Stupidest reason to shoot down a game

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onewheeled

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derelix said:
You know what? Fuck this. I'm just gonna let you be, let you keep trying to make everybody's posts invalid, and not try to fight when you just say the same things repeatedly. Good day to you, sir.
 

Miumaru

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SirBryghtside said:
Morrowind: The movement speed is too slow.

...what? You get faster as you go along!

If you really want to go quickly, jump everywhere. That's what all the cool people do :D
Im cool? Sweet! Made fighting that greedy Bosmer in Mournhold easier.

Was the first said, but relating to Morrowind, graphics again. Some idiot complained that Morrowind's graphics sucked. He said this THIS year. God forbid he ever play a NES game.
 

RatRace123

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I got a doozy.

Me: Wanna play this game?
Idiotic Friend: Nah.
Me: Why not?
ID: 'cause it's rated e.
M: So!? What the hell does that have to do with it?
ID: It's rated e so it's gonna be a gay kiddy game.
M: (Awkward stare) Get out!
 

Shoggoth2588

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*insert game name* is going to be awful!
why is that?
Because it doesn't have multiplayer!
...It does to. It just isn't online.
AN-DAT-IZ-WA'-EEET-IZ-DA-SUX!!
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*insert game name here* sucks
Why is that?
It's cel-shaded!
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*insert game name here* sucks!!
Why?
It's a crappy remake!
but it looks better than the original
It takes away from the original experience!!
It has two extra levels and way more items! Not to mention the full-voiced dialog
...IT SUX!!!!
 

Jim Grim

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My (Usually intelligent) friend once seriously considered not getting the Ballad of Gay Tony because of the homosexuality. Although he did buy it in the end.
 

Yossarian1507

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I'm gonna give it to good old:

"Heavy Rain sucks"
"Why?"
"Because it's a film/it's made only of QTE's"

No, it's not, but haters gonna hate and not see for themselves, so I'm not even trying to argue anymore :)

Oh, this one is also good:

"I think I'll buy Tekken 6. Should be fun..."

"Tekken Sux!"

"Huh, why?"

"It's a game for dumb jocks"
 

Aesir23

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"JRPGs suck."
"The graphics suck."
"The main character is emo."
"The multiplayer sucks." (<- Valid argument to me ONLY if they played single player and disliked it just as much)
"The main character is ugly." (I wanted to smack one of my female friends so hard for that.)
"It's [insert disliked genre here]."
"It's on [insert disliked console here]."
 

omega 616

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I am going with graphics aswell.

Not in the way you think, I like realism but I don't care if all the trees look like there from a PSX game. For example I never bought boarderlands 'cos of it's "artitic" style, I just find it unpleasant to look at and comes off as slightly lazy.
 

Stone Wera

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Too much brown, not enough dinosaurs or cowboys.
I don't know why people find that so stupid. It's a perfectly legitimate reason to turn down a game.
 

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omega_peaches said:
So yesterday, I was at a friends, and he brought up E3.
Friend: So what was your favorite part of it?
Me: Seeing Goldeneye, I'll finally get to play it on the wii!
Friend: It's gonna suck.
Me: Why?
Friend: The graphics suck, and it's on the wii.
Me: So?
Friend: To me, graphics are the most important part of a game, and the Wii probably couldn't even run Halo 3!

Your stupid reasons?
with all this about graphics and most people seeming to think that either they don't matter at all or its the main factor in the game. I feel that a games with better graphics have better immersion rather than ones with lower graphics, which personally is one of my key points to if I like a game.
Good graphics are nice and greatly add to a game but they aren't the be all and end all.

OT: because a game (world in conflict) have to many options in multilayer?
 

itsnotyouitsme

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Graphics have no effect on me except on horror games because realistic blood is scarier then blood that looks like you ripped out someone's wallpaper.
My favorite game is on the play station and the faces look nothing like anything human since the graphics sucks so bad. Most of the time it looks like the character's eyes have melted into a second mouth.

The stupidest reason, i think, is a very classical one right next to "because everyone else is playing it" and that is...
"Because the main character's a girl" or "because the main character is gay" or something else doing with such bull that i literally walked away from the people who said it to resist slapping the bastards.
 

Demons_Bane

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*Monkey Island on psn was bad because you only used one button* Note i wasn't there at the time but i just went o_O
 

ZippyDSMlee

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Errr wonky iffy gameplay that is glazed over as so more demogrphics will try and play it.........(I am looking at you FO3/BS) thats my stupid reason for shooting down a game....
 

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Chrono180 said:
Probably all those people who say guitar hero is "ruining music" because its "not the same as playing a real instrument."
I just always tell them to fuck off and try playing Through The Fire And Flames. Heh. Yeah nah.
I do hate graphics whores. Not that I want to go back to the SNES. You wouldn't be able to see what you're doing. But you don't need top of the range graphics. I just bought Deus Ex, and I'm loving it.
Also fanboys. Or fangirls.
Also... "techheads?" People that refuse to play on even the last generation of consoles now.
It's a kiddy game. (i.e. Mario)
Probably a few others that I can't think of them. If I feel my teeth grinding about anything else, I might come back.