Preferred Melee Weapon Choice?

Skulltaker101

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Chainsaw...on a chain. It's like Kratos, but you're insured against zombies. I could never imagine dual-wielding that thing, but hey, it'll do damage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvoVqZjPIz4
 

Gunner 51

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Make mine a good ol' fashioned flanged mace. The bane of knights and the reason why blacksmiths spent so much time panel beating.
 

M0rp43vs

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ecoho said:
agreed but if i needed the weapon to kill id take the go old combo of hammer and shield it has all the offense you need and the defense as well:)
That's the thing though, as easy as it is to SAY you could kill, I think it takes a lot of mental strain to actually do so unless you have been trained to do so or are somewhat insane.
Plus, I think subduing and not killing your assailant will grant you a higher moral ground somewhat.
And if you are going for vengeance(which I WILL do if any one tries to mess with my loved ones) well... if you kill them, it's over quickly and they do not get to reflect on what they've done. To see your enemies begging for mercy so they will think twice before doing that again. And that's the best part, Giving them a second chance and letting proper authorities handle them.

Sorry if a little surreal, Had a straining day and it's still fasting month so I'm a wee bit woozy

That said, I'd prefer dual wielding kali sticks so that it gives a good blend of attack and defense
 

StormShaun

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Swords in general, they are perfect, humble, balenced, violente and deadly, I love them way too much, and I am going to buy one.
 

JochemDude

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In gaming/fiction that would be a Machete

In real life I would have to go with the good 'ol baseball bat.
 

AngloDoom

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There's something so fun about bashing people's head in with a mace in games.
Oh, oh? You're going to shield? *WHAM* Shake that off, and try again.

In almost total opposition, I love elegant rapiers and thin stabbing blades for a more gentlemanly way of slaying a foe.
 

Deadyawn

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RaNDM G said:
For what purpose? Every weapon has a specific role in combat, and there's no such thing as an ultimate weapon.
I beg to differ. The crowbar is the best melee weapon of everything ever and it is totally awesome.
So yeah, I pick crowbar.
 

Keepeas

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Skorpyo said:
RaNDM G said:
gostlyfantom said:
combat shovel is the best weapon of all time.
Like this?
Well, I WAS going to tell everybody the thing I was thinking of, but, well...

I need 3 of those shovels. Now.
Exactly my reaction....

I was going to say an axe of somesort...but now I know what I want for my Birthday
(along with a MLP:FiM Season 1 Blue-Ray pack with bonus content)