Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Living_Brain]

The change in police, military culture and accountability literally makes the world a better place. Racial tensions in USA die down, the Middle East sees a withdrawal of troops, and peace deals are made internationally. However, the new accountability laws go too far in their strictness, and make enlisting for duty less attractive. Over time, the armed forces are whittled down until there's barely anyone left. Police are now overburdened by crimes and the rates soar to 50 year highs, as psychopaths realize that the more they kill the less cops will keep up. "Distrust of governments" would understate how the populace feels, and attempts to appease the people end up leading to a real-life Purge night.

I wish this CSGO major breaks viewership numbers and doesn't stagnate/drop, foreshadowing the demise of the game.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. Global rioting ensues.

I wish interviews would be done away with, "field performance tests" are used instead, and only positions where interviewing is an actual part of the job are allowed to conduct pre-employment interviews.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

the people who would lose their jobs because of such (civil service commissions) become very angry with me.

I wish my voice was ****ING POWERFUL! ala

 

[UltraDeth]

No great crossovers, that is all.

I wish all of America was really friendly.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's all kept stock on computers and a power surge destroys the hard drive along with all the data.

I wish the Helghast were a benevolent empire.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It is overtaken by a an empire the exact opposite of benevolent.

I wish I was paid to swear about movies for the internet.

 

[UltraDeth]

The react like Steam Greenlight "devs", lashing out at every hint of criticism, false accusations of defamation and creating "work" which is nothing more than a bitter attack on anyone they don't like.

I wish characters didn't lose all their upgrades at the start of sequels.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

characters now start sequels vastly overpowered and are completely unstoppable, removing any and all challenge.

I wish Alan Rickman was still alive.

 

[UltraDeth]

He has no work.

I wish I was credited for bringing back the mullet and moustache look.

 

[UltraDeth]

What do pro-wrestlers and action movie heroes have to sport now?

I wish John McClane got some respect for his heroism.

 

[UltraDeth]

Why would one wish that on him?

I wish for an ultimate weapon.

 

[UltraDeth]

Now feet are hard as rock.

I wish there were no anti-science movements.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted we now exist only as pure balls of light floating through space and time eternally.
As a result though Game of thrones was never finished.

I wish to be brave.