Stupidest reason to shoot down a game

crazypsyko666

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Chrono180 said:
Probably all those people who say guitar hero is "ruining music" because its "not the same as playing a real instrument."
That's not the problem people I know have with it. The people I know have a problem with those who play guitar hero and think their motherfucking jimi hendrix. Or, more recently, slash.
 

DrProfGernst

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A friend of mine once complained about ATTACK GRAPHICS!
Nothing more. He was judging a game based solely on ATTACK GRAPHICS!
The attacks weren't flashy enough for him.
I actually laughed when he said this because it was so stupid.
How much more pointless can you get?
I mean, attack graphics are nice, but they should be one of the last
things you concern yourself with in my opinion.
 

Withall

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It takes alot for me to shoot down a game. However, if the game hands me the gun itself, I won't pass up on giving it some lead.
Two games comes to mind: Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter, and Deus Ex: Invisible War. Both games didn't last longer than essentially the main menu before just giving up the ghost do to glitches and extra-ordinarly slow rendering, rendering the game unsurvivable.

Other that that... give me any game I can run, and I'll enjoy it as much as I can.
 

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Necrofudge said:
The race or sexual affiliation or the main character
This is a big one.

Never in my life have I seen so many people up in arms over the fact the game allows you to be gay, bi, a women or another race. (IF YOU WANTED YOUR CHARACTER TO BE!!)It's like hating any game because you HAVE THE OPTION of being X as opposed to Y, Z, B or A if you wanted your character to be that identity.
 

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WanderFreak said:
Any reason that isn't immediately preceded by "I played the game and..."
This, for the love of God. I'm so sick of people instantly getting offensive and angry when they hear about a new game. People, your opinion is basically worthless until you've actually played the game, then you have a right to *****.

Johanthemonster666 said:
People who go around pretending to be alternative or "outside the mainstream establishment" and feel that this self-appointed badge gives them an accuse to cram their likes down everyone else's throat irritate me!!
*Cue 'Admit it' by Say Anything*

 

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omega_peaches said:
So yesterday, I was at a friends, and he brought up E3.
Friend: So what was your favorite part of it?
Me: Seeing Goldeneye, I'll finally get to play it on the wii!
Friend: It's gonna suck.
Me: Why?
Friend: The graphics suck, and it's on the wii.
Me: So?
Friend: To me, graphics are the most important part of a game, and the Wii probably couldn't even run Halo 3!
That was painful to read.

I have a friend who refuses to play anything besides shooters. He says that he only likes to play first-person games, but that's bullshit because he plays third-person shooters and refuses to play games like Fallout 3 and Metroid Prime, which are in first person but not FPSes.
 

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Because you "Didn't understand it." It's reasonable if it's like Alan Wake, and you have about no understanding of what just happened, saying you don't understand Silent Hill 2 makes you seem like a moron because the answer is flat out given to you.
 

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FAR too many to count, but my favorite is: the graphics suck, often brought up when there a game dares to remind us that colors other then grey, brown and muzzle flash exist. This line is usually followed by me shoving a verbal foot up his/her ass. I mean I can accept alot of reasons to not buy a game, but that shit will not fly with me.
 

TsunamiWombat

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Dumbest Reason to Shoot Down a Game:

Racism.

IT HAS BLACK PEOPLE IN IT IT'S RACIST!

You know what game i'm talking about.
 
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What gets to me is usually graphics. I tend to praise some games a lot and then recommend them, only to find that the next day my friends are pissed that the graphics aren't very good. I have some more open-minded friends, but they're not many. Thank god that consoles don't rule here. Most people are PC gamers here. Phew!
 

SpaceMedarotterX

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TsunamiWombat said:
Dumbest Reason to Shoot Down a Game:

Racism.

IT HAS BLACK PEOPLE IN IT IT'S RACIST!

You know what game i'm talking about.
No there are too many games that gets said about that I don't know which your talking about.
 

Lem0nade Inlay

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Timzilla said:
Any of that.

Two examples:
I have a friend who did not like COD4 because it wasn't realistic enough.

I have another friend that only plays video games for the simulation.

I hate when people do that. Just cause a game doesn't have "gritty realism" or "life like graphics", they won't touch it. As long as the games fun why does it matter?
Good point. Although you could argue that Sim games are an exemption to the argument "If you want realism then go do the real thing." Because a lot of the time with Sim games you really cannot do that stuff, either it would require a huge amount of time and effort and is virtually impossible or there's a serious risk of injury doing it in real life (car racing sims, for instance.)

But I do agree, if it's an fps they're talking about, or not some truly realistic racing, sporting etc. game, then using the argument "It's not realistic" is just ridiculous!
 

Tdc2182

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Oh, pick me!!! I know!

Give me a sec... here it is.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18571_5-reasons-its-still-not-cool-to-admit-youre-gamer_p2.html

Let me paraphrase

Person on internet says: fuck, I am canceling my pre order now. Remedy are liars and sellouts confirmed.

"Oh-oh. What's the complaint that has everyone up in arms? Is there a cheap twist at the end? Is the main character two-dimensional? Is there a frustrating minigame where you have to carefully groom Alan's pubic hair?

No. It turns out somebody took a screenshot of the game, zoomed in 500 percent and counted up the pixels to make sure every frame was rendering at the maximum 720p resolution the Xbox 360 is capable of."


Kids. Kids are dumb
 

Vrex360

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I once remembered a guy complained bitterly about Halo because:
"ALL YOU DO IS SHOOT SHIT!"

It seems a pretty petty complaint considering the game doesn't hide the fact that it is a First person SHOOTER and then therefore there is plenty of SHOOTING. At the time I had assumed that this meant he just didn't like shooter games and I was prepared to let it slide.

But then later I caught him playing Call of Duty and enjoying it so clearly he has no bias against shooting games, so I'm mystified by his complaints. Truly.
If he had just said he didn't like Halo in particular that would have been fine but he ranted in a way that I would expect meant he hated all shooter games and so to then see him playing one without any complaint just baffles me.
 

Ben Jackson

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Someone told me that they hated red dead redemption because the graphics aren't amazing and that 1 or 2 missions you have to herd cows...

Oh and one of my friends said "GTA 4 is boring because you don't get every weapon in the beginning of the game and Niko Bellic swears too much"

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