So my mom tried to get me to come 'out of the closet...'
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But the title is "So my mom tried to get me to come 'out of the closet...'".Dango said:
And I think you have inferred exactly what I was implying.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AsexualRadoh said:
I believe Asexual Reproduction is what you are looking for, as you are implying that there is reproduction happening when you refer to fungi, asexuality simply means "lack of sexuality", and since humans always talk about themselves, we can assume in this context it doesn't actually mean "lack of sexual organs", such as in amoeba, rather, your feelings towards sex.
As far as I can tell, asexuality and non-sexuality mean the same thing, just different languages' prefixes(lack of sexuality|no sexuality).
1st and 2nd posts are funny xD
There was a time when my mom accused me of doing drugs because when i went playing basketball i went back home with red eyes, I have allergies and my eyes are also sensitive to wind.
There was a time when my mom accused me of doing drugs because when i went playing basketball i went back home with red eyes, I have allergies and my eyes are also sensitive to wind.
I had the unfortunate experience of finding my GRANDMOTHER'S dildo (wooden no less) when we were gathering her posessions after she passed away.KinglordFranon said:
My mum is fine with gays but thinks that the flamboyant types should be shot.. That pretty much sums up her viewpoint..
Although my dad is really modern so he would be fine with it.
OT: I once had a *ahem* "spillage" in my bed and my mum started giving me a talk about wet dreams before i made something up to get out of it.
Although my dad is really modern so he would be fine with it.
OT: I once had a *ahem* "spillage" in my bed and my mum started giving me a talk about wet dreams before i made something up to get out of it.
I can honestly say that, to my knowledge, neither of my parents have ever thought that I may be gay (for what it's worth, I'm not, making them bang on the money) and I don't remember ever actually having an awkward conversation with them either.
That said, I imagine that telling me that I wasn't planned (I asked, was curious) may have been awkward for them, though I've no idea why it should be, I'm here regardless so it's a winner for me either way
EDIT: I'm actually a little sad that I've never got to experience some of things that've already been posted (Mum bringing in porn magazines, random homophobia and so on). I mean, I can appreciate that I'm very lucky to have been raised by fairly chilled parents who've never embarassed me and let me make my own decisions (and mistakes), I jusr feel like I might've missed out on something to look back on and laugh at in later years. Hum.
That said, I imagine that telling me that I wasn't planned (I asked, was curious) may have been awkward for them, though I've no idea why it should be, I'm here regardless so it's a winner for me either way
EDIT: I'm actually a little sad that I've never got to experience some of things that've already been posted (Mum bringing in porn magazines, random homophobia and so on). I mean, I can appreciate that I'm very lucky to have been raised by fairly chilled parents who've never embarassed me and let me make my own decisions (and mistakes), I jusr feel like I might've missed out on something to look back on and laugh at in later years. Hum.
Congratulations, you successfully survived brainwash. Enjoy looking at life in a reasonable way.BioHazardMan said:
I had one of those a few weeks ago. My mum "is there a real reason your friend keeps staying the night here?".
FFS mum, he lives more than an hours drive away, he's crashed the night here TWICE, maybe threetimes if you count when there was five of us playing Nazi Zombies. The first time because we'd been out to the clubs and the second time was so we could leave early to go hunting.
In my defense sleeping in the same bed is a little strange out of context, but we slept head to toe because it was easier than setting something else up.
Gorramnit I'm not gay! (Obligatory not that there's anything wrong with that) Worse bit is I told Dad and his new wife about it, instead of laughing I had a twenty minute talk about how it was okay. Just because I've never brought a girlfriend home to met them, doesn't mean I don't do or try to do my fair share of ruttin'.
Could be worse though, one time my sister's boyfriend went camping with some (male) friends, his mother told him to be safe and gave him a packet of condoms.
FFS mum, he lives more than an hours drive away, he's crashed the night here TWICE, maybe threetimes if you count when there was five of us playing Nazi Zombies. The first time because we'd been out to the clubs and the second time was so we could leave early to go hunting.
In my defense sleeping in the same bed is a little strange out of context, but we slept head to toe because it was easier than setting something else up.
Gorramnit I'm not gay! (Obligatory not that there's anything wrong with that) Worse bit is I told Dad and his new wife about it, instead of laughing I had a twenty minute talk about how it was okay. Just because I've never brought a girlfriend home to met them, doesn't mean I don't do or try to do my fair share of ruttin'.
Could be worse though, one time my sister's boyfriend went camping with some (male) friends, his mother told him to be safe and gave him a packet of condoms.
My friend found a strap-on dildo is his parents bedroom. The kicker is we don't know which parent uses it, so either his father's impotent or fan of pegging.Dragonclaw said:
I don't recall having an awkward conversation with just my parents. Either that, or the conversations that most people would consider awkward my mom tends to have with me and/or my 3 siblings happens almost daily.
One conversation that was pretty awkward was when my mom asked my girlfriend (this was about 3 years ago) if she was a virgin. Just nonchalantly, as her (my now ex-gf) and I were eating spaghetti, my mom comes over and sits down, and starts a conversation with that.
I'm pretty sure my mom doesn't know what awkward is, so she has no problem asking whether or not my girlfriend is a virgin, whether or not we've had sex, or asking the same questions to my sister. In front of her boyfriend. And to her boyfriend. Yeah. That dinner got kinda awkward.
One conversation that was pretty awkward was when my mom asked my girlfriend (this was about 3 years ago) if she was a virgin. Just nonchalantly, as her (my now ex-gf) and I were eating spaghetti, my mom comes over and sits down, and starts a conversation with that.
I'm pretty sure my mom doesn't know what awkward is, so she has no problem asking whether or not my girlfriend is a virgin, whether or not we've had sex, or asking the same questions to my sister. In front of her boyfriend. And to her boyfriend. Yeah. That dinner got kinda awkward.
Are you kidding?! Space Norwegians are the greatest threat to world peace since the space Russians!SL33TBL1ND said:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/2598-Vanquish-Part-2
OT: My dad telling me he thought I had aspergers on my 18th birthday.
