The Guide to Skyrim Modders: Part 2
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But what will Mjoll have to say about that?kouriichi said:
OT: I was going to mention how I'd want to ride that mudcrab in the second panel but the 4th panel made that sentence very strange.
My Views:
Panel 1: Hmm...Yep followed by magical races and such...Add smoking! Earrings! Etc etc...
Panel 2: Yeah...I recall a mod where Mannimacro became like a Lich then Death himself..it was like Castlevania...and he spoke German...
Panel 3: Yep the Yoshitonihentai Blade of Sensai Ishimato from the anime Ishimato and the School Girls of Tokyo...or Lightsabers...or poorly added in guns...
Panel 4: Shudder....the entire comic could have just been this panel...its sad trying to look for mods
TITS
FEMALE GENITALIA MOD
DICK SWORD
WHOREHOUSE
-Insert Other Game Here- Weapon
Panel 1: Hmm...Yep followed by magical races and such...Add smoking! Earrings! Etc etc...
Panel 2: Yeah...I recall a mod where Mannimacro became like a Lich then Death himself..it was like Castlevania...and he spoke German...
Panel 3: Yep the Yoshitonihentai Blade of Sensai Ishimato from the anime Ishimato and the School Girls of Tokyo...or Lightsabers...or poorly added in guns...
Panel 4: Shudder....the entire comic could have just been this panel...its sad trying to look for mods
TITS
FEMALE GENITALIA MOD
DICK SWORD
WHOREHOUSE
-Insert Other Game Here- Weapon
I want links to dl all 4 of those mods NAO!
I remember oblivion had some real sexual mods involving rape and tentacles, so last panel is actually quite tame compared to the reality. Only reason skyrim doesnt have similar mods yet (and if it has, then i didnt see them whilst browsing nexus) is cos the dev tools aint out yet, but once they are... *evil laugh*
In all seriousness though, i really want that masochist mod. I have an attraction for big nasty creatures that borders on the fetichism >
I remember oblivion had some real sexual mods involving rape and tentacles, so last panel is actually quite tame compared to the reality. Only reason skyrim doesnt have similar mods yet (and if it has, then i didnt see them whilst browsing nexus) is cos the dev tools aint out yet, but once they are... *evil laugh*
In all seriousness though, i really want that masochist mod. I have an attraction for big nasty creatures that borders on the fetichism >
that's ok, because i am currently playing as a Khajit femaleCD-R said:Awesome comic. Not sure white was the best color to pick for the female argonian's pasties though.
Nowhere unfortunately. You can't marry khajit or wood elves in Skyrim. However in Morrowind you had Ahnassi the only romance option in the game.thespyisdead said:
Hmmm... Giant naked mudcrab boobs... Does that mean the escapist has contributed to Rule 34?TopazFusion said:
"This isn't consistent with the loooore."
Good gravy, I laughed so much at that panel. I think I'm going to have to go to Google now. My curiousity is acting up.
Good gravy, I laughed so much at that panel. I think I'm going to have to go to Google now. My curiousity is acting up.
Pretty much my thoughts. What I don't understand, personally, is how people would automatically jump to creating skimpy versions of female armour in a place like Skyrim.GoodApprentice said:
Think about it for two seconds: you're playing someone who's very likely to climb her way to the Throat of the World, with its skin-scorching blizzards that actually require a Thu'um to be dispelled and its high abundance of snow. This is literally the coldest spot in all of Skyrim... and you want to get there wearing nothing but metal shoulder pieces, a Battle Bra, a flimsy bit of loincloth and ankle-high Battle Buskins? The whole of it being made out of *steel* pressed directly against your skin?
Ooooh, yeah. Frostbites sure are sexy. I loves me some desiccated bitches, all mummified by extreme cold and shit... HNG. UNF UNF.
I just-
I can't wrap my head around that. It was barely acceptable in Oblivion, in that you could at least stretch plausibility to its very limits and assume that in Cyrodiil, Battle Bras are just as useful as a full suit of plate armour. In Skyrim? Fuck, I'd say the worst enemy you'd be facing wouldn't be Alduin; it'd be all those damned Frost Dragons and the snow and the ice caves and just the all-around Nordic cold of this entire place!
TL;DR: I just don't get the compulsive modders. Stop turning Skyrim into a glorified Sims 3 and go kill some freaking dragons with appropriate gear, for a change!
Do you for a second actually believe that people who mod in supermodel bodies and skimpy armor actually give a damn about how much sense it makes?IamLEAM1983 said:
And regardless of the mod type, let people enjoy their crazy mods. It's not like this is an MMO where appealing to one group of people could make the game less enjoyable for others.
I'll agree on one point: people have the right to enjoy moddable games any way they damn well please. What gets my goat is that if you pay attention to any Nexus site, you realize that almost irrevocably, the focus shifts away from practical modding and into using the game as some sort of alternative to Poser. The more time passes, the more intelligent and inventive mods get swamped out by stuff I wouldn't even consider eye candy, past a certain point.
Skyrim, just like any other Elder Scrolls game, is steeped in lore. Sorry if this seems incredibly naive to you, but I always thought people bought 'em *because* of that lore and the sense of painstaking immersion the series tries to deliver. Not because it's easy to mod extra boobies and anatomically correct penises into it, or to play as the one and only Kawaii supermodel-type figure in a world where everyone but you is covered in grime and almost just as rugged as the terrain itself.
On the flipside, when I hear people cheer when a new core Sims game comes out, I understand. The Sims series is shallow and is well aware of it. It's one of its strengths, in fact. This is an experience that's tailor-made for the sort of stuff you see in some of the more egregious Oblivion/Skyrim/Fallout 3/New Vegas mods. If I could, I'd point these mod-makers to The Sims 3 and tell them to have at it. They'd get the same enjoyment they would out of modding Skyrim.
Again, I might be naive, but if you're playing a game that places you in sub-zero conditions (as defined in Celcius), I figure you'd get a tad more enjoyment out of it if you tried to adhere to certain rules. Skyrim isn't something along the lines of Ar Tonelico, for instance, where the less clothes the females have, the stronger they become.
Skyrim, just like any other Elder Scrolls game, is steeped in lore. Sorry if this seems incredibly naive to you, but I always thought people bought 'em *because* of that lore and the sense of painstaking immersion the series tries to deliver. Not because it's easy to mod extra boobies and anatomically correct penises into it, or to play as the one and only Kawaii supermodel-type figure in a world where everyone but you is covered in grime and almost just as rugged as the terrain itself.
On the flipside, when I hear people cheer when a new core Sims game comes out, I understand. The Sims series is shallow and is well aware of it. It's one of its strengths, in fact. This is an experience that's tailor-made for the sort of stuff you see in some of the more egregious Oblivion/Skyrim/Fallout 3/New Vegas mods. If I could, I'd point these mod-makers to The Sims 3 and tell them to have at it. They'd get the same enjoyment they would out of modding Skyrim.
Again, I might be naive, but if you're playing a game that places you in sub-zero conditions (as defined in Celcius), I figure you'd get a tad more enjoyment out of it if you tried to adhere to certain rules. Skyrim isn't something along the lines of Ar Tonelico, for instance, where the less clothes the females have, the stronger they become.