The Pun Thread

[RustlessPotato]

Must warn you guys. Math Puns are the first sine of madness

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Must warn you guys. Math Puns are the first sine of madness

I was doing some trigonometry homework the other day, and I must say I was just in Sin (ity!

(worst one yet?)

 

[ChupathingyX]

Must warn you guys. Math Puns are the first sine of madness

I should also warn you not to get a tan, cos you might get sunburn.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Must warn you guys. Math Puns are the first sine of madness

I should also warn you not to get a tan, cos you might get sunburn.

Maths puns my assymptote!

 

[floppylobster]

Looks like this thread is circling the drain. We might have to pull the plug. I'd hate to throw the baby out with the bath water though. That'd be a crying shame.

 

[Urgh76]

I wanted to make a chemistry pun. But all the good ones argon.

Someone posted this on the front page, and beat you to the....

Spoiler: Punch

Amidoinitrite guise?

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Looks like this thread is circling the drain. We might have to pull the plug. I'd hate to throw the baby out with the bath water though. That'd be a crying shame.

Punbelievable! Surely you can't be suggesting that this thread is on its last legs? Not while I'm still getting a kick out of it! Don't just walk away! I'm sure that step-by-step we can restore this thread to its former glory.

 

[Section Crow]

jeez, no egg yolks yet?

i thought all my good egg yolks would have been poached leaving me all hard boiled but so far the puns seem egg-cellent and i am quite cracked up on the whole deal

 

[ChupathingyX]

I should also warn you not to get a tan, cos you might get sunburn.

Maths puns my assymptote!

You sure are putting sum effort into this thread.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

jeez, no egg yolks yet?

i thought all my good egg yolks would have been poached leaving me all hard boiled but so far the puns seem egg-cellent and i am quite cracked up on the whole deal

Egg puns? Ohh, colour me egg-cited! Although from my experience, egg puns aren't all they're cracked up to be - most people don't have a thick enough shell to deal with them.

My brain always gets scrambled when I'm trying to think of them. All my neurons just get fried!

 

[Shinsei-J]

Must warn you guys. Math Puns are the first sine of madness

I was doing some trigonometry homework the other day, and I must say I was just in Sin (ity!

(worst one yet?)

Wow that one hurt, here sit down have some pi and we can talk about it.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

I should also warn you not to get a tan, cos you might get sunburn.

Maths puns my assymptote!

You sure are putting sum effort into this thread.

I've really done a number on it. We may have to quit the math puns soon, although I'm dreading what will come in the aftermath!

 

[floppylobster]

All right then, I'm going to meditate while I wait for the next pun. It's better than sitting around doing nothing.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

All right then, I'm going to meditate while I wait for the next pun. It's better than sitting around doing nothing.

The going is getting pretty heavy, but here's hoping that it's worth the weight!

 

[9thRequiem]

Oh so this is where your getting them from.

Combo breaker.

Now get out, or you'll feel my Wrasse!

I know, right? We're thinking of these by Descartes-load. He just had to ruin it because he Kant keep up!

Hey, hey, hey, did you hear the one about Descartes? Apparently he walked into his local bar, and the barman asked if he'd like the usual.

"I don't think-" he managed, before disappearing in a puff of logic.

Those puns were so diabolical I'm starting think that you're not a philosopher, you're a philucifer!

I know, I'm evil. You'll have to Locke me up. What I'm doing is really in-Hume-ane.

I would, but I just Kant.

 

[ChupathingyX]

You sure are putting sum effort into this thread.

I've really done a number on it. We may have to quite the math puns soon, although I'm dreading what will come in the aftermath![/quote]

I may have more, but I need to think about them more as most of them just don't add up.

Being sleepy may be a prime factor of that.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

You sure are putting sum effort into this thread.

I've really done a number on it. We may have to quite the math puns soon, although I'm dreading what will come in the aftermath!

I may have more, but I need to think about them more as most of them just don't add up.

Being sleepy may be a prime factor of that.

Maths puns can be proble-matic. And whatever you think about maths, everyone's partial to a good fraction.

 

[Shinsei-J]

I should also warn you not to get a tan, cos you might get sunburn.

Maths puns my assymptote!

You sure are putting sum effort into this thread.

I've really done a number on it. We may have to quit the math puns soon, although I'm dreading what will come in the aftermath!

y should we quit math puns it's just getting xiting.

 

[floppylobster]

I'm sorry but it's looking like a 'grave' situation again. I'm 'bone' dry on original puns. The pressure to come up with new ones weighs a 'skeleton'. And I've got 'no body' to turn to for help. I'm going to have to 'dig' up this old one from the past so I can finally lay this thread to rest -

"The perfect crime was committed last night, when thieves broke into Scotland Yard and stole all the toilets. Police say they have absolutely nothing to go on."

 

[ChupathingyX]

I should also warn you not to get a tan, cos you might get sunburn.

Maths puns my assymptote!

You sure are putting sum effort into this thread.

I've really done a number on it. We may have to quit the math puns soon, although I'm dreading what will come in the aftermath!

y should we quit math puns it's just getting xiting.

Well I gauss some people could come up with more.