RAGE QUIT!!!1!11!! >:(

[RJ 17]

One of my better ones was when I realized that playing Soul Calibur 4 online was like trying to stuff a cactus up my ass because everyone that plays it uses the same cheap/unavoidable move (I'm looking at you, Darth Vader...) that just murders the fuck outta you and there's nothing you can do about it. Evidently Taki has a move where she just does a quick little swipe with one of her blades down at your ankles. This is enough to cause you to stumble for a moment, which is just long enough for her to do it again, effectively stun-locking you if you get hit once by it.

Don't know about Vader, but wasn't Taki lowest tier in SC4? (unlike Natsu, who is fucking everyone's shit up now) That move is probably only abusable against inexperienced players.

I only pulled the plug once, when I just started playing MK9 online. I don't remember details, but the situation was similar to yours: I didn't know how to defend against the attack he was abusing. Since then, whenever somebody's playing like a douche, I just stand there and don't press any buttons. If you want to win so bad, here's your win.

It's effective against casual players such as myself who don't have the flawless, split-second timing to pull off that super shield block move where you block at the perfect time to send the oponent stumbling backwards. I pulled it off once or twice during that fight, but SC was never my favorite fighter to begin with, as such becoming a master of it was never my goal........mainly because the concept of Ring Outs was something that I found to be incredibly lame.

Also, I never experienced it because Vader wasn't out for the 360 by the time I was done with SC IV, but a buddy of mine had it on PS 3 and Vader had this move where he can essentially stun-lock you with his force moves, keeping you all the way across the screen the entire time.
Think it's like a force choke-slam, then force lift you back to your feet. Or maybe throwing the lightsaber and then lifting you back to your feet only to have the lightsaber thrown again. Something like that. All I know is that once he got started it was basically impossible to break out of.

Having had enough with these bullshit players and their bullshit tactics, I stood up, threw my controler, and turned around to punch a hole in the wall. Turning back around, I see that my controler had found its way into my TV set, requiring that I get a new one.

LOL. I had a simillar expirience once. It involved me, my foot and my oldest, boxy monitor. You know, the kind of monitors you never see any more, the proper old-school ones. Also, the back of my wall, which apparantly had been made out of cardboard, because when I kicked my monitor, it lodged itself right inside. Should've taken a picture, but as I would soon find out, I was suffering what I now understand to be some puny, teenage attempt at a nervous breakdown. Got as far as the door before I collapsed, waking up a couple of hours later in my bed. I forgot to mention that almost all of my equipment was destroyed in the whole 'accident'. Keyboard was snapped in two over my knee and now there were buttons all over the room; the mouse had lost its cover and now you could see the inner workings of all of the wheels as you moved it.

It was rather embarassing, really.

The best Rage Quits always involve some property damage. May I ask what game you were playing that made you flip out like that?

And of course it's a bit embarrassing, they're ALWAYS embarrassing. That's why I opened up my OP with "I've done it, you've done it, we've ALL done it." No judging going on here, just a sharing of stories that, hopefully, we can all "look back and laugh on".

 

[Flames66]

Just look at all the holes in his room! I also love how he blames the keyboard and monitor for him messing up.

thats the sort of guy who shouldn't be allowed money to spend on things like that, i really hope that place wasn't rented.

guh sorry for going of topic, but that just makes me rage, well i guess i better punch a hole in my wall. /sarcasm.

I have punched a dent in my wall once. That is what taught me to properly control my anger.

 

[Artful_Gamer]

Fighting Shao Kahn at the end of Mortal Kombat. This fight is especially annoying since

Spoiler

You have to play as Raiden and his moves all suck ass

I had won the first round and the CPU did its usual RAWR round 1 lost! Time to cheat suddenly play far better than possible normal. Berserk mode

Third round seems to be going OK 'till he lands an X-Ray instantly dealing 53% damage. He then procedes to use that BS unblockable hammer move that stuns you 3 times in a row. (I was completely helpless after getting hit by the first one) When I finally get an inch of breathing room I try and jump over him only to get hit by that stupid golf swing that hits in a 270 degree arc. One OP shoulder barge later I'm staring at the Retry screen...

