The cake game

[Azraellod]

i decapitate you and take the cake back.

i place the cake in your attic, in with the christmas decorations.

 

[Azraellod]

i now sever your foot, and take the shoe and the cake.

i place the cake on the good ship Armageddon.

 

[COR 2000]

I attack the ship with the might of the Pro-COR army and liberate the cake.

I stash the cake deep underground Pro-COR HQ.

 

[Azraellod]

i invent a teleporter, and steal the cake with that.

i hide the cake in the earth's hollow core.
[sup]yes, i know it isn't hollow.[/sup]

 

[NinjaSkills]

I send my lava monsters to go get it

I use Geass on everyone, telling everyone not to take or eat the cake

 

[Logic 0]

I take the cake with my stealing machine.

I eat the cake so it's gone forever.

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]i don't think logic 0s solution works, so i'll respond to both[/sup]
ninjaskills: i wear glasses. it's not direct sight. thus i can take it quite easily.
logic 0: i bake a new cake. i do this a lot now, so i'm getting good at it.

i place the cake on a helicopter, and have it land on a fortress in the sky for guarding there.

 

[Sassafrass]

I destroy the moon with an ICBM, and the cake lands on my lap.

I put the cake in an Resident Evil (movie) sort of corridor and arm the laser traps.

 

[Sassafrass]

I splatter you with my Mongoose and take the cake.

I place it in a spaceship about to launch into a mission to Mars.

 

[xxcloud417xx]

This game is a lie...

hehehehehe

 

[Azraellod]

Spoiler

This game is a lie...

hehehehehe

that is both unoriginal and unhelpful.

i terraform mars to make it inhabitable. i then fly there and take the cake.

i hide the cake in a tin of paint.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I steal your room. Now I have the cake and you have nowhere to sleep.

I hide the cake inside the novel great expectations.

 

[Azraellod]

i use my knowledge of that gained from doing it at school to search and locate the cake.

i place the cake under the bed. only it's fake, and the real cake is in my locked cabinet.

 

[rylus5]

i break the lock on the cabinet and steal the cake (my thieving level advanced!)

i hide the cake behind the toughest monster in warcraft

 

[Azraellod]

it is no match for the toughest monster in AQworlds.
[sup]i'm aware warcraft is not world of warcraft, but i know absolutely nothing about warcraft, so this is the best i have in terms of responses.[/sup]

i place the cake in a cake show and enter it.