The cake game

[Sam G]

I feed the porkchop cake to a L4D Tank.

"Gom-nom-nom-nom-nom!" he says.

 

[SteakHeart]

I AM ACTUALLY THE TANK, WHO IS STILL CELEBRATING INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY.

I HIDE THE CAKE IN MY LOVE OF INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I am actually your love of international capslock day. BETRAYAL!

I pull the cake inside out. where's the cake now? All I have is this ekac.

 

[Sam G]

I look in a mirror, see the cake, and smash it.

I give the cake to a vicar, who barricedes himself inside a church.

 

[SteakHeart]

I, diguised as Bishop Bernard the Bad, rise up out of the church and kil the vicar, taking the cake.
[small]You WERE referencing The Gates, right?[/small]

I hide the cake in bowser's magic mushroom, which he proceeds to eat.

 

[NeckStabber]

I go out and buy Mario and Luigi's : Bowser's Inside Story and make him puke it out.

I clean the cake *ugh* and put it in my invisible backpack.

 

[KC_spot]

As you pass through a airport you are searched, and the backpack is found. I pay off airport security and get the cake.

I hide the cake on the very tip top of Mt. Everest.

 

[Azraellod]

I have a helicopter team land on it and take the cake.
[sup]I'm not climbing that. This is easier[/sup]

I place the cake in a block of frozen acid.

 

[SteakHeart]

I un-freeze the acid, but the cake is dissolved. NOOO!

I bake a new, choclateyer one, and hide it in a Lolcat's stomach.

 

[KC_spot]

I cut up the Lolcat (YES I'M A BAD GUY!!) Clean the cake...

and hide it under my chair...

 

[Sam G]

I tip you off your chair, and call you a "geek-o", before taking the cake.

I take the cake down to hell, where I assign a team of demon Nazis to guard it.

 

[SteakHeart]

I call B.J. Blascovich to steal it back.

I gingerly place the cake in my rectum.

 

[Dumbfish1]

unbeknownst to you I had strapped myself to your lower torso, and when you tried to gingerly place the cake in your rectum, I yoinked it out of your hands.

I hide the cake inside your leg.

 

[Sam G]

I... Well... I suppose I already have the cake then.

 

[Sassafrass]

I cut your leg of and take the cake.

I place the cake under my protection.

 

[Sam G]

I sneak behind you and take the cake. Some protection there, jerk!

I put the cake in a forest of barbed wire.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

i go under the forest

i eat the cake!!!

 

[Sam G]

"Not today, buddy!" I yell, leaping out from under your table and stabbing you in the throat, making you unable to swallow, then grabbing the cake out of your hands and walking away.

I toss the cake down a crevasse.

 

[Sassafrass]

I use my telekinesis to retrieve it then I kill you with lightning I shot from my fingertips.

I place the cake inside the most secure cake box ever.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I open the box and take the cake

I eat it.
Then I bake a new one and give it to a random hobo