Needless to say that was my last attempt of the night

Tell me I suck 1 more time Kahn! Don't think I won't just snap the disk

 

[Random Fella]

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Dead ringer is about the same level as invisa watch, both can be used in different ways, they both have their downsides
Best knife is vanilla by far
The ambassador can be good if you make those headshots, but it's slower firing speed makes it harder to land the second bodyshot to finish them off

 

[Meatspinner]

Yesterday I was playing World of Tanks and was trying to get the 3x exp bonus for the AMX 12t. Basically, each tank's first victory each day grants you the bonus. So, when I lost three games in a row I was like, "Alright no biggy this has happened before". After losing six games in a row I was like, "alright this is getting a bit annoying but surely I'll win the next match." After losing nine games I was like,"OK what the fuck game this is really starting to piss me off." Finally after losing twelve games, "Fuck this shit I'm done."

That's non-premium in a nutshell.

"What you say? Standard tank? Well we'll just put you as the lowest tier tank in this match"
"Whats that? Can't afford to resupply your high tier tank after a match even though you got 5 kills? Well you better buy a premium tank then. They get a discount... oh did I mention you can buy premium ammo that's much better then standard ammo"

F*ck that game and it's mother

 

[shadyh8er]

Playing the first Naruto game with my brother, I kicked the little cabinet under the TV where we kept our games and broke the doors on it because I kept losing.

Most recently I raged while playing Tekken 6. I grinded my teeth so hard I felt little tooth shavings come off.

 

[Lunatic High]

Gone through 4 controllers in my day but thats just PS3 let alone my 2 a piece for my PS2 XBox/es ( orig and 360) and even a couple gamecube controllers have crumbled to my wrath.....you know I should probly rage quit on my own.......oh ya 2 keyboards 3 mice and 1 television controller.

Most recent fit of rage was Twisted Metal (ps3) fucking x2 juggernaut dollface mission. (no controllers were harmed while playing that game)

 

[Conn1496]

When I just beat in fighting games by assy spammers. It pisses me off, so I usually just rage quit. It's not really helped in Soulcalibur V, where a majority of the "difficult" coms adapt to this method of winning when they start to lose.

 

[targren]

Anyway the worse part was trying to killed the boss and he cleary didn't know what he was doing. There is a obvious diret path to the leader with only a few monster about and going around it is far longer and there are many monsters about.

If I remember correctly, you have to take the roundabout route to kill the three mini-bosses to get a Master rating in that mission. Maybe that's what they were after?

 

[Ryotknife]

Just had my first rage quit in awhile playing FF10. The first blitzball match against Luca. F the AI in that game, it cheats like hell. If you have a stat of 8 in something, it can go 50% in either direction (so 4-12 in this example). and yet, without fail, the enemy gets +50% and i get -50% (if im LUCKY, most of the time my players will just outright miss), and the enemy has better stats to begin with. to top it off, they always score a goal even from mid field (with 3 defenders on him) wheras im lucky to get a goal at point blank range with no defenders on me. 5 tries later of sheer utter BS im ready to punch a kitten and break the game disc. It is not a few cases of worst case scenarios, its entire games worth of worst case scenarios in a row.

 

[Alternative]

Just had my first rage quit in awhile playing FF10. The first blitzball match against Luca. F the AI in that game, it cheats like hell. If you have a stat of 8 in something, it can go 50% in either direction (so 4-12 in this example). and yet, without fail, the enemy gets +50% and i get -50% (if im LUCKY, most of the time my players will just outright miss), and the enemy has better stats to begin with. to top it off, they always score a goal even from mid field (with 3 defenders on him) wheras im lucky to get a goal at point blank range with no defenders on me. 5 tries later of sheer utter BS im ready to punch a kitten and break the game disc. It is not a few cases of worst case scenarios, its entire games worth of worst case scenarios in a row.

