The cake game

[Azraellod]

I set an army of drunks to drink the river, and take the cake.

I place the cake in an ancient tomb.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I stroll in heartily, whistling a cheerful and slightly irritating tune. Seeing the cake upon a pedestal, I climb up to it and retrieve it. Upon reaching the ground again, I say, "THAT WAS EASY LOLOLOL" and accidentally awaken the tombs ancient inhabitants; I manage to get out without being killed, but the cake isn't so lucky...fuckin' mummies

I bake a new cake and deconstruct it, placing it in a flat pack in ikea... Have fun setting it up -evil laugh and storm in the background-

 

[Dumbfish1]

I Hire some louts to make it for me, and pay them in candy. It's replaced the pound sterling don't you know(Candy, not the cake).

I steamroller it and hide it in a snuff fiction book.

 

[Sam G]

I discover it in my quest for toilet paper.

I paint the cake with blood, then hand it to a vampire.

 

[Azraellod]

I threaten him with a mega steak machine gun [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch1lO9aFRvU], forcing him to give it to me or I fire.

I hide the cake under a pile of garlic.

 

[ljd184]

i get hungry so i eat the pile of garlic then find the cake .

i put the cake in a nuclear reactor

 

[KC_spot]

I get chuck norris to get it, and he does... without a scratch 'cuase he's awesome!

I let Chuck Norris have the cake... I ain't messing with that guy...

 

[Lothae]

I take the cake from Chuck Norris as he's 69 years old and too feeble to do anything about it.

I eat the cake.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I punch you in the gut, making you regurgitate the cake.

I cover myself in mud and lie in a ditch, with only a combat knife to protect me

 

[Azraellod]

Uh... you didn't actually do anything with the cake, so I pick it up from wherever you left it.

I freeze the cake within a Bose-Einstein condensate [http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/boseeinstein.html].

 

[Dumbfish1]

Links broken so I'm going to assume it's some form of ice-cube. I take the (now mildly chilly) cake and fill it with c4 and a 3 second fuse, then throw it at azraellod.

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]Sigh, stupid thing. Fixed, but the original link which was the best doesn't work for some reason.[/sup]

I catch it.

I place the cake in a bank vault.

 

[wolfy098]

I blow open the bank vault with TNT take the money and leave the cake in the vault next to yours

 

[Dumbfish1]

I use a nude mod. The argonian runs off in shame.

i take the cake and hide it in Jesus Christ's little finger.

 

[CanOfBeans]

i ask Jesus to give me the cake , and he does because hes cool like that

i take the cake and hide it in a cake store, now you will never find it now bwahahahaha

 

[Sam G]

I simply take a different, more delicious-looking cake from one of the shelves.

I hide the cake in a pyramid, full of booby traps and mummies and stuff.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I phone Indiana Jones and ask him to get the cake for me, he does, then I shoot him, for the lolz.

I attach the cake to a Space shuttle and it flies away to mars

 

[Dumbfish1]

I hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to shout "GET YOUR ARSE TO MARS", instantly teleporting me there. I manage to grab the cake before my eyeballs explode. Good luck prying it from my cold dead fingers!

 

[Sam G]

I saw your hands off with an axe. "How do you saw with an axe?" With difficulty.

I hide the cake in some of Azraellod's invisible text. He'll tell you he typed it, but that's a lie.

 

[CanOfBeans]

i take my invisible text finding goggles and used it to find the missing cake

i take the cake to a pentagram and summon a foul demon to guard it for all internity