The cake game

[Sassafrass]

Thankfully, after being fired from my cake guarding job, I become a hobo and you handed it to me.

I now place the cake at the centre of the moon.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I call in a favor from the president to nuke the moon, then I catch the now slightly crispy cake.

I hide the cake in the matrix

 

[Vrex360]

I hack the matrix system by putting on a ridiculous trench coat and learning martial arts then grab the cake.

I feed the cake to a large dinosaur.

 

[ljd184]

i wait till the dinosaur dies then take the cake

i send the cake into deep space

 

[Azraellod]

I use the latest in rocket technology to build a shuttle that can retrieve it.

I attach the cake to the back of a very cautious deer.

 

[ljd184]

i run over the deer and took it home to eat. but then found the cake

i send the cake to the centre of rapture (from bioshock)

 

[Dannyboy1186]

After spending a fair bit finding the deer I offer it a another cake. After negosiation it accpects.

I give the cake to the next poster as long as they say thank you.

 

[Sam G]

Up yours, nerd! I grab the cake out of your hands and give you a wedgie.

I replace the football in an important match with the cake.

 

[Azraellod]

Thank you for this cake. Also for the opportunity to stab you and run, like so.
*stabs and runs, taking cake*
I bribe the referee in order to call of the match, and hand me the cake in exchange for a real ball.

I place the cake in the bread bin next to the box of cakes.

 

[Sassafrass]

I take the cake out of the bread bin.

I then place it in with the other cakes.

 

[Azraellod]

Exactly as planned. Now in plain view, it's easy to take.
[sup]I know my plan was pointless, but whatever.[/sup]

I place the cake in a room full of skulls.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I pray to god and he smites you. I have the cake!
[sup]time to load up the gun that shoots shurikens and lightning[/sup]

 

[Azraellod]

I snatch the cake and run.
[sup]Also, that doesn't solve the problem i posed.[/sup]

I place the cake in a pit of snakes.

 

[Sassafrass]

I bungie jump in and take the cake.

I place the cake over a bottomless hole.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i break both of you legs and beat you to death with the cake, i then take what is left and leave.

i have the cake

EDIT: i am ganondorf and therefore bottomless holes have no effect over me, for i make all of them

 

[Sassafrass]

I retake the cake from you.

I hid the cake inside a lolcat.

 

[Azraellod]

I very carefully pick up the cake with a long pole, making sure not to knock the cake into the pit.
I brutally murder it. Lolcats must die. I then take the cake.

I place the cake in the gap between worlds.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i then use aggro to grab the cake and proceed to break you legs!

the cake is mine, dick.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i then put the cake in the center of a white room, and if you enter the room you get rick rolled and the cake dissapears, it is also aggro proof

 

[Sassafrass]

I am immune to rick rolls so...I walk in and take it.

I place the cake in with a shark and a dolphin.