The cake game

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

the dolphin kills the shark, hands me the cake, and i kill the dolphin. then i lock you in a room, strap you down, and force you to eat lima beans for all of eternity! [HEADING=1]MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH[/HEADING]

 

[Sassafrass]

...OK.

I break free of my restraints, hunt you down, kill you, study your brain so I can get some creativity then leave and take the cake.

I place the cake inside a black hole.

 

[Azraellod]

That wasn't me. That was a robot, and it's going to explode and kill you now.

Boom!

There. Now I take the cake from your dead body, and cut it into lots of little pieces.

I retrieve it from the event horizon. Also, you've now made 2 cakes if you now believe in the laws of modern physics and black holes, so I destroy the remains of the duplicate.

I place the cake in a locked safe.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i take the safe from you and taze you so you can't chase me, then i blow the safe up and over a period of 3 seconds completely reconstruct the cake.

so i take the cake, then i take your head with my other hand, and smash it up against a wall. after your head shatters i will breakt both of your legs and shove them up your ass, then proceed to cut your genitals off and rub them all over the cake, and it's ok for me because i put them in the rick roll room again. oh and you get tazed if you enter and are immune to rick rolling. and by tazed i mean endlessly tazed.

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh for fu...

I AM SYLAR!!! You cannot kill, maim or in any way do lasting damage to this guy. So I just walk in, take the rick rolls and the tazers and grab the cake.

I shove the cake up my own nose.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

Hah! i have an auto-coke dispenser, so i tie you down and use it on you, then i shove my fist up your ass and grab the cake. then i bring down console command and type "[/admin powers]auto-kill[player]sylar[/end command]" so you will always be vulnerable!

EDIT: the auto-coke dispenser shoves the cake all the way up your nose and it falls into your stomach....

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i now have the cake! I WIN!
then i use the console command and put in god mode hack, no clip, hack proof (i cant be out-hacked), no admin (there are no longer any admins so i cant be slayed)

 

[Sassafrass]

No. You don't.

I still have regenerative powers...[sup]And for some reason, a sudden sense of deja-vu...[/sup]

Anyway, I once again have to murder you viciously as their are no admins to stop me coming back and hide the cake inside a cat.

 

[Azraellod]

I stab you as you try to hide the cake inside me, and snatch the cake from your dieing body.

I place the cake in the workings of a combination harvester.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

when are you going to learn? i put cats in microwaves! so when the cat blew up i took the cake and jizzed on it, then stuffed it in my pants. then use admin controls to take away all of your powers INCLUDING regenerate.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

no more posts? I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[HEADING=1] WINNER [/HEADING]

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, then I just brutally murder you with a chainsaw, cutting your head off.

I take the cake and give it to whoever can answer me this.

'What colour does a Smurf go when you choke it?'

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

that's what they're calling it now?

and i am ganondorf, i don't die

anyway, i take the cake from you, and blast the chainsaw with dark energy, exploding it and killing you

 

[Azraellod]

Purple? Who cares, I'm taking it anyway.
I take the cake from you, because you aren't doing anything with it.

I place the cake in a locked room with no usable entrances or exits.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i make them usable with g-mod, and make funny music videos while im at it. i then simply walk out with the cake and put it in a vortex of darkness.

 

[Azraellod]

A vortex of darkness... I shine a torch into it, so now I can see clearly and take the cake.

I place the cake in a box of straw, and place it in a farm.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i huff and puff and blow it down, then take the cake and teleport onto the plane of oblivion

 

[RootbeerJello]

I'm god, so I chase you down and beat you with a jesus-fish, then take the cake. Then I go back in time and eat the cake before the first post.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

but before you did that i replaced the cake at the very beginning with a plastic one

 

[ljd184]

yes but they but they made a new one something times

so by that logic the cake is still in rapture