The cake game

[Azraellod]

Spoiler

i place the cake in a chandelier at a fancy restaurant.

A chandelier is no place for a mighty Cakes!
However, I take note of the fact that I'm in the middle of a fancy restaurant, and my bargaining powers as a cake are fairly limited.

I also bind and gag the cake. I didn't think that was previously necessary.

so the cake is now bound, gagged, and on a chandelier in a fancy restaurant.

 

[Cakes]

I also bind and gag the cake. I didn't think that was previously necessary.

so the cake is now bound, gagged, and on a chandelier in a fancy restaurant.

The cake likes where this is going.
Nevertheless, the cake leaps down from the chandelier...landing on a table. His situation has not greatly improved.

 

[Azraellod]

Spoiler

I also bind and gag the cake. I didn't think that was previously necessary.

so the cake is now bound, gagged, and on a chandelier in a fancy restaurant.

The cake likes where this is going.
Nevertheless, the cake leaps down from the chandelier...landing on a table. His situation has not greatly improved.

Urgh...

I pick up the cake from the table and kill it, stopping it making any movements of it's own.

I lock the cake inside a glass safe.

 

[CosmicCommander]

I nuke the aforementioned safe, making sure to thoroughly decontaminate the cake of radiation.

I put the Cake in Vault 101

 

[COR 2000]

I shatter the glass.

I head into the vault with a newborn son, become the doctor, then steal the cake 19 years later and run off.

I hide it in a bakery.

 

[Sassafrass]

I rob the bakery, taking all the cakes.

I place the stash in my safe house which only I know the address to.

 

[Sam G]

I destroy every house in the world until I finally find the right one.

I throw the cakes into the fires of Mount Doom.

 

[Sassafrass]

I jump in after it with a bungie cord around my legs and catch it then return safely to the surface.

I place the cake in the middle of the Sahara Desert.

 

[omle]

Me and my trusty camel, Stephen, venture into aforementioned desert and snag the cake

I put cake under my pillow and sleep on it.

 

[Azraellod]

i kill you in your sleep, and move your corpse so i can get at the cake.

i place the cake next to another cardboard cutout of a cake.

 

[Cakes]

Spoiler

I also bind and gag the cake. I didn't think that was previously necessary.

so the cake is now bound, gagged, and on a chandelier in a fancy restaurant.

The cake likes where this is going.
Nevertheless, the cake leaps down from the chandelier...landing on a table. His situation has not greatly improved.

Urgh...

I pick up the cake from the table and kill it, stopping it making any movements of it's own.

I lock the cake inside a glass safe.

What is this nonsense? You can't kill us except by maybe completely devouring us, and whatever doesn't kill us makes us like a bajillion times stronger.

The cake has such godly powers it breaks out of your glass safe, brings about world peace, and hosts a popular bare knuckle boxing programme, Tuesdays at 8.

 

[Azraellod]

Spoiler

I also bind and gag the cake. I didn't think that was previously necessary.

so the cake is now bound, gagged, and on a chandelier in a fancy restaurant.

The cake likes where this is going.
Nevertheless, the cake leaps down from the chandelier...landing on a table. His situation has not greatly improved.

Urgh...

I pick up the cake from the table and kill it, stopping it making any movements of it's own.

I lock the cake inside a glass safe.

What is this nonsense? You can't kill us except by maybe completely devouring us, and whatever doesn't kill us makes us like a bajillion times stronger.

The cake has such godly powers it breaks out of your glass safe, brings about world peace, and hosts a popular bare knuckle boxing programme, Tuesdays at 8.

Stop this. It's in the forum games section for a reason.

Now stay next to the cardboard cutout of a cake where i left you.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I steal the cake and the cardboard cutout. And for extra measure I fly a plane into Azraellod.

I hide the cake in the novel fantastic mister fox.

 

[Sam G]

I open the novel and lick bits of cake of the pages.

I then extract what's left of the cake and flush it down the toilet.

 

[Azraellod]

I'm not going down there. I create a new cake.

I place the cake in an airtight plastic container at the top of Mount Fred (the greatest mountain in the world... only it's underwater).

 

[Sam G]

I stab open the container, and now the cake's all wet.

I hide the wet cake under my bed.

 

[Azraellod]

i convince the monster that lives under there to give it to me.

i place the cake in a box labeled Killalot Rat Poison.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I open the box labelled killalot rat poison and take the cake, leaving the rat poison behind.

I get snakes to guard it, then I put it on a plane

 

[Sam G]

Samuel L. Jackson informs me that he has, in fact, had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and he sets fire to them all, or something. (I haven't seen the film)

Samuel then runs off with the cake.

 

[Azraellod]

I track Samuel L. Jackson down with surveillance equipment, and send an assassin to kill him and retrieve the cake.

I place the cake on a 30 meter long piece of string hanging from a helicopter.