The cake game

[AxelMiller]

I use a cake finder and puts it on (Touched by Azraellod) and takes the cake.

 

[Azraellod]

i snatch the cake from axelmiller and run.
[sup]if you don't do anything with it, i'm forced to be unoriginal[/sup]

i give the cake to an army of koopa troopers.

 

[Toty54]

i clone mario 500 times and send all 500 of him to kill the koopas.

I take the cake, put it in a missile and launch it into space

 

[Azraellod]

i use a giant electromagnet to bring the missile, and therefore the cake, to me.

i place the cake in a box and hide it in a box factory. i then put the real cake inside a safe at the local bank. the one in the box factory is fake.

 

[rylus5]

i kille the worm and take whats left of the cake

i hide the cake in a 1000000 ton everything proof locked box

 

[COR 2000]

You forgot the portal gun, though...

Now that I have the cake, I eat it, digest it and all the COR 200 in my bloodstream devour the nutrients resulting from said cake.

Now I am the Cake! How do you intend to capture me, potential interwebber escapist below me?

 

[Azraellod]

actually, if you care to highlight my last post [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.144407.3315442], you will see that you just ate a fake.
[sup]mwahaha, pointless planning ahead pays off.

i should stop doing that. all it does is annoy people.[/sup]

i seal the cake in a safe, and place the safe under a bridge in a fast flowing river.

 

[NinjaSkills]

I use the force and lift the cake out of the river.

Then I make the cake a part of the force

 

[Dumbfish1]

I tap into the force, and use it to create a new cake. I then destroy the force with the force. Think of a snake eating it's tail.

I have arms. I also have the cake. Therefor, the cake and my arms are one and the same.

 

[kijo98]

I kick you in the Tenders and cut off your hands to take it away

then i merge my DNA with the cake and make the cake into my heart

 

[NinjaSkills]

I chop your arms off and turn them back to its delicious cake form and punch you in the face.
*Edit* I gut you like a fish and take your heart. Then change it back into a cake.

I hide the cake in a random can of Tag body spray

 

[Sam G]

I spray the body spray into a cup, then wait for it to congeal.
I come back three weeks later, and voila! There is my cake!

I thank fundamental chemistry for this gift of cake, then put it in a heat-proof pod at the center of the earth.

 

[Azraellod]

the earth is full of dinosaurs. i ride one towards the pod, and retrieve the cake.

i make a replica cake, identical in nearly every way but one. i leave them on the table next to each other, and let you decide which one to pick up and take with you. oh, there will be large explosion that will kill you if you pick up the one on the left.

 

[NinjaSkills]

I kick you in the stomach and take both cakes

I throw the cakes into a black hole that's being divided by zero

 

[Dumbfish1]

I divide it by the square root of a minus No., canceling out the black hole and leaving me with the cake.

I use shrimp weaponry to guard the cake.

 

[Sam G]

I fry the shrimps, then put them on top of the cake.

I than take this delicious fried shrimp cake and put it in a box. Somewhere...

 

[Phantomess]

I finally locate the cake, through my vast knowledge of popular culture, over the rainbow. Lacking the ability to return over said rainbow, I hand over the cake to the munchkin people as a distraction whilst I leg it to the Emerald City.

 

[rylus5]

i punt all the munchkins until i find the one with the cake

i go back in time and give the cake to hitler, i say its a WMD

 

[Azraellod]

i tell him you lied to him, and he gives it to me and vows to kill you.

i place the cake in a different thread, in another post. find it if you can.

[sup]edit:...apparently it couldn't be found. it was here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.130320?page=75#3341025], as if anyone cares.[/sup]