The cake game

[KC_spot]

I run in unarmed... and run out of the cave with the cake... slightly scorched.

I throw the cake at Throw something else!

 

[Azraellod]

You disguised it as an ice cream [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.149555?page=9#3627334]? Unforgivable. I throw concentrated sulphuric acid (H[sub]2[/sub]SO[sub]4[/sub]) at you and run off with the cake, leaving you lying on the ground in agony.

I place the cake in the tomb of the pharaoh.

 

[Sam G]

An effeminate one-eyed man with white hair steals the cake in an attempt to resurrect his dead wife. Then I beat him in a children's card game and take the cake from him.

I bury the cake in a desert.

 

[Azraellod]

I convince a team of excavators to try and dig it up by convincing them it's a valuable artifact that a museum would pay great amounts of money for. Then when they recover it, I run off with it without paying them.

I hide the cake in god's oven.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I find God's oven after he sells his bakery in a sale to avoid foreclosure (turns out it's in New Jersey, but I digress).

I put the cake in a Swiss Vault, embeded the key in my chest, rewrote the access code in a cypher which was enscribed on the popes underware.

 

[Sam G]

I open it with the key I had. Next time, check who's vault it is, jerk!

I hand the cake to Michael Shanks.

 

[Azraellod]

I pour petrol on him, set him on fire, then run off with the cake.

I place the cake at the center of a labyrinth.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Damn You and your high shelves! *shakes fist*
I kick the wall out of anger. The wall shakes hard enough to drop the cake off the shelf.

I hide the cake in a Quick Time Event.

 

[Azraellod]

Yes, I did. I retrieve it from wherever it was you said.

I give the cake to your doppelganger.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I kill my doppelganger and mutilate his innards while laughing maniacally. Then I remember the cake.

I put the cake in the care of the Vatican, telling them that if the cake were to be touched by any other human, it'll bring down the wrath of God. They place it under the watchful eye of the Swiss Guard and Vatican Police.

 

[Sam G]

I put on a black trenchcoat and re-enact the lobby scene from The Matrix.

I hide the cake in Professor Walrus's hat.

 

[Azraellod]

I offer him fish in exchange for it. When that fails, I disguise myself as Timmy the Evil, and command him to give it to me.

I place the cake in a pitch black tunnel.

 

[Azraellod]

I fuse them so that they are one and the same [http://www.tbep.biz/files/Graphics/WebGraphics/TreasureChestCake_op_800x531.jpg].

I place the cake in possession of some pirates.

 

[Sam G]

I summon a magical sentient train and drive it through their ship, sinking it.

I stick some candles in the cake and give it to a child for his birthday. Now, you wouldn't ruin a child's birthday party, would you?

 

[Azraellod]

...you don't know me very well, do you. Of course I would. And I do just that.

I place the cake in Satan's treasure hoard.

 

[Azraellod]

I ask Rob for it, because my internet explorer is broken. He gives it to me in exchange for me buying a DVD.

I place the cake inside a parallel dimension known as a mirror.

 

[Sam G]

...Found it!

I give the cake to Bryghtside's hot ghost sister.

 

[SteakHeart]

I infect the pilot with the Andromeda Strain, and only give him the antidote when he gives me the cake.
[small]See what I did there?[/small]

[HEADING=1]I put the cake behind this wall of red letters.[/HEADING]

 

[ljd184]

i walk around the text and take it

i put the cake in a black hole

 

[craftyfirestorm]

i go into the black hole with a the portal gun and 1 portal already set up on earth find the cake and portal out

put the cake in a safe it with several blocks of C4, put the safe in a vault with 1000s of those poison headcrabs and some manhacks ,put the vault in a rocket send the rocket to a different dimention and then shrink the rocket to the size of a pin-head and create millions of identical setups and send them all over every dimention so you'll never find the right one

oh and if u do find it and get past all the traps then congradulation u wasted ur life finding a cake (slow sarcastic clap)