Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but because of this extra power the console wars of 2009 killed us all..

I wish they still made Mega man games.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

EA devours you instead.

I wish I was the legendary dragon knight, with the power to become the dragon!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It is still awful.

I wish for one day Aziz Ansari and Jay-z esentially switch lives: Aziz is incredibly smooth and Jay-z spills mustard on his shirt all day.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

They become vastly underappreciated cult classics.

I wish my internet connection would stop sucking!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It goes on forever.

I wish I could learn Judo/martial arts under highly respected world reknown sensei Neil Ohlenkamp.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. At triple the price.

I wish I had a 2000 inch TV!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but Lovecraft is still incredibly racist.

I wish for clouds of blue and skies of white.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because of the over reactionary nature of the internet this wish would probably just ruin itself!

I wish for the power of a dream catcher to let me sleep easy.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You mother becomes an obsessed fitness guru who puts you to great shame. Adding further shame she beats people up with karate she learned from Wii fit!

I wish I could find that small measure of peace we all seek, and few of us ever find (bounus points if you get the reference)

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted now every Asian actor is portrayed by tom cruise.

I wish that every day was filled with mirth.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It chills alright. all the way to absolute zero.

I wish I could serve my country.