The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[TheDarkestDerp]

Well... I'm a bit surprised by NIER's sudden change in personality. Through all our time together he hasn't said a word about any woman we've encountered... I thought Devola and Popola were both pretty cute, charming, maybe he's only had his beady angry eye on me? That's kind of sweet I guess, but still...

Taken. Sorry, duder.

 

[brinvixen]

Good Cole McGrath. Yes please!

 

[Buizel91]

...Really

Well...i suppose one shall stand, and one shall fall =\

I'm hardly Primed for this, can't i have someone else?

 

[Epicspoon]

Okami...Protagonist...Hmmmmmmm......

*Awkward silence*

No.

Nonononononononononononononoononono THIS IS WRONG! SO WRONG!

I'd rather turn gay, because I ain't crossing that border.

well if you bend the rules a little in the original Japanese mythology she's human shaped.

 

[Cap'n Moe]

Garcia Hotspur from Shadows of The Damned.

Why hello there....8D

As long as it isnt the "Big" Boner weapon, I might cry less afterwards.

 

[Naal]

I played The Sims 3 last night.

...yeah, I'd hit my Sim.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

On my second play through of FEAR 3 with Fettel.
Oh my, that guy can really get inside of me, I just hope he doesn't make me explode.

You lucky bastard...I would die for Fettel XDDD

 

[Buizel91]

Who is the protagonist of TF2? All nine classes at the same time, perhaps?

This song fits perfectly with your situation xD


Enjoy Muahahahahaha!

 

[neo34]

Samus - A little intimidating with the whole "destroyer of worlds" thing, but hell yes

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Garcia Hotspur from Shadows of The Damned.

Why hello there....8D

As long as it isnt the "Big" Boner weapon, I might cry less afterwards.

Aww but that would make it better XD The guys damn well attractive, so it makes everything better!!

*is a crazy fangirl*

 

[Cap'n Moe]

Garcia Hotspur from Shadows of The Damned.

Why hello there....8D

As long as it isnt the "Big" Boner weapon, I might cry less afterwards.

Aww but that would make it better XD The guys damn well attractive, so it makes everything better!!

*is a crazy fangirl*

I never once said the man wasnt attractive, but, that thing is massive!

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Garcia Hotspur from Shadows of The Damned.

Why hello there....8D

As long as it isnt the "Big" Boner weapon, I might cry less afterwards.

Aww but that would make it better XD The guys damn well attractive, so it makes everything better!!

*is a crazy fangirl*

I never once said the man wasnt attractive, but, that thing is massive!

Yes it very much is. But hey, size matters right?! 8D *shot*

 

[Kaisar]

I just got done playing Pillage the Village over at Kong. The main character is a hand. That kinda sucks.

 

[Spawny0908]

*Looks at avatar*
John I thought you were married!!!
Ah what Abigail don't know won't hurt her!

 

[MetaKnight19]

I just finished Bulletstorm. Oh dear...

 

[LongLiveourMachine]

Dammit! i knew i shouldn't have made my fallout NV character a scruffy old man. This is gonna be awkward.

 

[Emilyx382]

Pokemon White....

Great. So it's a choice between pedophilia and beastiality. Not even going there.

Games before that was Smash Bros Brawl... So Kirby? I'm not even sure how that works.

 

[Sunrider]

Yeah...that's not weird. XD

I'd probably run away.

Dear gawd, how I envy you.

 

[Scarynerd]

OMG! LOL! no seriously i played lol... so i hope it's just singed and not the entire roster*shuders*

 

[Dr.Sean]

In neverwinter nights, I made a hot chick. She wants to have sex w/ me? I'm okay with this.