Stupidest rule in school...

[ezeroast]

no skirts above the knee.. god as a teen that slowed down a lot of masturbation.

 

[RanD00M]

Last year, my high school implemented a rule stating that we cannot lean or face the balcony rail.

FACE the rail. Wat?

That think you might headbutt it.

And the rail has feelings.

 

[Delock]

In my school we're not alowed to wear watches.

What...Why not? What's a watch going to do wrong. That's stupid.

Well if you're James Bond...

 

[Woodsey]

Also the idea of unifors annoys me badly!

My school had uniforms and you clearly have no idea just how much trouble the prevent, It practically erases a whole aspect of bullying, in that you cant get slagged for what you wear because everyone is wearing the exact same thing.

I refuse to wear a uniform; to me it symbolizes subservience and being like everyone else...two things I am against.

http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs27/f/2009/247/9/9/DIY_Hammer_and_Sickle_by_AkaiShizuku.jpg

I stitched a hammer & sickle into my mp3 player's wrist strap thing. I'm going to start arguments if anyone tells me to take it off, fascist bastards.

Err, isn't Communist Russia like the poster child of uniformity and obedience? I think you're just being obnoxious and looking for confrontation. You'd do better by just going about your day and not paying attention to the fact that you're already doing the same shit as everyone else.

Communist Russia never existed. The USSR was trying to start a communist society (and made it to the socialist phase), but as soon as Stalin rolled in, it was turned into a totalitarian dictatorship...which is the very opposite of a communist society. In fact, communism when fully executed is actually a form of anarchy. This is an honest mistake on your part, and I understand; the government did a very good job with its anti-communist propaganda.

Communism is anarchy? Communism is the symbol of pure uniformness: you can't say what you want , you can't really do what you want, you have less choices and opportunities, and you're payed very similarly no matter what you do.

And a shit bit of stitching is just attention seeking.

 

[Osloq]

Ipods were banned everywhere on campus and even in nearby eateries. If a teacher saw you with an Ipod a kilometre off premises they could confiscate it when the rule came through. It was complete crap and made studying in the library which was open to all years next to impossible.

 

[Squeaksx]

Last year, my high school implemented a rule stating that we cannot lean or face the balcony rail.

FACE the rail. Wat?

That think you might headbutt it.

And the rail has feelings.

Bah, your wrong! They're afraid the students might spontaneously falcon punch it!

 

[Squeaksx]

Also the idea of unifors annoys me badly!

My school had uniforms and you clearly have no idea just how much trouble the prevent, It practically erases a whole aspect of bullying, in that you cant get slagged for what you wear because everyone is wearing the exact same thing.

I refuse to wear a uniform; to me it symbolizes subservience and being like everyone else...two things I am against.

http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs27/f/2009/247/9/9/DIY_Hammer_and_Sickle_by_AkaiShizuku.jpg

I stitched a hammer & sickle into my mp3 player's wrist strap thing. I'm going to start arguments if anyone tells me to take it off, fascist bastards.

Err, isn't Communist Russia like the poster child of uniformity and obedience? I think you're just being obnoxious and looking for confrontation. You'd do better by just going about your day and not paying attention to the fact that you're already doing the same shit as everyone else.

Communist Russia never existed. The USSR was trying to start a communist society (and made it to the socialist phase), but as soon as Stalin rolled in, it was turned into a totalitarian dictatorship...which is the very opposite of a communist society. In fact, communism when fully executed is actually a form of anarchy. This is an honest mistake on your part, and I understand; the government did a very good job with its anti-communist propaganda.

Communism is anarchy? Communism is the symbol of pure uniformness: you can't say what you want , you can't really do what you want, you have less choices and opportunities, and you're payed very similarly no matter what you do.

And a shit bit of stitching is just attention seeking.

Attention seeking isn't always bad! For example, I have a pin stripe suit and dress shoes that I wear quite frequently! Well I simply do it because no one else is doing it, but still! Again, would be better with the fedora.

(Oi, sorry for the double post, thought someone had posted below me.)

 

[Harbinger_]

There are a bunch that I know of that I can't think of off hand but I went to a school to see if I could use their cafeteria for a fundraiser I'm heading. When I went into the office I tried calling a friend of mine on my cell to let them know where I was only to be informed by the secretary that if I didn't hang up right there and then my cell phone would be confiscated. At first I thought she thought I was a new student. (School just started here.)Apparently this wasn't the case as even visitors are prohibited from having a cell phone on school property.

 

[RanD00M]

Last year, my high school implemented a rule stating that we cannot lean or face the balcony rail.

FACE the rail. Wat?

That think you might headbutt it.

And the rail has feelings.

Bah, your wrong! They're afraid the students might spontaneously falcon punch it!

