The cake game

[RootbeerJello]

But I don't give a shit about logic of any kind, so I replace the cake with a jesus fish and run into the woods giggling about golf clubs.

 

[COR 2000]

Meh, I was a splicer last halloween, and once a horribly-mutated-splicer, always a horribly-mutated-splicer!

Ijust retrieve the cake and... Wait, I'm still stuck in rapture.... Crap. Oh, well, I just eventually find a big-daddy and hide it in his mask.... But first I verify that it is NOT part of the Escapist....

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Seeming as .....1=parameter=666/fatal error -[C:\Who\Are\The\Patriots?\EvaHasGloriousKnockers.gif]-

I IS HAS CAKE UND ICH ESSE DIE TORTE

 

[Dumbfish1]

I punch the German out of you till I have the cake.

I hide the cake in the vault on pandora.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I live in Pandora, and i secretly watch you put it in the vault. Once you leave, i go to the vault and take it.

I then put the cake on the plane that's in Dumbfish1's avatar.

 

[Sam G]

"Woo-pah!" I yell, diving into the flying shark's mouth and grabbing the cake, before hollowing out his insides and turning him into a jet, then flying away into the future.

 

[ljd184]

i go with the doctor and find you and take the cake

i put the cake in a pile of bricks

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

"You think bricks can stop ME?!" I yell as I summon a Piko hammer and break down the bricks.

I digitize the cake and put it in a computer.

 

[Sam G]

I send some beloved Disney and Final Fantasy characters in to get it. (Yeah, I just realized how ridiculous that sounds. Who else in the world could come up with a Disney/Final Fantasy crossover?)

I send the cake to heaven.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i rip open your stomach and take the cake before it is digested, then i sterilize it and hove it in my eye socket.

 

[ljd184]

i retrieve the cake from you dead body (it is not the best idea to try to fit a cake in you eye socket)

i put the cake under a ant hill then expose them to radiation to make them like the ones in fallout

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i use aggro to grab the cake, and use force lighting to zap all the ants.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

I bake a new cake, and switch it with the original one while you enjoy a spot of ant murder. I then inform you I don't want the cake, because you can't have your cake and eat it. In an effort to prove me wrong (contrary individual that you are) you eat some of the cake, only to discover its main ingredients are Bovril and Savlon. As you gag and retch I make good with my legs over open ground, wondering at the state this cake's got into over the past 21 pages of this thread. Look, all the icing's fell off, and I'm sure thats not at glace cherry on the top...

 

[Sam G]

I dress up like the protagonist of Doom and take it's limbs off with a welding torch.

I place the cake 1 month in the future.

 

[Azraellod]

I wait a month, then collect it.
[sup]That was boring.[/sup]

I place the cake in the citadel of bones.

 

[KC_spot]

I kick the citadel, and it comes crashing down. I rummage through the bones and get the cake.

I gain super speed and start running around the world with the cake.

(CATCH ME NOW SUCKERS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

 

[Sam G]

I stick out my foot and you trip over it, into a wall of nails.

I place the cake in Tartarus, a realm which only appears in the hour between two days...

 

[Sassafrass]

Thankfully for me, I never sleep and therefore wait until that moment and take the cake.

I place the cake in a secret location known only to Jesus.

 

[Azraellod]

I ask Jesus where the cake is. Like I've said before, he's a nice guy.

I place the cake in a cave inhabited by a family of dragons.