Survey Says Women Prefer Games Over Sex

[SilentCom]

What a coincidence, I would prefer games over sex too and I'm a guy!

If the majority of guys prefer games over sex too then maybe the world population will drop?

 

[vxicepickxv]

As a woman I can say honestly...it depends on the guy...and depends on the game :3

Doesn't it also depend on the time?

I'm not going to try to drag any lady away from a raid for some loving, because it's her time, not our time.

Eh...I don't think time matters. The game I'm playing matters more. There are some games I can just pause and save and other times where I have to tell everyone to STFU because I HAVE to finish this part and NO ONE better try to interrupt. XD

You're gaming, it's your time. If we're just hanging out, it's our time. If I'm gaming, it's my time.

That's how it works, or something.

 

[Darks63]

Are the surveyers sure the women didnt mean head games?

 

[TheDooD]

How about we meet at the crossroads we can sex while playing video games. We all win, right?

 

[Negatempest]

Wouldn't really surprise me. Considering that, from my own opinion, men tend to believe putting it in and out will add to "woman getting orgasm". Takes effort and time and most men don't even wanna put in the effort of making sure the woman is enjoying herself.

 

[Blue_vision]

But...but... it does mean that among women gaming has a higher satisfaction rate than sex.

It doesn't. It means that women who play games have a higher satisfaction rates from games than they do from sex. Something that they would logically only do if they enjoyed it versus something that they'd be inclined to do even if they weren't fully satisfied by it. That's saying nothing of the women who do not play online games, who I'd assume would have a far lower satisfaction rate, likely putting the gaming satisfaction rate well below 50% for the total population.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I don't think I'd choose gaming over sex... maybe cream cakes... if the guy was inexperienced... but not gaming.

Ezio is hot, but he's not THAT hot.

 

[Durgiun]

If I had the choice right now between playing Skyrim before it's oficial release date for a month without interruption or sex... Yeah, no contest.

 

[Kargathia]

But...but... it does mean that among women gaming has a higher satisfaction rate than sex.

It doesn't. It means that women who play games have a higher satisfaction rates from games than they do from sex. Something that they would logically only do if they enjoyed it versus something that they'd be inclined to do even if they weren't fully satisfied by it. That's saying nothing of the women who do not play online games, who I'd assume would have a far lower satisfaction rate, likely putting the gaming satisfaction rate well below 50% for the total population.

And that's two for two on misreading. Guess I'll just explain what I said.
This whole Doritos thing is treating satisfaction as an on/off switch, akin to success rate in probability - meaning that the category "women not performing said action" isn't counted. "satisfaction rate" viewed on their terms can be translated to a simple equation.

("# of women getting finding action satisfying" / "# of women performing action") x 100% = satisfaction rate => 84% on gaming, and 70% on sex.

That doesn't mean that this whole survey isn't outright imagining conclusions to a nonsensical survey. No disagreeing between us on that I'd say.

God, I hate explaining puns.

 

[Derlwyn]

Well obviously gamer girls are not satisfied, it's the gamer guys that are doing it wrong...

 

[awsome117]

But that begs the question...

How many of those enjoy sex WHILE gaming!?

 

[Blindswordmaster]

We've already determined that women don't like sex and that no woman wants to have sex with anyone ever. Can we please move on?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hey stud, Mario is giving your lady more pleasure than you are. Doritos says so.

Looks like Mario's cake really is better than mine... I need to take baking lessons.

So, how many lads are feeling self conscious right now?

*hides phone behind back*

NOT ME! Honest!

 

[The Random One]

If I had a dime for every time I saw a research saying 'women like X more than they like sex', I'd like hearing about those researches more than I like sex.

 

[General_Potatoes]

I thought women hate games.

 

[Formica Archonis]

Like a nacho cheese-flavored Richard Dawson, Doritos recently polled 2,052 people and discovered that the ladies apparently prefer game time over sexy time.

Unfortunately, they confused actor Richard Dawson and character Damon Killian, and all the people died trying to escape The Running Man.

The corpses were later baked and made into Pizza Supreme Flavored Game Show Contestant Doritos. They were reportedly delicious.

 

[Xman490]

Funny thing: I thought the title here meant "games" as in messing with plans, as in postponing most dates or feigning disinterest.

 

[Coldflame727]

I'm not quite sure the math checks out...
"84 per cent said they enjoy their gaming sessions, compared to just 70 per cent who enjoy sex. 62 per cent enjoy working out, 71 per cent enjoy shopping and 75 per cent enjoy having a bath."


84+70+62+71+75=362.

I am NOT trying to troll, so if anyone can figure out how the math works, please tell me.

 

[AdeptaSororitas]

This female humbly questions: "Why I can't I do both at once?"