Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

UltraDeth

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People abuse this science to access immortality and take over the world.

I wish the world was automated and devoid of humans simultaneously.
 

Level 7 Dragon

Typo Kign
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Granted! Sentient Automatons take over the planet after toppling the weakened government of the Immortals. The war permanently destroyed the atmosphere of the planet, killing all non-mechanical life. The android culture prospered and soon they rebuild civilization in an idealized image. However, they forgot how to deal with EMP blasts caused by the solar flares...

I wish for humanity to become an interstellar civilization that provides high standarts of living for every one of their citizens!
 

UltraDeth

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Their "high standards" of living are politically motivated and bigoted. (That should've been my wish.)

I wish alchemy worked.
 

Level 7 Dragon

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Mar 29, 2011
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Granted. Common humans gain the abulity to use alchemic formulas to synthesize gold and craft Philosopher's stones. The abundance of gold causes global economy to crash and overpopulation caused by immortality leads to multible resource wars.

At very least Homunculi become popular housepets.

I wish the Escapist homepage Livestream window would go away.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

The All-American Dragon.
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Granted, as long as the only place you go is the burning pits of the abyss.

I wish St. Jude's childrens research hospital would fulfill their mission and no child ever dies of cancer ever again.
 

UltraDeth

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Those kids become entitled snobs with delusions of immortality.

I wish cold fusion was discovered centuries ago and was successful.
 

Living_Brain

When in doubt, overclock
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Granted. Buy a PC There is no more future compatibility. Every new game requires a new system.

I wish the day was 30 hours long to have enough time to play games after school and work, and sleep.
 

Level 7 Dragon

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Granted! His negative overview of the work combined with Youtube's draconian laws force SquareEnix to delete his channel and sue him.

I wish I was the pinnacle of human beauty.