Fuck the computer is such a cheating cockbag at blitzball,
i mean FUCKING HELL i had 10pass and he had only 5block, HOW DID HE BLOCK IT.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Anyway the worse part was trying to killed the boss and he cleary didn't know what he was doing. There is a obvious diret path to the leader with only a few monster about and going around it is far longer and there are many monsters about.

If I remember correctly, you have to take the roundabout route to kill the three mini-bosses to get a Master rating in that mission. Maybe that's what they were after?

Nah it wasn't that one, the bonus mission is to killed the two Harbringers located South of the boss which they were inside that fortress.
Even then the direct path is South East from the village but the leader lead us more of an anti clockwise from the village and we didn't get to the Harbringers at all.

 

[lRookiel]

It's not a common occurrence however it does happen, mostly on LoL..... I avoid this by never playing solo queue though, I can't stand the idiots I get stuck with about 70% of solo queue matches.

 

[n00beffect]

The best Rage Quits always involve some property damage. May I ask what game you were playing that made you flip out like that?

And of course it's a bit embarrassing, they're ALWAYS embarrassing. That's why I opened up my OP with "I've done it, you've done it, we've ALL done it." No judging going on here, just a sharing of stories that, hopefully, we can all "look back and laugh on".

Worms World Party... yes, the Devil's spawn! Bloody wind, always blowing my rockets into my own worms, seriously like UGH!... Ok, ok, enough reminiscing; starting to get the fits again.

 

[dimensional]

Fighting Shao Kahn at the end of Mortal Kombat. This fight is especially annoying since

Spoiler

You have to play as Raiden and his moves all suck ass

I had won the first round and the CPU did its usual RAWR round 1 lost! Time to cheat suddenly play far better than possible normal. Berserk mode

Third round seems to be going OK 'till he lands an X-Ray instantly dealing 53% damage. He then procedes to use that BS unblockable hammer move that stuns you 3 times in a row. (I was completely helpless after getting hit by the first one) When I finally get an inch of breathing room I try and jump over him only to get hit by that stupid golf swing that hits in a 270 degree arc. One OP shoulder barge later I'm staring at the Retry screen...

Needless to say that was my last attempt of the night

Tell me I suck 1 more time Kahn! Don't think I won't just snap the disk

That fight annoyed the hell out of me as well until I found an easy way to beat him was stand right in front of him and as soon as he starts to do an attack teleport behind him and uppercut then repeat if he goes invincible for a second teleport again dont try for another uppercut as he will mince you with his cheap ass moves. I only beat him on normal though so this may not work on harder settings.

Oh have you done the challenge tower one with 3 Shao Khans in a row? now that is almost impossible unless you spam the gun and roll move of stryker.

Just had my first rage quit in awhile playing FF10. The first blitzball match against Luca. F the AI in that game, it cheats like hell. If you have a stat of 8 in something, it can go 50% in either direction (so 4-12 in this example). and yet, without fail, the enemy gets +50% and i get -50% (if im LUCKY, most of the time my players will just outright miss), and the enemy has better stats to begin with. to top it off, they always score a goal even from mid field (with 3 defenders on him) wheras im lucky to get a goal at point blank range with no defenders on me. 5 tries later of sheer utter BS im ready to punch a kitten and break the game disc. It is not a few cases of worst case scenarios, its entire games worth of worst case scenarios in a row.

That match took me ages to win when I started playing I just couldnt do it but on my last playthrough I easily won that match the trick is to never let them have the ball because they will score you just want to pass it around your team and waste time until times almost up then score yourself. I agree the comp has some bullshit shots though I remember facing the beast team and they shot from down their goal it reached my goal with a shot value of one my goalie had catch 17+ (cant remember exactly) and the sure hands skill and it still went in, luckily I still won the match though despite their cheating.

