Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[FPLOON]

Granted, the world became too boring for the Earth to keep living anymore...

I wish you'd have a happy V-Day!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Well it was just another day for me, though I did go see Deadpool and it kicked ass! How much ass did it kick? ALL OF IT!

I wish common sense was actually common.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it makes no sense, thus it's most commonly homeless due to poor wordplay of choice...

I wish I had more male friends to watch Girls with me!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. They make the experience incredibly uncomfortable.

I wish I was a fighter pilot.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it will never lead to becoming a Green Lantern, thus getting into any [fighter] plane fills your with suicidal depression...

I wish Season 1 of Galavant was always available on ABC Go!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. It's blurry, choppy, and has the wrong actors.

I wish I was a superhero.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, you are Poo Man

I wish I was a metal bender

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, you can't metal-bend yourself despite being made out of metal...

I wish I'm not late to my next class!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. you are 16 hours early, the door is locked, and you can't go anywhere else.

I wish Anna Kendrick was my girlfriend.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it's a loveless relationship

I wish I had pirate treasure

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It is cursed.

I wish I had a sweet pet mimic.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it uses your form to commit crimes and frame you

I wish I could imagine everything

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it's more horrifying than anything quantifiably imaginable...

I wish anyone could smoke weed everyday!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, you die

I wish downloads weren't so long

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, they amount to gaining nothing at all![footnote]Nothing at all![footnote]Nothing at all![/footnote][/footnote]

I wish I could rap like a rich kid!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted, the kid is a complete and total wannabe dumb-ass.

I wish Paxton Lynch would drop to the broncos at the 31st pick in the draft.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, every pick beforehand is even worse that than not dropping Lynch...

I wish for an "In My Pants" reboot!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted, every pick beforehand is even worse that than not dropping Lynch...

I wish for an "In My Pants" reboot!

well I pretty much actually got that wish. the broncos did move up to 26 to take Lynch, but still.

Granted. You have an entire film crew in your pants.

I wish I had a portable version of this. http://www.dramabutton.com/

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it activates only at the worse super-inappropriate times...

I wish to draw first blood during the reboot!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, you're the first to die in the new series.

I wish old game franchises made a comeback.