist who specializes in sex offenders.
Guys, I have a great business plan.
1: Buy a bunch of usb sticks for $5.
2: Write a simple program that looks for pictures.
3: Make it check if the picture has naughty words in the filename.
4: Put the program on the stick and sell it for $100
5: ???
6: PROFIT!!!
Later, sell the upgraded version that can detect movies but not pictures. MOAR PROFIT! It will be like pokemon red and blue... for your porn detection. Gotta catch it all!
I can imagine foolish business people buying a tool like this to make sure that their employees aren't "wasting company time."
But seriously, calling it a "stick that can detect porn"? I think men already have that. EDIT: THIS JOKE IS NOW OUTDATED.
1: Buy a bunch of usb sticks for $5.
2: Write a simple program that looks for pictures.
3: Make it check if the picture has naughty words in the filename.
4: Put the program on the stick and sell it for $100
5: ???
6: PROFIT!!!
Later, sell the upgraded version that can detect movies but not pictures. MOAR PROFIT! It will be like pokemon red and blue... for your porn detection. Gotta catch it all!
I can imagine foolish business people buying a tool like this to make sure that their employees aren't "wasting company time."
But seriously, calling it a "stick that can detect porn"? I think men already have that. EDIT: THIS JOKE IS NOW OUTDATED.