Post yourself unaltered
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I bring you me in all my sexiness. I warn you, it's blinding.
Edit: Could someone tell me how to fix this?
Edit: Could someone tell me how to fix this?
Well, now I have to take a picture.
GAH! Flashes.
Now I have to upload my neck-beardy mug to my PC.
That wasn't too bad. FUCK, it's huge![footnote]No comment.[/footnote] I have to get this reduced.[footnote]Does anyone else get boobies on their first page of Google search results for picture reduction?[/footnote] Here [http://reduction-image.com/resizer-online/index_en.php]'s a site.
Okay, now it's a more manageable size. Good goddess, I have to find a place to host this? Bleh. Mallefunction uses Photobucket [http://photobucket.com/]. I'll try that.
I have to make up a password? Something that I can remember? I hate passwords.
It's not letting me upload. Ah, Photobucket doesn't like scriptblockers.
A tad blurry, but it'll do. Me in the flesh (as it were). Way too much work just to put up a pic.
238U.
GAH! Flashes.
Now I have to upload my neck-beardy mug to my PC.
That wasn't too bad. FUCK, it's huge![footnote]No comment.[/footnote] I have to get this reduced.[footnote]Does anyone else get boobies on their first page of Google search results for picture reduction?[/footnote] Here [http://reduction-image.com/resizer-online/index_en.php]'s a site.
Okay, now it's a more manageable size. Good goddess, I have to find a place to host this? Bleh. Mallefunction uses Photobucket [http://photobucket.com/]. I'll try that.
I have to make up a password? Something that I can remember? I hate passwords.
It's not letting me upload. Ah, Photobucket doesn't like scriptblockers.
A tad blurry, but it'll do. Me in the flesh (as it were). Way too much work just to put up a pic.
238U.
I don't have anything to take my picture with D;
I'll just describe myself: I am outrageously gorgeous.
Wearing my Portal T-Shirt...
Sitting in my beaten up chair...
In front of my computer monitor with a plush Cthulhu sitting on top of it...
I'll just describe myself: I am outrageously gorgeous.
Wearing my Portal T-Shirt...
Sitting in my beaten up chair...
In front of my computer monitor with a plush Cthulhu sitting on top of it...
Whoa, it's Dan!
From about two days ago, my webcam is acting funny as of right now. It is unaltered though, makeup makes me itch.
From about two days ago, my webcam is acting funny as of right now. It is unaltered though, makeup makes me itch.
Well I would take a picture of me right now but I'm currently all ill looking with a sore nose from hayfever. I never wear make up anyway, so here is an unaltered pic of me when I'm not bunged up with hayfever, ignore the fact it's taken in the bathroom, the lighting is just better in there.
Right, here we are...
Bonus points if you get the game my t-shirt is referencing!
Man, my hair is bad... Also, this picture is far too big.
Bonus points if you get the game my t-shirt is referencing!
Man, my hair is bad... Also, this picture is far too big.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/64103747@N08/5832057362/
This is me from a little while back. I can't upload current pics because I can't upload pics from my phone, but it is as I would like to be seen, in all my greaser glory. I dunno if the pic is going to show up, but whatever.
This is me from a little while back. I can't upload current pics because I can't upload pics from my phone, but it is as I would like to be seen, in all my greaser glory. I dunno if the pic is going to show up, but whatever.
I'm sitting here in my underpants as I just left the shower.
[HEADING=2]Fuck. that.[/HEADING]
Also, I lack a camara. So y'know. But 90% of the time I look like this:
Yes, even in the morning, even with the hair done like that. Given, sometimes I have a stubble, but I usually shave and all before I go on the computer.
[HEADING=2]Fuck. that.[/HEADING]
Also, I lack a camara. So y'know. But 90% of the time I look like this:
Yes, even in the morning, even with the hair done like that. Given, sometimes I have a stubble, but I usually shave and all before I go on the computer.
Heh, your avatar is strikingly similar to your actual face. Did you draw it yourself?Padwolf said:Well I would take a picture of me right now but I'm currently all ill looking with a sore nose from hayfever. I never wear make up anyway, so here is an unaltered pic of me when I'm not bunged up with hayfever, ignore the fact it's taken in the bathroom, the lighting is just better in there.
Don't worry bro. You're a tank. Chicks don't give a fuck about stretch marks tbh.Saulkar said:
Will edit in my picture after finishing reading.
Batman Represent.PeePantz said:This is literally right before sleepy time. I look like a pile of crap that got ran over by an even bigger pile of poop. This is why I'll need my beauty rest.
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/4310/52402169349396428136100.jpg
That's a bit better. This is from about two months ago. I cannot upload current pics due to a lack of ability to port them from my phone, but I hope this glimpse of my greaser glory will satisfy
Call me Greased Lighting or Elvis and I WILL cut you.
That's a bit better. This is from about two months ago. I cannot upload current pics due to a lack of ability to port them from my phone, but I hope this glimpse of my greaser glory will satisfy
Call me Greased Lighting or Elvis and I WILL cut you.
