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Living_Brain

When in doubt, overclock
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Igor-Rowan said:
Granted, you still gain weight regardless.
Oh please let me gain weight lmao I'm like 130lbs and underfed af at the moment. Switching jobs gets ya bank dry.

OT: Granted. They're located the middle of Brazillian favelas, remote African villages, among the tribes in Iraq, and on the coast of Florida, yesterday. To keep them from getting looted and destroyed you need to employ a full-time security team to stay on-premises at all times, but you don't earn any more money than you do now. This depletes your funds and you go bankrupt.
You choose to start living in one of your dream homes, but now the security has left. You spend the rest of your days living in fear of the conditions outside before the inevitable raid party shows up.

I wish my hair permanently stayed the perfect length for my hairstyle

Edit: 1500 posts guys I did it
 

Igor-Rowan

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Granted, it's a club where you get to dance Country music every night. Yee-Ha!

I wish for the largest paintball field ever.
 

Level 7 Dragon

Typo Kign
Mar 29, 2011
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Granted! You tend to murder or disfigure people in a petty bar fight and destroy properety whenever you lose your cool.

I wish for an everlasting Utopian state, where everybody lives long and happy lives and achieves their goals through trust and cooperation.
 

Level 7 Dragon

Typo Kign
Mar 29, 2011
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Granted! The united nations consoledates power and elects you as the first Terran general secretary. You administration faces large scale social issues, such as wealth disparity, global warming and mass starvation in certain regions of the planet.

I wish the poster below me would find true love
 

UltraDeth

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Nov 2, 2010
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The wildlife is hostile and some fauna is poisonous to the touch.

I wish I had all the luxuries in the world and more.
 

Level 7 Dragon

Typo Kign
Mar 29, 2011
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Granted! I hope you can protect all your newly acquired wealth..

I wish for the world to be ruled by philosopher kings that know the objectively best decisions humanity should take to reach a better future.
 

UltraDeth

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Ever seen a grizzled short brown-haired girl with blue skin?

I wish some other planet was a militarist utopia.
 

Level 7 Dragon

Typo Kign
Mar 29, 2011
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The Imperium conquers you and converts you to their ridicilous religion.

I wish for every person who contributed to this thread to have a sucsessful career.