Edit:whoops/ Tried to edit my sheet and posted it twice in a quote, need to stop making corrections at 4 in the morning
You require additional Pylons.Safe in the Dark said:When looking at my games, it's rather easy to see my character's inspiration...
This is the funniest thing I've ever read. Everyone else go home.CJ1145 said:Full name: Pet Rock
Nickname : Rocky Balboulda
Gender: Igneous
Age: As old as time itself??
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Appearance: It's a rock.
Personality: An enigma wrapped in a mystery, Pet Rock's secrets have secrets. A staunch ally and a faithful friend, but not very talkative to anyone but those closest to it. The clinically insane tend to have an easier time facilitating communication than others.
Apparently of a heroic spirit, and noble. Willing to put its life on the line in dangerous, even life-threatening situations when others would quake in their boots.
It is also proven to be quite the chessmaster, always in just the right place at just the right time.
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Powers and Capabilities: Pet Rock's powers are as vast as they are mystifying. No one has ever seen it move or take any action whatsoever. But at the last possible moment, it is always found to be precisely where it must be to completely dismantle a villain's scheme, be it falling from the ceiling to smash a priceless artifact, or inexplicably appearing, just off-screen, and right on top of the self destruct button to the villain's lair.
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Background and History : Much speculation surrounds the origin of Pet Rock. Some suggest that it is the sole surviving fragment of a long-dead, alien world much like our own. Others ponder if it is the prophecied ruler of the ancient sunken kingdom of Rocklantis, here to bridge the gap between man and stone. Still others suggest that Pet Rock is in fact the physical manifestation of the Earth Goddess, Gaia, come to wreak vengeance for our misuse of nature.
The truth is, no one knows. Pet Rock has come out from the darkness, with no warning. But he has proven time and again, that he is here to help.
When the last group of 'Changed' was brought to the facility, Pet Rock was among them. No one recalled bringing it onto the ship, and none present could imagine how it managed to be buckled into one of the seats. It was simply there. It simply was.
Notable personal achievements: Managed to show up to the facility.
All present in the facility deny being behind Pet Rock's movements. Pet Rock, based on the locations he is spotted in most often, still appears to travel at least two miles every 24 hours.
Prior to relocation to the facility, Pet Rock was onboard Flight-138765432, destined for Guatemala, in the year 2014. Two hijackers took control of the plane, knocking the pilots unconscious and redirecting the plane toward Mexico City. There, they planned to crash the plane and assassinate most of the Mexican government in the process. En route, the plane hit a pocket of extreme turbulence, and Pet Rock sprung into action. Launching from the back of the plane, Pet Rock ricocheted into the cabin, smashing into the skulls of both hijackers and killing them on the spot. Its velocity lessened from the first two impacts, Pet Rock then struck the pilots, waking them and allowing them to free themselves, taking control of the plane and landing it safely.
Pet Rock is regarded as a Mexican National Hero for its brave actions.
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Goals and Affiliation: All Pet Rock wants is to create a world without violence or hatred. It plans one day to retire in Florida with its beloved wife, Emma Stone.
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Any other notable information: It's a rock.
Aw hell naw, that don't sit right 'chere, you heard? Now listen up, little man, cuz I'm 'bout to school yo ass. You so fat and stoopid with dat post, you made mah fat, diabetic momma, enter a pancreatic coma. You so stoopid, you make Mount Rushmore look like a monkey. You prolly thinks that's hot as shit, cuz you think rocks be sexy, but you ain't never gone black, so you can't go back. You all interessted in yo dick an' shit that you prolly thought dat duh rock was some kinda monogram fo yo penis. Well listen up, you little babby, you ain't got the soul. If you HAD the soul, you would have never even looked at dat rock. You so stoopid that you make down syndrome look like up syndrome.SteakHeart said:This is the funniest thing I've ever read. Everyone else go home.CJ1145 said:Full name: Pet Rock
Nickname : Rocky Balboulda
Gender: Igneous
Age: As old as time itself??
[hr]
Appearance: It's a rock.
Personality: An enigma wrapped in a mystery, Pet Rock's secrets have secrets. A staunch ally and a faithful friend, but not very talkative to anyone but those closest to it. The clinically insane tend to have an easier time facilitating communication than others.