Or maybe they might Falconbutt it.As in Headbutt + Falcon punch = PWNT.

 

[awesomeemosewa]

I never really gave a dam about the rules, since there all worthless bull****

Hell, I even listen to my Ipod in the middle of class if I wanted to, all I got was a glare from the teacher but it's either that or listen to god know's what about a place I'm never going to visit.

Basicly, Screw The Rules

agreed i mean i do that all the time and i dont get told of.

 

[Boaal]

Actually the stupidest rule I had in my secondary school was 'don't talk back'.

If I or anyone else, had a relevant point, we couldn't voice it without being reprimanded for it.
When we went ahead and flawed any accusations with, holy fuck, logic - we were yelled at.
Oh, I'm sorry, did I just make you like like an utter twat infront of 30 kids? Yes I did. And you fucking deserved it.
This would happen over and over again. Basically 'don't talk back' is 'you can't defend yourself'
And while I didn't get into trouble that much, i outright refused to listen to that one.

Thing I liked about getting out of secondary school, and going in 6th form, was that the teachers actually fucking listened to you. You can actually talk to them. if they had a problem, they'd be courteous about it, and they'd listen to you if you had a valid reason, or argument against anything that you thought was unjust. Well... that or I just went to a better school when I did my A levels.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

In High School we had to wear ID tags. On the back of mine I wrote "CLASSIFIED: Need to Know only"

Technically, this was illegal, but when questioned by the principal, I said it seem like a good idea at the time. He rolled his eyes and walked away. My teachers thought it was funny.

God, I'm so lame.

 

[JamesJoltWolf]

at my school who always had to have your shirt tucked in and no ear piercing or long hair -_- and if you didnt have P.E you had to get a dustbin bag and they made you pick up rubbish around the field -_-

 

[Cheesebob]

The fact that we are not allowed to have headware on in class.

What about glasses?

Those are ok as long as theyre for reading.

Gotta get those transitions so you can have a pair of cool shades for ze playground!

I have them, the amount of times I have been told to take my sunglasses off is astonishing

 

[Singularly Datarific]

"All students must refer to superiors as either Sir or Ma'am" I refused that one.

Use both in the same period for the same teacher:"Excuse me 'Sir or Ma'am', may I go get some water?"

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

How about the fact that the government is pushing for more 'better/higher grades', while the grades given rank students against each other.

I personally always hated the rule of 'don't climb on stuff like the basketball hoops or the roof'. Oh well, Uni Parkour society here I come.

 

[Osloq]

Our school tried to be [i/]SUPER[/i] politically correct. We actually had "rallies" (forced attendance, suspension for those who don't) for the black people (Called Black Student Union BSU) of the school to tell the rest of the school their woes. (There are 30 black people in a school of 2000 BTW, we're very white here).
Here are a few phrases said in these rallies.
"We shall bring down the white oppression"
"You have turned us into modern day slaves"
"You can't stop our pride"
Okay, this shit went on for 2 hours. And since there are almost no incidences of racism at our school, [i/]at all[/i]. Now because after the first one of these rallies people were incredibly annoyed, they tried to make a White Student Union and guess what? Those people who tried to make it were suspended for racism.

I heard from a friend of mine from my old school that after I left a Christian club was started (it was a non religious school, focused more on different languages and so on instead of religious development). All the Muslim kids who went to my school who went there wanted to create a Muslim club based on the same idea and it got shut down. Bottom line political correctness is only correct within a very narrow margin.

 

[Cheesebob]

The stupid rule in my school is with the dress code premise, but how they go about it is absurd.
"The 4 B's." Meaning they don't want you to be able to see any body part that starts with the letter b.

How the christ does that work?

The body parts that I know which begin with the letter B are the blood, the biceps, the brain, the brain stem, the bladder, the blood vessels, the bones, the back, the brachial artery, the breast, the bronchi, the bronchioles, and the bottom and only 2 could be considered inapropriate(sp?)

 

[triggahappyhaza]

No facial hair...no idea why, but I felt they made the rule just for me

I know how you feel Friend.

 

[Monkey Ninja]

The stupid rule in my school is with the dress code premise, but how they go about it is absurd.
"The 4 B's." Meaning they don't want you to be able to see any body part that starts with the letter b.

How the christ does that work?

The body parts that I know which begin with the letter B are the blood, the biceps, the brain, the brain stem, the bladder, the blood vessels, the bones, the back, the brachial artery, the breast, the bronchi, the bronchioles, and the bottom and only 2 could be considered inapropriate(sp?)

I too am curious!

4B's.... Bum/Backside/Bottom, Belly, Breasts and.... Back?

Im assuming its more aimed at the girls.