The only two times I have rage quit this gen are against Seth in SFIV and Alpha (whatever her name is) in DOA4 I just got so tired of their bullshit it wasnt worth persevering I dont break my stuff though I always have restraint as its my stuff I payed for it im not going to bust it up in anger, no ill just do something else to cool down for a bit.

 

[Patrick Buck]

1. Once when playing GTA IV at the part when Roman is kidnapped by Dimitri and is put in a warehouse. I cleared out the entire thing, shot the last guy using Roman as a shield and got Roman out.
When we got into the car waiting for us downstairs, I preceded to drive into a gas container lying perfectly on the ground which exploded, killing me and Roman. If GTA IV had checkpoints, I wouldn't have turned the Xbox off, but I couldn't continue after that until the next day.

2. Dragon Age 2, doing Merril's companion quest in act 2 to get the thing that repairs the mirror. I kept getting killed by the big spider thing.
If the little regular spiders didn't kill my whole party, that thing did because it spawned more regular spiders. I eventually just gave te PS3 version back to my friend (I was borrowing it) and bought it on PC to cheat past that part.

For the GTA4 one, I found a hilarious way to do that mission. Call the police, when you reach the warehouse, then walk in, and DON'T Shoot the gang members. The police then do the work, and you can keep calling MORE and MORE of them. Eventually it reached the point where I could just run straight through the warehouse shooting, and the police did nothing, because they were to focused on the mobsters, and completely ignored me. :') It was a good discovery, because I fucking HATED that mission, it made me RAGE.

 

[Shadow flame master]

When I played Battle Field 3 on the 360, I got pissed because I couldn't kill the guys coming in the 2nd floor of the abandoned mall due to a glitch. All of the enemies have flashlights on their guns, but for some reason, only one of the troopers had a flash light that glitched the game.

Needless to to say, I died (and rage quit) a lot that day.

 

[RJ 17]

The best Rage Quits always involve some property damage. May I ask what game you were playing that made you flip out like that?

And of course it's a bit embarrassing, they're ALWAYS embarrassing. That's why I opened up my OP with "I've done it, you've done it, we've ALL done it." No judging going on here, just a sharing of stories that, hopefully, we can all "look back and laugh on".

Worms World Party... yes, the Devil's spawn! Bloody wind, always blowing my rockets into my own worms, seriously like UGH!... Ok, ok, enough reminiscing; starting to get the fits again.

Ohhhhhhhh dude, the Worms game can bring out some pretty ragey rage quits.

"Yeah, 3 of my worms are already dead and I haven't even had a turn yet. That seems fair."

 

[William Dickbringer]

reminds me of playing terraria with the new patch I went to fight the wall of flesh so I can begin the new world I killed him but lost the pwnhammer in a pool of lava (accidently hit the drop button) which then meant I had to fight him again so I went to fight him on the hard world and HOLY HELL WAS HE AN ANNOYING SON OF ***** I mean before he was hard but now he went you're gonna get fucked hard I died so many times and said fuck it after the tenth time never fighting him again my friend just gave a new pwnhammer

also another one of my friends he bought final fantasy 13 and he hated it hated everything but kept playing it he got to the pope boss he said then kept dying it made him so mad he bit his controller (there was teeth marks) took the game out put it in it's case and threw it across the room and then gave it to me for my birthday

 

[Gorilla Gunk]

For the GTA4 one, I found a hilarious way to do that mission. Call the police, when you reach the warehouse, then walk in, and DON'T Shoot the gang members. The police then do the work, and you can keep calling MORE and MORE of them. Eventually it reached the point where I could just run straight through the warehouse shooting, and the police did nothing, because they were to focused on the mobsters, and completely ignored me. :') It was a good discovery, because I fucking HATED that mission, it made me RAGE.

That'd be really cool if Rockstar added more solutions to missions like that. Like instead of having to race some guy, find out where he lives and get his car towed. Or instead of shooting some guy, plant stuff in his car and call the police and get him arrested.