The cake game

[Dumbfish1]

you mistook me for a fishing line, leaving me holding the cake and wearing a pair of wet trousers.

I give it to Medusa to guard

 

[Azraellod]

i send my army of bats to kill her and retrieve the cake.

i place the cake on the ceiling.

 

[dalek sec]

I use a step ladder and take it.

I place the cake onboard the battlestar Galactica.

 

[Azraellod]

i hijack the battlestar galactica, take the cake, and use an escape pod to leave as it crashed into the sun.

i place the cake on the small of your back, just out of reach.

 

[dalek sec]

I use a back scratcher to get it.

I now place the cake on the battlestar Pegasus just to be mean.

 

[The Heik]

I infiltrate a cylon onto battlestar Pegasus to steal it for me.

I now hide the cake in a black hole

 

[dalek sec]

I use the TARDIS to get it back.

I hide the cake on the planet Skaro.

 

[Azraellod]

i avoid the kaleds and the thauls (neither spelled right i expect, but at least i know vaguely what's going on) to retrieve it from the cave you left it in.

i place the cake inside a tiger.

 

[Azraellod]

i tunnel underneath the fort, and steal the cake with a group of covert assassins.

i place the cake at the bottom of a very deep, dark hole.

 

[SteakHeart]

I focus my sheer awesomeness to teleport it into my hands.

I stuff the cake in a carefully carved pocket of flesh in my left buttock.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I steal your lower torso, and thus the cake.

I hide it in the back of an Aliens large cranium

 

[dalek sec]

I get it out with the help of a pump action shot-gun.

I hide the cake on the Cylon Colony.

 

[Toty54]

I infiltrate the colony disguised as a cylon steal the cake get out and then blow it up with the death star
I hide the cake in the death star.

 

[Azraellod]

i infect their computer system with a virus, and force them to give me the cake in return for removing it.

i hide the cake behind a tree.

 

[Dumbfish1]

A butterfly flaps its wings, which in turn changes the direction of a gust of wind, which in turn develops into a cyclone, which in turn sinks a major oil tanker at sea, which in turn kills thousands of marine life due to oil poisoning, which in turn causes political activists to force the government to invest billions in preserving the marine-life, which in turn means more money is diverted away from the NHS, which in turn means when I shotgun you and steal the cake, there's no hospital beds free. You develop lead poisoning from the bullets.

I hide the cake in a tree somewhere in the amazon rainforest.

 

[Toty54]

I burn down the forest and take the cake.
I hide the cake in a Mirror Maze and put 1:1 pictures of it all over the place

 

[Azraellod]

i break all the mirrors with a sledgehammer, allowing me to locate the real cake.

i place the cake in the barrel of a cannon.

 

[Azraellod]

i use interdimensional technology to reach through the wall and take it.

i hide the cake under your pillow.