Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[UltraDeth]

Wear a long-sleeve thick shirt, instead and sweat buckets!

I wish everyone around me was an NPC with zero threat or awareness.

 

[UltraDeth]

I'm leaving that untouched because I've never heard anything like it.

I wish I could live out a giantess fantasy.

 

[UltraDeth]

Well, not living in America, I don't follow the history. Incidentally, when I say "Giantess" I mean "giant woman".

I wish magic and science merged together.

 

[UltraDeth]

I just looked and I don't understand, so no thanks.

I wish the Portal gun existed.

 

[UltraDeth]

Snakes mate with any species, not sure if want.

I wish Solid Snake wasn't so grouchy all the time.

 

[UltraDeth]

They were sent to concentration camps.

I wish Transhumanism was ethically right on all accounts.

 

[UltraDeth]

Everything must be decapitated before being sent to the slaughterhouses.

I wish it was considered good manners to comment on a woman's form.

(Incidentally, I like the idea of being worshipped as a cyborg.)

 

[UltraDeth]

Only in NTSC regions.

I wish to live twice like James Bond and Commander Shepard.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. You will now die 4 times.

Emily Blunt finds all these posts where you're wishing for random women to date you, dumps your sorry butt, and shows them to the public so you can never date again.

high school beat you to the punch on that last part.

But I haven't even wished for Charlize Theron to be my girlfriend yet. . .

speaking of which. . .

I wish Charlize Theron was my girlfriend.

 

[UltraDeth]

Albeit, ironically.

I wish I could work from home.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

You are now under house arrest. Your previous employer fires you for commiting a fellony and you take up a minimum wage job sending out spam links to Indonesian foot fetish porn sites.

I wish humanity managed to perfect medical science, allowing the repair and modification of the human body on a genetic and molecular level, while being accessible, perfectly safe and not threatening the species with overpopulation.