Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[UltraDeth]

Good idea, just watch out for black holes and other hazards.

I wish capoeira was a genuinely dangerous fighting style.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. It is declared inhumane by the U.N. and being caught using it is now punishable by lifetime incarceration.

I wish Mo Lewis had missed Drew Bledsoe. Tom Brady never becomes the starter and is traded to Cleveland.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Well, you can no longer live on earth then.

I wish I could use inception to convince my friend to divorce his evil wife.

 

[UltraDeth]

The reality of these events are dull as dishwater and these species are noisy, lazy critters.

I wish hidden collectibles affected a game's story with positive, maybe negative results.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but the one you want is behind that invisible wall.

I wish for noclip

 

[UltraDeth]

Some quests are harder without backup. Even though I approve this wish.

I wish it was possible for Xbox users to earn double Gamerscore after reaching a certain milestone and Playstation invented diamond trophy for every 5 platinums.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

DC becomes nothing more than "Marvel Light"


I wish I was a Master Exploder!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You self-exile to the Moon with your telepathic wife because your every whisper could shatter mountains. And do you REALLY want your significant other to know literally every thought in your head? Also the Hulk shows your pummeled corpse to the world as a declaration of war.

was that first part a reference to black bolt? if so well done sir.

back on topic:

Spellcheck instead recognizes something you find even more obnoxious as a word.

quite some time ago in this thread I wished for real life to have cheat codes. the ruination of such was the console is on Mars. so I wish I had the training and resources, as well as a space suit and shuttle to take me to said console on Mars.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's not very good for a number of reasons. (Which I'll let you imagine.)

I wish Kratos wasn't such a selfish, indifferent, brutal S.O.B.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He is longer any fun to play in the God of War Series.

I wish I could invent a microwave that makes reheated leftovers taste like they just came out of the oven. i.e. no more soggy pizza!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but because we are all transendant balls of pure energy floating through space we don't need food anymore.
No pizza, Tacos, Bacon........

I wish for a strong drink.

 

[UltraDeth]

Powerful enough to put you in a come for weeks.

I wish to fight drug dealers NARC style.