The cake game

[Claymorez]

When Azraellod isn't looking and finishes coming through the wall I knock him unconscious using my Scooby-Doo DVD, which allows me to seamlessly and stylishly take the cake by liberal application of my new portal gun.

Now with Cake in hand I re-enact Hamlet "To be a cake or not to be a cake? That is the question?" before hiding the cake under the kilt of a half drunk Scotsman, behind his picture of the Queen mother.

 

[Sam G]

Ha ha, you fool! That drunk scotsman is me!

I hop aboard the love train and cruise away, the cake in my possesion.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I seduce you into giving me the cake with my manly charms.

I staple the cake to the back of the Bug-blatter beast of Tral's head.

 

[Sam G]

I throw a boomerang at the cake, and it comes flying back to me.

I put the cake inside a giant robot mech, then pilot it to Mercury.

 

[slipknot4]

I tell you that the cake is a lie and when you open the robot to see if it's still there i crawl out of your ear from my secret pod and steal it.

I let Chuck Norris protect the cake so that i am out of harms way.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

i distract Chuck Norris with a total gym

i disguise the cake as a dog

 

[Azraellod]

I kill it, then discover it to be the cake.

I place the cake on a rocket to be sent to the outer reaches of the solar system.

 

[Dumbfish1]

Due to the fact that space is a vacuum the cake keeps on flying. Since the universe is a giant 4-dimensional doughnut, I wait for tens of thousands of years before the cake returns to it's original position. Yoink.

I fly a plane into the post below this one.

 

[Azraellod]

I control the mind of a giant shark to retrieve it for me by biting the plane to death until he finds it.

I send the cake back in time, and allow it to be frozen in the ice age.

 

[KC_spot]

I go back in time with a ice pick and come back with the cake and a BADASS BEARD!

I hide the cake in my beard.

 

[Sam G]

I shave your beard off, then set fire to your bald face.

I hide the hairy cake in a yak's fur, then assign a troop of manly cowboys to defend the yak.

 

[Sam G]

It's not that mall this time...
I walk in and purchase it. Easy!

I wrap the cake in sellotape, then post it to Mr. T.

 

[laura3lizab3th]

I threaten to melt down all of Mr.Ts gold if he doesn't give me the cake.

I teleport the cake to the moon and have an army of Space Samurai guard it.

 

[Azraellod]

I wait for the sun to release a solar flare killing all of the samurai (no atmosphere on the moon, no protection), and then launch an expedition run from ships stolen from NASA to retrieve it.

I place the cake in a glass cabinet.

 

[Sam G]

More glass, eh? That's really not very wise...
I take a sledgehammer to your cabinet, pluck the broken glass out of the cake, and give it to Xandus.

 

[KC_spot]

I kill Xandus... really?

I put the cake in a rocket and send the rocket into a rapid orbit around the earth... SO rapid Chuck Norris couldn't keep up!!!

 

[Sassafrass]

I stowed away on the rocket so I easily steal your cake. Then I crash the rocket into Matthew McConaughy.

I hide the cake in Matty-boys corpse.

 

[Azraellod]

Well, I was planning to dance on it later on so I notice the cake shaped lump in his clothes.
[sup]I don't know who he is, it's just something I do.[/sup]

I hide the cake in a room full of bananas.

 

[Sassafrass]

I enter the Room of the Bananas, grab the cake and escape.

I place the cake in a porkchop.