The Pun Thread

[Shinsei-J]

I'm sorry but it's looking like a 'grave' situation again. I'm 'bone' dry on original puns. The pressure to come up with new ones weighs a 'skeleton'. And I've got 'no body' to turn to for help. I'm going to have to 'dig' up this old one from the past so I can finally lay this thread to rest -

"The perfect crime was committed last night, when thieves broke into Scotland Yard and stole all the toilets. Police say they have absolutely nothing to go on."

yer it's late here, my minds "dead" and I may have to "lay to rest" for awhile.

-edit damn just saw that I used the same pun as you and I'm a little cut up.

 

[floppylobster]

But wait! This old pun has renewed my enthusiasm. I feel like a 'Phoenix' rising from the ashes. So if there's no 'objections' I'd like I'd like to end this 'Wright' and borrow another old pun before I'm accused of stealing.

"Detectives were baffled to discover a giant hole outside the Scotland Yard this morning. Police say they are looking into it."

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

I'm sorry but it's looking like a 'grave' situation again. I'm 'bone' dry on original puns. The pressure to come up with new ones weighs a 'skeleton'. And I've got 'no body' to turn to for help. I'm going to have to 'dig' up this old one from the past so I can finally lay this thread to rest -

"The perfect crime was committed last night, when thieves broke into Scotland Yard and stole all the toilets. Police say they have absolutely nothing to go on."

No! This thread can't die! If it goes I'll be liv-ed!

 

[Dethenger]

What do you call a buccaneer?

Expensive corn.

 

[Coldster]

I found a book on anti-gravity the other day, I just couldn't put it down! =3

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Seriously guys clamp it. All these puns are Krilling me.

I do wonder sometimes if there is any corallation between escapists users and their love of puns.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Seriously guys clamp it. All these puns are Krilling me.

I do wonder sometimes if there is any corallation between escapists users and their love of puns.

Spoiler: I see what you did there

There may be a corallation, but really that pun was a bit crusty.

 

[9thRequiem]

y should we quit math puns it's just getting xiting.

Letting it go on forever would be irrational. It might just be imaginary, but i think we've already reached the root of it all.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

y should we quit math puns it's just getting xiting.

Letting it go on forever would be irrational. It might just be imaginary, but i think we've already reached the root of it all.

Seems like you two are at odds! Still, I can always count on you to come up with a positive pun.

Still, I'll think twice before saying any of these in class - after all, they'd probably be a method of math disruption!

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

y should we quit math puns it's just getting xiting.

Letting it go on forever would be irrational. It might just be imaginary, but i think we've already reached the root of it all.

Seems like you two are at odds! Still, I can always count on you to come up with a positive pun.

Still, I'll think twice before saying any of these in class - after all, they'd probably be a weapon of math disruption!

Fuck I quoted myself instead of editing the post!

Sorry team! This account is like a child to me, but if I carry on making errors like this I'll have to say bison!

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

I think Dubstep is the best new music out there. In fact, you can say I WUB it.

Now if you excuse me, I'm off to go sob to myself.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Seriously guys clamp it. All these puns are Krilling me.

I do wonder sometimes if there is any corallation between escapists users and their love of puns.

Spoiler: I see what you did there

There may be a corallation, but really that pun was a bit crusty.

HAHA just a bit crusty. Good reef we are quickly going through these sea puns in this thread. I'll have to trawl though the internet to find some more.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Seriously guys clamp it. All these puns are Krilling me.

I do wonder sometimes if there is any corallation between escapists users and their love of puns.

Spoiler: I see what you did there

There may be a corallation, but really that pun was a bit crusty.

HAHA just a bit crusty. Good reef we are quickly going through these sea puns in this thread. I'll have to trawl though the internet to find some more.

I'm sure that tuna or later your ray will come.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Seriously guys clamp it. All these puns are Krilling me.

I do wonder sometimes if there is any corallation between escapists users and their love of puns.

Spoiler: I see what you did there

There may be a corallation, but really that pun was a bit crusty.

HAHA just a bit crusty. Good reef we are quickly going through these sea puns in this thread. I'll have to trawl though the internet to find some more.

I'm sure that tuna or later your ray will come.

Without a salmon of a doubt I believe it will.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

I was thinking about trying to save this thread from the sea of aquatic puns, but much like writing with a pencil without a tip, the effort would be pointless.

I only looked at the first ten puns in this thread to see if any made me laugh but no pun in ten did.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

I was thinking about trying to save this thread from the sea of aquatic puns, but much like writing with a pencil without a tip, the effort would be pointless.

I only looked at the first ten puns in this thread to see if any made me laugh but no pun in ten did.

Nice work weaselling that old one in! I'd had a think about trying to get it in but couldn't wrap my head around it.

Seriously guys clamp it. All these puns are Krilling me.

I do wonder sometimes if there is any corallation between escapists users and their love of puns.

Spoiler: I see what you did there

There may be a corallation, but really that pun was a bit crusty.

HAHA just a bit crusty. Good reef we are quickly going through these sea puns in this thread. I'll have to trawl though the internet to find some more.

I'm sure that tuna or later your ray will come.

Without a salmon of a doubt I believe it will.

Spoiler: Wait, are you...

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

You know what's good about Archery in Skyrim?.

Spoiler

I like to get to the Point.

 

[9thRequiem]

You know what's good about Archery in Skyrim?.

Spoiler

I like to get to the Point.

You could almost say you Knee-d it.

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

You know what's good about Archery in Skyrim?.

Spoiler

I like to get to the Point.

You could almost say you Knee-d it.

Ahaa I see your Point good sir!.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

You know what's good about Archery in Skyrim?.

Spoiler

I like to get to the Point.

You could almost say you Knee-d it.

Ahaa I see your Point good sir!.

To use a colloquialism, these puns are undoubtably not on point.