He could fund research to turn him into a duck!werewolfsfury said:It only works if you're a duckhenritje said:buy a gold plated custom PC
or go the Scrooge Mc.Duck route
the most sensible thing would be to buy a company and stay rich using profits for plan A/B.
But then he'd have no money to buy gold coins to dive into.GeneralTwinkle said:He could fund research to turn him into a duck!werewolfsfury said:It only works if you're a duckhenritje said:buy a gold plated custom PC
or go the Scrooge Mc.Duck route
the most sensible thing would be to buy a company and stay rich using profits for plan A/B.
Get some a fuckton of aloe vera...Gdek said:Just ask the government, they've been perfecting spending trillions of dollars worth of money on frivolous stuff for generations.
No need to fight, you are both hired, in the end, the dinosaurs choose who lives and who dies. I of course, will be either the very first or very last, since I concocted the whole scheme, but you two have a chance of surviving provided one of you doesn't stab the other in the back, or decide to take a poorly timed trip to the porta potty.geK0 said:Eclpsedragon said:Clearly I am more qualified than this man! I own a GIANT PENNY FORTRESS!!NightHawk21 said:
YES.geK0 said:Withdraw ALL OF IT in pennies! Canadian pennies (which are no longer in production) and make a giant penny fortress!
A penny is 19.05mm in diameter and 1.45mm in thickness
689 pennies stacked is 999.05mm tall
52 pennies in a line is 990.6mm long
placing pennies like this makes a cube of about 980356.1361cm^3 (19643 short of a cubic meter)
(I can get closer with 690*52*53, but I don't want the pennies stacked higher than a meter and I want the width to be the same as the length)
a precise amount of packaging material and adhesive will be put between the pennies to make the block a perfect cubic meter.
689*52*52 = 1863056 pennies
or $18,630.56
the mass of a Canadian penny varies by the year they are made, but I estimate that a cubic meter of pennies will weigh 4,375 Kg on average.
with $100,000,000,000.00 (Can), I can afford 5,367,525 of these penny blocks, which will make a damn good fortress! Although, I might want to save a few billion for labour, landscaping, shipping and other expenses.
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