Apparently of a heroic spirit, and noble. Willing to put its life on the line in dangerous, even life-threatening situations when others would quake in their boots.
It is also proven to be quite the chessmaster, always in just the right place at just the right time.
[hr]
Powers and Capabilities: Pet Rock's powers are as vast as they are mystifying. No one has ever seen it move or take any action whatsoever. But at the last possible moment, it is always found to be precisely where it must be to completely dismantle a villain's scheme, be it falling from the ceiling to smash a priceless artifact, or inexplicably appearing, just off-screen, and right on top of the self destruct button to the villain's lair.
[hr]
Background and History : Much speculation surrounds the origin of Pet Rock. Some suggest that it is the sole surviving fragment of a long-dead, alien world much like our own. Others ponder if it is the prophecied ruler of the ancient sunken kingdom of Rocklantis, here to bridge the gap between man and stone. Still others suggest that Pet Rock is in fact the physical manifestation of the Earth Goddess, Gaia, come to wreak vengeance for our misuse of nature.
The truth is, no one knows. Pet Rock has come out from the darkness, with no warning. But he has proven time and again, that he is here to help.
When the last group of 'Changed' was brought to the facility, Pet Rock was among them. No one recalled bringing it onto the ship, and none present could imagine how it managed to be buckled into one of the seats. It was simply there. It simply was.
Notable personal achievements: Managed to show up to the facility.
All present in the facility deny being behind Pet Rock's movements. Pet Rock, based on the locations he is spotted in most often, still appears to travel at least two miles every 24 hours.
Prior to relocation to the facility, Pet Rock was onboard Flight-138765432, destined for Guatemala, in the year 2014. Two hijackers took control of the plane, knocking the pilots unconscious and redirecting the plane toward Mexico City. There, they planned to crash the plane and assassinate most of the Mexican government in the process. En route, the plane hit a pocket of extreme turbulence, and Pet Rock sprung into action. Launching from the back of the plane, Pet Rock ricocheted into the cabin, smashing into the skulls of both hijackers and killing them on the spot. Its velocity lessened from the first two impacts, Pet Rock then struck the pilots, waking them and allowing them to free themselves, taking control of the plane and landing it safely.
Pet Rock is regarded as a Mexican National Hero for its brave actions.
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Goals and Affiliation: All Pet Rock wants is to create a world without violence or hatred. It plans one day to retire in Florida with its beloved wife, Emma Stone.
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Any other notable information: It's a rock.
Fury Is Me. said:Aw hell naw, that don't sit right 'chere, you heard? Now listen up, little man, cuz I'm 'bout to school yo ass. You so fat and stoopid with dat post, you made mah fat, diabetic momma, enter a pancreatic coma. You so stoopid, you make Mount Rushmore look like a monkey. You prolly thinks that's hot as shit, cuz you think rocks be sexy, but you ain't never gone black, so you can't go back. You all interessted in yo dick an' shit that you prolly thought dat duh rock was some kinda monogram fo yo penis. Well listen up, you little babby, you ain't got the soul. If you HAD the soul, you would have never even looked at dat rock. You so stoopid that you make down syndrome look like up syndrome.
Have a nice day, sugah.
CJ1145 said:Fury Is Me. said:Aw hell naw, that don't sit right 'chere, you heard? Now listen up, little man, cuz I'm 'bout to school yo ass. You so fat and stoopid with dat post, you made mah fat, diabetic momma, enter a pancreatic coma. You so stoopid, you make Mount Rushmore look like a monkey. You prolly thinks that's hot as shit, cuz you think rocks be sexy, but you ain't never gone black, so you can't go back. You all interessted in yo dick an' shit that you prolly thought dat duh rock was some kinda monogram fo yo penis. Well listen up, you little babby, you ain't got the soul. If you HAD the soul, you would have never even looked at dat rock. You so stoopid that you make down syndrome look like up syndrome.
Have a nice day, sugah.
As riveting as this sassy woman vs. pet rock thing is, cut it out or I'm gonna have to reject both of your sheets.Fury Is Me. said:CJ1145 said: