So my mom tried to get me to come 'out of the closet...'

[MBergman]

Dude, anyone who protests that much has a reason to. Your dad may have had a gay experience (or thought) in his past.

I've actually never considered that, though I'm pretty sure he would kill me if I suggested it.

snip

That was simply...priceless (^^,)

Happy to entertain! (;

 

[BlueGlowstick]

I overheard my mom tell someone on the phone awhile back that after my older sister, she and my dad didn't want anymore kids. Then she got pregnant with me. She also said that she prefers my older sisters to me, and my dad prefers me. I look (and act) the most like him, so no wonder!!

Wait.. am I reading this right? :O

Then she got pregnant with me

Your mum with you?!

She also said that she prefers my older sisters to me, and my dad prefers me.

Wow I'm stunned. I might have misread this but after reading it four times um... yeah looks a bit screwed.

dude get your fuckin mind out of the damn gutter! xD it was like 4 am when I wrote that. lol. I was dead tired. gimme a break!

 

[Leg End]

Umm... not exactly the worst I can remember but one of the most memorable.

Let's just say it's like coming out of the closet, just not the gay closet. Some refer to it as coming out of the toybox.

It basically went with her freaking the fuck out, saying to "get away from me you sick pervert" and her basically saying she was going to disown me(probably joking on the latter of course).

Even though the hints were fucking EVERYWHERE and my sister actually knew for a while before I even told her. My mom is now just using it as a four-word insult now to annoy the hell out of me. Not a fun time. She is actually still in denial about it too.

If you do not know what I am talking about, look at my other posts if you don't get the whole "coming out of the toybox" thing. Particularly since I am pretty sure I will not be seeing any sympathy from any of my fellow Escapees. Your reactions may be similar.

[sub][sub][sub][sub]I'm a nice guy... I don't hurt anyone...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

Is that, by any chance, a reference for comming out as bisexual or having a fetish?

It's related to the former but many(ignorantly) think it is related to the latter.

There is nothing shameful about being bisexual. I know because I am. And admit the dark magic and vampirism is pretty cool.

I am not bisexual.

[sub][sub][sub]It begins with the letter between O and Q. In other words, considered bad by pretty much everyone due to ignorance.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Shit I fucked up my English *smiles and hides embarrassment*

Fuck....

日本人は優れています。

We all have occasional issues with English.

Yes we do.... Now tell me all about your dirty, dirty, sexy fetish. I heard watching it was illegal so is it like... pubes? Peoples? Pets? PANCAKES!!!

Only Live Action is illegal.

And, not a fetish. A sexual orientation, just not officially recognized.

Yet.

 

[Leg End]

Umm... not exactly the worst I can remember but one of the most memorable.

Let's just say it's like coming out of the closet, just not the gay closet. Some refer to it as coming out of the toybox.

It basically went with her freaking the fuck out, saying to "get away from me you sick pervert" and her basically saying she was going to disown me(probably joking on the latter of course).

Even though the hints were fucking EVERYWHERE and my sister actually knew for a while before I even told her. My mom is now just using it as a four-word insult now to annoy the hell out of me. Not a fun time. She is actually still in denial about it too.

If you do not know what I am talking about, look at my other posts if you don't get the whole "coming out of the toybox" thing. Particularly since I am pretty sure I will not be seeing any sympathy from any of my fellow Escapees. Your reactions may be similar.

[sub][sub][sub][sub]I'm a nice guy... I don't hurt anyone...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

Is that, by any chance, a reference for comming out as bisexual or having a fetish?

It's related to the former but many(ignorantly) think it is related to the latter.

There is nothing shameful about being bisexual. I know because I am. And admit the dark magic and vampirism is pretty cool.

I am not bisexual.

[sub][sub][sub]It begins with the letter between O and Q. In other words, considered bad by pretty much everyone due to ignorance.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Shit I fucked up my English *smiles and hides embarrassment*

Fuck....

日本人は優れています。

We all have occasional issues with English.

Yes we do.... Now tell me all about your dirty, dirty, sexy fetish. I heard watching it was illegal so is it like... pubes? Peoples? Pets? PANCAKES!!!

Only Live Action is illegal.

And, not a fetish. A sexual orientation, just not officially recognized.

Yet.

OOOO! Pansexual/polysexual which are very similar to bisexual except
Pan: Correct me if I'm wrong, have no gender barrier compairede to the bisexuals and
Poly: Are basically bisexual EXCEPT (let me try and put this into English-word-sentence-thingy)refers to people who are attracted to more than one gender or sex but do not wish to identify as bisexual because it implies that there are only two binary genders or sexes. (Thank you Wikipedia.)

Also they both lack the cool evil dark magic that you get with being bisexual.
There is nothing shameful about being homo/bi/a/pan/polysexual. Hetreosexuals just suxxx! (The 'X' shows that I mean it as a joke.)

Phew that was mouthful.

Do I need to outright say it?

[sub][sub][sub]It hope it doesn't get be banned[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[SeanTheSheep]

most awkward conversation though was finding out how i was concived and that im an accident.

Absolutely.
"Well we only really wanted two kids, but we were thinking about having a third anyway..."

 

[Leg End]

Umm... not exactly the worst I can remember but one of the most memorable.

Let's just say it's like coming out of the closet, just not the gay closet. Some refer to it as coming out of the toybox.

It basically went with her freaking the fuck out, saying to "get away from me you sick pervert" and her basically saying she was going to disown me(probably joking on the latter of course).

Even though the hints were fucking EVERYWHERE and my sister actually knew for a while before I even told her. My mom is now just using it as a four-word insult now to annoy the hell out of me. Not a fun time. She is actually still in denial about it too.

If you do not know what I am talking about, look at my other posts if you don't get the whole "coming out of the toybox" thing. Particularly since I am pretty sure I will not be seeing any sympathy from any of my fellow Escapees. Your reactions may be similar.

[sub][sub][sub][sub]I'm a nice guy... I don't hurt anyone...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

Is that, by any chance, a reference for comming out as bisexual or having a fetish?

It's related to the former but many(ignorantly) think it is related to the latter.

There is nothing shameful about being bisexual. I know because I am. And admit the dark magic and vampirism is pretty cool.

I am not bisexual.

[sub][sub][sub]It begins with the letter between O and Q. In other words, considered bad by pretty much everyone due to ignorance.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Shit I fucked up my English *smiles and hides embarrassment*

Fuck....

日本人は優れています。

We all have occasional issues with English.

Yes we do.... Now tell me all about your dirty, dirty, sexy fetish. I heard watching it was illegal so is it like... pubes? Peoples? Pets? PANCAKES!!!

Only Live Action is illegal.

And, not a fetish. A sexual orientation, just not officially recognized.

Yet.

OOOO! Pansexual/polysexual which are very similar to bisexual except
Pan: Correct me if I'm wrong, have no gender barrier compairede to the bisexuals and
Poly: Are basically bisexual EXCEPT (let me try and put this into English-word-sentence-thingy)refers to people who are attracted to more than one gender or sex but do not wish to identify as bisexual because it implies that there are only two binary genders or sexes. (Thank you Wikipedia.)

Also they both lack the cool evil dark magic that you get with being bisexual.
There is nothing shameful about being homo/bi/a/pan/polysexual. Hetreosexuals just suxxx! (The 'X' shows that I mean it as a joke.)

Phew that was mouthful.

Do I need to outright say it?

[sub][sub][sub]It hope it doesn't get be banned[/sub][/sub][/sub]

*In a deep, comical voice* Yes.

I.
[sub]Am.[/sub]
[sub][sub]A.[/sub][/sub]
[sub][sub][sub][sub]Pedophile. But I do not molest children! [/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[V TheSystem V]

My mum tried that before but there is one fatal flaw with what she was (seemingly) doing: I'm not gay!

I used to love Sar Wars Episode 1, and she was saying 'It was because of Anakin wasn't it?'. I was just like 'WTFUUUUUU?'. There's a film with Daniel Craig in it that I wanted to watch called Enduring Love. Looked pretty interesting (watched 30 minutes got bored) and she said 'You watching it because Daniel Craig is in it?' and I was just like 'I want to watch a film?'. It's strange when parents do that.

My parents never had 'The Talk' with me, and when I questioned my mum as to why she never tried to say anything about it (I had learnt it all by this point, I think she was worrying about my dirty jokes), she said 'It was your dad's job to tell you everything'.

 

[LupusDei]

Umm... not exactly the worst I can remember but one of the most memorable.

Let's just say it's like coming out of the closet, just not the gay closet. Some refer to it as coming out of the toybox.

It basically went with her freaking the fuck out, saying to "get away from me you sick pervert" and her basically saying she was going to disown me(probably joking on the latter of course).

Even though the hints were fucking EVERYWHERE and my sister actually knew for a while before I even told her. My mom is now just using it as a four-word insult now to annoy the hell out of me. Not a fun time. She is actually still in denial about it too.

If you do not know what I am talking about, look at my other posts if you don't get the whole "coming out of the toybox" thing. Particularly since I am pretty sure I will not be seeing any sympathy from any of my fellow Escapees. Your reactions may be similar.

[sub][sub][sub][sub]I'm a nice guy... I don't hurt anyone...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

Is that, by any chance, a reference for comming out as bisexual or having a fetish?

It's related to the former but many(ignorantly) think it is related to the latter.

There is nothing shameful about being bisexual. I know because I am. And admit the dark magic and vampirism is pretty cool.

I am not bisexual.

[sub][sub][sub]It begins with the letter between O and Q. In other words, considered bad by pretty much everyone due to ignorance.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Shit I fucked up my English *smiles and hides embarrassment*

Fuck....

日本人は優れています。

We all have occasional issues with English.

Yes we do.... Now tell me all about your dirty, dirty, sexy fetish. I heard watching it was illegal so is it like... pubes? Peoples? Pets? PANCAKES!!!

Have you just created an Illegal sexual fetish based around the love of pancakes?

Your an example to us all.

 

[Leg End]

Umm... not exactly the worst I can remember but one of the most memorable.

Let's just say it's like coming out of the closet, just not the gay closet. Some refer to it as coming out of the toybox.

It basically went with her freaking the fuck out, saying to "get away from me you sick pervert" and her basically saying she was going to disown me(probably joking on the latter of course).

Even though the hints were fucking EVERYWHERE and my sister actually knew for a while before I even told her. My mom is now just using it as a four-word insult now to annoy the hell out of me. Not a fun time. She is actually still in denial about it too.

If you do not know what I am talking about, look at my other posts if you don't get the whole "coming out of the toybox" thing. Particularly since I am pretty sure I will not be seeing any sympathy from any of my fellow Escapees. Your reactions may be similar.

[sub][sub][sub][sub]I'm a nice guy... I don't hurt anyone...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

Is that, by any chance, a reference for comming out as bisexual or having a fetish?

It's related to the former but many(ignorantly) think it is related to the latter.

There is nothing shameful about being bisexual. I know because I am. And admit the dark magic and vampirism is pretty cool.

I am not bisexual.

[sub][sub][sub]It begins with the letter between O and Q. In other words, considered bad by pretty much everyone due to ignorance.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Shit I fucked up my English *smiles and hides embarrassment*

Fuck....

?ú?{l??D?ê??¢??·B

We all have occasional issues with English.

Yes we do.... Now tell me all about your dirty, dirty, sexy fetish. I heard watching it was illegal so is it like... pubes? Peoples? Pets? PANCAKES!!!

Only Live Action is illegal.

And, not a fetish. A sexual orientation, just not officially recognized.

Yet.

OOOO! Pansexual/polysexual which are very similar to bisexual except
Pan: Correct me if I'm wrong, have no gender barrier compairede to the bisexuals and
Poly: Are basically bisexual EXCEPT (let me try and put this into English-word-sentence-thingy)refers to people who are attracted to more than one gender or sex but do not wish to identify as bisexual because it implies that there are only two binary genders or sexes. (Thank you Wikipedia.)

Also they both lack the cool evil dark magic that you get with being bisexual.
There is nothing shameful about being homo/bi/a/pan/polysexual. Hetreosexuals just suxxx! (The 'X' shows that I mean it as a joke.)

Phew that was mouthful.

Do I need to outright say it?

[sub][sub][sub]It hope it doesn't get be banned[/sub][/sub][/sub]

*In a deep, comical voice* Yes.

I.
[sub]Am.[/sub]
[sub][sub]A.[/sub][/sub]
[sub][sub][sub][sub]Pedophile. But I do not molest children! [/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

Damn! I was so close. To bad I'm two years to old for you.
EDIT: I'm okay if you keep it in your head/pants...
[sub][sub][sub][sub] In case you're interested you'd be a hebephile if you thought I looked sexy.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
Plus that entire toybox analogy makes a lot more sense. Plus I'm using so much Greek.... *shudders with weird, glossasexual delight*

I keep it in my hand. :]

[sub][sub][sub]But... I'm not gay.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Ande66]

When my mum told me during a vacation that her friend thought I was really fuckable... This friend sat two tables down from us at the moment as we were on vacation with her family, and I wanted to hit on their daughter xD

Needlesly to say, I stayed the fuck away...

 

[LupusDei]

Umm... not exactly the worst I can remember but one of the most memorable.

Let's just say it's like coming out of the closet, just not the gay closet. Some refer to it as coming out of the toybox.

It basically went with her freaking the fuck out, saying to "get away from me you sick pervert" and her basically saying she was going to disown me(probably joking on the latter of course).

Even though the hints were fucking EVERYWHERE and my sister actually knew for a while before I even told her. My mom is now just using it as a four-word insult now to annoy the hell out of me. Not a fun time. She is actually still in denial about it too.

If you do not know what I am talking about, look at my other posts if you don't get the whole "coming out of the toybox" thing. Particularly since I am pretty sure I will not be seeing any sympathy from any of my fellow Escapees. Your reactions may be similar.

[sub][sub][sub][sub]I'm a nice guy... I don't hurt anyone...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

Is that, by any chance, a reference for comming out as bisexual or having a fetish?

It's related to the former but many(ignorantly) think it is related to the latter.

There is nothing shameful about being bisexual. I know because I am. And admit the dark magic and vampirism is pretty cool.

I am not bisexual.

[sub][sub][sub]It begins with the letter between O and Q. In other words, considered bad by pretty much everyone due to ignorance.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Shit I fucked up my English *smiles and hides embarrassment*

Fuck....

日本人は優れています。

We all have occasional issues with English.

Yes we do.... Now tell me all about your dirty, dirty, sexy fetish. I heard watching it was illegal so is it like... pubes? Peoples? Pets? PANCAKES!!!

Have you just created an Illegal sexual fetish based around the love of pancakes?

Your an example to us all.

The good kind or the bad kind? (Of example that is)

The fantastically Awesomely good kind of example. Im having pancakes for breakfast and the way the butter slides over them. Woah babeh.