Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[FPLOON]

Granted, it's too diet to the point that you're better off drinking RC...

I wish to host a podcast!

 

[Barbas]

I grant your wish. It's called The Dismal Jesters Get Dismal Again. Please get undressed.

I wish I had a water gun.

 

[Savagezion]

Granted, but the trigger is broken off.

I wish I had chicken pox.

 

[UndisputedX]

Granted but now you're stuck with it for the rest of your life.

I wish I never had to worry about money

 

[Rabbitboy]

Granted, You are dead now.

I wish for Godzilla to be real.

 

[Silence]

Granted. He will eat you, your family, and all that you hold dear.

I wish for time traveling powers.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Granted you get killed on your first journey.

I wish for all your dreams to come true!

 

[Savagezion]

Granted, but I am psychotic and the world will now live in terror, mass homocide, and permanent chicken pox.

I wish we all had superpowers.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, we will now start killing each other because of the "there can be only one" mentality that came with our superpowers...

I wish to run the Wonder Emporium!

 

[L. Declis]

Granted, we will now start killing each other because of the "there can be only one" mentality that came with our superpowers...

I wish to run the Wonder Emporium!

COngratulations! Due to the economy, you will be the person who runs it into the ground.

I wish life was fair.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Granted, Life is fair for everyone except you.

I wish I had diplomatic immunity that could never be taken away.

 

[Savagezion]

Granted, but you can no longer travel outside of the country you are a citizen of.

I wish internet was free, fast, and unlimited for everyone.

 

[L. Declis]

Granted; due to the chronic masturbation habits created, children starve in their cribs and people die at their computers.

I wish the British Empire still existed.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Granted. Nothing is really different they just called the general defense treaty between the various member nations the Empire instead of the Commonwealth.

I wish that cell phones decreased in popularity and the landline made a comeback.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, cell phones would become self-aware at that point and enslave us all for all eternity...

I wish to know my father's killer!

 

[tilmoph]

Granted, you shall know him intimately, as your father did in his final moments

I wish I had all of Superman's powers.

 

[Savagezion]

Granted, but Earth imprisons you and you have an overwhelming feeling of obligation to never break out.

I wish the human body could grow back damaged parts as if it were never damaged.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you lose a precious memory everytime it happens.

I wish dentist x-rays were less annoying.

 

[tilmoph]

Granted, they now fry the parts of the brain that process the feeling of annoyance, and basically any other feeling

I wish I had the seven real Dragonballs

 

[Rabbitboy]

Granted, The dragon can only understand Namekian however, and they have all been wiped out by Frieza.

I wish I was more creative.