The cake game

[Dumbfish1]

I tap into the force, and use it to create a new cake. I then destroy the force with the force. Think of a snake eating it's tail.

I have arms. I also have the cake. Therefor, the cake and my arms are one and the same.

 

[kijo98]

I kick you in the Tenders and cut off your hands to take it away

then i merge my DNA with the cake and make the cake into my heart

 

[NinjaSkills]

I chop your arms off and turn them back to its delicious cake form and punch you in the face.
*Edit* I gut you like a fish and take your heart. Then change it back into a cake.

I hide the cake in a random can of Tag body spray

 

[Sam G]

I spray the body spray into a cup, then wait for it to congeal.
I come back three weeks later, and voila! There is my cake!

I thank fundamental chemistry for this gift of cake, then put it in a heat-proof pod at the center of the earth.

 

[Azraellod]

the earth is full of dinosaurs. i ride one towards the pod, and retrieve the cake.

i make a replica cake, identical in nearly every way but one. i leave them on the table next to each other, and let you decide which one to pick up and take with you. oh, there will be large explosion that will kill you if you pick up the one on the left.

 

[NinjaSkills]

I kick you in the stomach and take both cakes

I throw the cakes into a black hole that's being divided by zero

 

[Dumbfish1]

I divide it by the square root of a minus No., canceling out the black hole and leaving me with the cake.

I use shrimp weaponry to guard the cake.

 

[Sam G]

I fry the shrimps, then put them on top of the cake.

I than take this delicious fried shrimp cake and put it in a box. Somewhere...

 

[Phantomess]

I finally locate the cake, through my vast knowledge of popular culture, over the rainbow. Lacking the ability to return over said rainbow, I hand over the cake to the munchkin people as a distraction whilst I leg it to the Emerald City.

 

[rylus5]

i punt all the munchkins until i find the one with the cake

i go back in time and give the cake to hitler, i say its a WMD

 

[Azraellod]

i tell him you lied to him, and he gives it to me and vows to kill you.

i place the cake in a different thread, in another post. find it if you can.

[sup]edit:...apparently it couldn't be found. it was here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.130320?page=75#3341025], as if anyone cares.[/sup]

 

[Sam G]

Uh... Can't.

I fly around the world on the back of a bomb whilst waving a cowboy hat at such a speed that the earth starts rotating bacwards, so time reverses. I travel to the excact moment that you made this post, but before you can post it, I pilot my bomb into your house, causing the internet to crash. I then wrench the cake from the grip of your charred remains.

I surgically open up a bear's chest and put the cake in it.

 

[Suikun]

I watch as the bear in question is mutilated, feeling horrified that you would so such a thing to a poor, helpless animal. In turn, I put some calls in to PETA, and while they're petitioning for your arrest on the grounds of animal cruelty, I take the bear home, luring it along with salmon, and put a call in to a vet to see if I can have the cake surgically removed, with all it's cake'd glory still in tact.

I begin to pet the bear's head like an evil villain's cat, plotting what to do with my new-found cake.

 

[Azraellod]

i snatch it from you while you are daydreaming what to do with it.

i place the cake on a lightening-rod in a storm.

 

[Sam G]

I equip a full-body rubber suit, and scale the lightning rod totally unscathed.

I bury the cake in a carnivorous pig field.

 

[Azraellod]

i kill them all with a mini-uzi and take the cake.

i place the cake in a sealed container that will explode if opened.

 

[COR 2000]

I lock-pick it and deactivate the explosives. What? I have 100 science, Lock-pick, and explosives, what do you expect?

Since you have the real one, I eat it again and have my COR 200 nano-creatures consume the remains, This time, however, I seal myself behind 12 sonic emitters and 12 AA batteries, in hopes no one will reach me.

 

[Azraellod]

i use a virus program to detect and extract the original cake from you, while deleting you from the hard drive. i then use the artificial cake to create a real cake, and strike the current one from the records.

i throw the cake into a volcano crater.

 

[NinjaSkills]

I send my lava monsters to get it again and to kick you in the face.

I hide the cake in Deadpool's pants

 

[Dumbfish1]

Turns out dead pool is me

I have the cake in my pants