Preferred Melee Weapon Choice?
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For real melee weapons, I already own all of my favorites... and I'd be hard-pressed to choose between my Hanwei rapier, my custom katana, or my boar spear.
Though I suppose the one I use most would be a considered a crowbar. Technically that would be a misnomer, though... it's three feet long, and it's called a wrecking bar.
As for what I want... lightsaber. Orange blade, dual-phase for a 90cm setting and a 150cm setting. [/starwarsgeek]
Though I suppose the one I use most would be a considered a crowbar. Technically that would be a misnomer, though... it's three feet long, and it's called a wrecking bar.
As for what I want... lightsaber. Orange blade, dual-phase for a 90cm setting and a 150cm setting. [/starwarsgeek]
In a game, probably a scythe.
In real life, either some sort of short sword/kodachi(Possibly 2 to dual wield)...or just a simple metal baseball bat.
In real life, either some sort of short sword/kodachi(Possibly 2 to dual wield)...or just a simple metal baseball bat.
Motherfucking ballistic knives! Carrying two of them around and puncturing people with flying knife blades! *Bliss*
I think I'd go with a splitting maul, maybe even a monster maul if that isn't too heavy. I think improvised weaponry is awesome and while it isn't as flexible as an e-tool or...crovel, what the fu-I'm confident it can still get most jobs done. The only problem I have with it is that it doesn't have a pokey-stabby method of use.
Tonfas are pretty sweet, too and have the added benefit of being non-lethal. Same with telescopic batons, if they didn't get jammed so easily.
Normally, I'd say something batshit like the Dragonslayer from Berserk just becaue it's pretty friggen sweet. Or maybe a sword of Western construction but katana-like dimensions (except with a really broad blade). Kukri's are also pretty bitchin'.
Oh yeah, and punching thing to death is pretty cool, too.
Tonfas are pretty sweet, too and have the added benefit of being non-lethal. Same with telescopic batons, if they didn't get jammed so easily.
Normally, I'd say something batshit like the Dragonslayer from Berserk just becaue it's pretty friggen sweet. Or maybe a sword of Western construction but katana-like dimensions (except with a really broad blade). Kukri's are also pretty bitchin'.
Oh yeah, and punching thing to death is pretty cool, too.
Ultimate Frying Pan of Death from Dead Rising and Dead Rising 2 [When you put a Frying Pan on a Stove and you get the "Used Stove Bonus" and then you can melt zombies faces]
That or Kate Hudson.
Why? Because she's skinny, has been on too many commercials lately, and may have had a "boob-job" that is as obvious, and damning, for her more than any other celebrity getting one seeing that she has been relevant for a while and was flat-chested, which makes the below average results pathetic. She needs to get hit, or hit something else. Also... she probably only weighs about 80ilbs and she's pretty hot still, so I wouldn't mind carrying her around.
That or Kate Hudson.
Why? Because she's skinny, has been on too many commercials lately, and may have had a "boob-job" that is as obvious, and damning, for her more than any other celebrity getting one seeing that she has been relevant for a while and was flat-chested, which makes the below average results pathetic. She needs to get hit, or hit something else. Also... she probably only weighs about 80ilbs and she's pretty hot still, so I wouldn't mind carrying her around.
Cricket bat, english willow preffered but anything will do so long as i get the dull satisfying crack.
After seeing that, I simply cannot choose anything else...crop52 said:
But if I had to choose something it'd be a Japanese Wakizashi.
well i have this gas weed whacker with an edger blade.... so if i break the safety guard of it makes some sort of spear with a spinning blade on the end....sounds good to me
gotta collect em all
oh my god they come in a multitude of colors!!!crop52 said:
gotta collect em all