The solution to all the world's problems

[Kuchinawa212]

LSD isn't forced upon anybody though. Do you really think an airline would hire someone with a massive history of drug use? People aren't stupid when it comes to running a business. Non drug-users are far more desirable in just about every profession.

This is a society that favours people who can be relaxed without the aid of drugs, these people will go very far. Bit of evolution by artificial selection there.

First and foremost. Reported! Snipped like a jew? Really?

Sure it can be! Ohhh he took him self too seriously. BAM LSD in their vains. The only need to take it once to experince the flashbacks forever. And of course. If we were all care free we wouldn't have problems to worry about. But you're creating more since you force people to get high, which as I explained compiles problems

Kuchi, I think we can agree that he's either the greatest troll ever to live, or smoking some of the best shit on the market.

Indeed. I may sway towards best stuff on the market. It makes it sound that after recently smoking one of his first joints or such he found out how mellow it made life. (and since the first is the best stuff to draw people in, and the quality get's worse the more you stay, unable to let go due the addiction) In which he posted this thread, spreading his new idea. Or prehaps you are right. He should get the metal as best troll ever

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

if you drugged everyone the world would be dead in a week. did you not think this one through? or are you too retarded to realize what drugs can do to the body?

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

You need to relax bro, reporting someone for making a joke in bad taste is exactly what my idea is trying to combat. You can't honestly find that offensive? It doesn't hurt you, it's only words. You are the problem with society.

You have obviously never met a holocaust survivor. I guaranty that if you said that to one of them they would still kick your ass, despite being 80-90 year old woman. And as for the holocaust, possibly one of the greatest crimes in the history of humanity is no laughing matter.

 

[riskroWe]

*gargle*

Wow this just keeps getting better by the second. First of all, way to contradict yourself. I'm pretty shure your original post stated that drug use would be mandatory until everyone was "chill".

'fraid not, read it again.
Drug use is a punishment for getting too wound up.
Most people in their day to day lives are perfectly fine.

And I am not "chill". Not by a long shot. I dislike drug use, I dislike druggies, I dislike the idea of having to abuse a substance until I had no coherent opion left. I guarunty that you would have to through me in the slammer before I light up. It just doesn't appeal to me at all.

Don't take drugs then. That's up to you.
Just don't get angry because other people are allowed to, that's where problems start to arise. You have no reason to get so worked up over what other people do with their own lives.

And if businesses wouldn't hire somebody because they do alot of drugs, who the fuck would they hire, seeing as how drugs are a mandatory practise.

But they aren't mandatory..?
Like I said, the people most likely to find employment are those who can relax without the aid of drugs, because then they will never have a history of drug use.

And on top of that, wouldn't that be considered "Too serious and uptight" and they would have to light up and hire him anyway?

Like I said, that's at the absolute discretion of our exalted leader, and he'd give you plenty of leeway when it comes to running your own life or your own business.

 

[Kubanator]

44 posts in, and no one realized that his thread called for not taking things seriously. Really guys.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

LSD isn't forced upon anybody though. Do you really think an airline would hire someone with a massive history of drug use? People aren't stupid when it comes to running a business. Non drug-users are far more desirable in just about every profession.

This is a society that favours people who can be relaxed without the aid of drugs, these people will go very far. Bit of evolution by artificial selection there.

First and foremost. Reported! Snipped like a jew? Really?

You need to relax bro, reporting someone for making a joke in bad taste is exactly what my idea is trying to combat. You can't honestly find that offensive? It doesn't hurt you, it's only words. You are the problem with society.

Doesn't matter. It was an offensive comment to the Jewish. And offensive comments are reported. You can say *snipped* like everyone else, but throw in Jew to be funny and you have problems. And I'm the problem. The man that likes to see the druggies that hurt society in jail, and firm and fair should apply to everyone?

Sure it can be! Ohhh he took him self too seriously. BAM LSD in their vains. The only need to take it once to experience the flashbacks forever. And of course. If we were all care free we wouldn't have problems to worry about. But you're creating more since you force people to get high, which as I explained compiles problems

Except that my hypothetical society doesn't use LSD for that, we use marijuana. Remember?
So in your town, all drugs are legal, yet the one that would have the most effect aren't used? Strange I don't see why? Don't you want your punishments to be as effective as possible without much effort. It doesn't a great deal to make someone as high as kite.

Use common sense here.

You through that out the window the minute you started saying drugs fix everything.

 

[RanD00M]

*clear's throat*.I guess you din´t get the memo."Beer.The cause and solutions to all the world's problems."

 

[riskroWe]

44 posts in, and no one realized that his thread called for not taking things seriously. Really guys.

YES, somebody got it!
Be my valentine!

 

[effilctar]

*snipped due to too much of your crap in this thread already*

Listen, I'm going to make this so simple that you couldn't possibly misunderstand.

DRUGS BAD, DRUGS VERY BAD. DRUGS MAKE YOU STUPID. DRUGS DO NOT SOLVE STUFF, THEY MAKE STUFF WORSE.

Sorry for being so patronising but you deserve it. If you must continue this retardedness, leave these forums because you're a blight.

 

[Kurokami]

It would not end very well.

Like so many threads that say they can solve world problems with half baked solutions.

half the batter and dough don't even test that great.

 

[A.A.K]

/nuke

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

In this world everyone would be totally baked and nothing would get done. I'd be pretty fun though.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

In this world everyone would be totally baked and nothing would get done. I'd be pretty fun though.

*laughs* Yes someone else shares my view *high five* Nothing will get done!

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Use common sense here.

You through that out the window the minute you started saying drugs fix everything.

Ha

*clear's throat*.I guess you din´t get the memo."Beer.The cause and solutions to all the world's problems."

Alcohol: the liquid of truth

44 posts in, and no one realized that his thread called for not taking things seriously. Really guys.

YES, somebody got it!
Be my valentine!

If this whole thread was just a joke, you chose a real sensitive subject. And notice how nobody is laughing

 

[Jaythulhu]

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[riskroWe]

um... who does the farming and the hard stressful manufacturing jobs and shit if everyone's drugged out?

Yes exactly. This is what I'm getting at OP. It would crumble upon it's self since no on would do anything!

I should think farmers and manual labourers would do the farming and manual labour... Just a guess.

DRUGS BAD, DRUGS VERY BAD. DRUGS MAKE YOU STUPID. DRUGS DO NOT SOLVE STUFF, THEY MAKE STUFF WORSE.

I agree with you. Don't take drugs and I'm sure you'll succeed in life much more than the potheads and the alcoholics. I'm being 100% sincere.
The fundamental idea I'm trying to preach here is not 'take drugs' it's 'fuckin chill out'.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Let's see how can I put this nicely... worst idea ever!
Society would collapse within 50-70 years. Forced drug use, seriously...

 

[Kubanator]

44 posts in, and no one realized that his thread called for not taking things seriously. Really guys.

YES, somebody got it!
Be my valentine!

If this whole thread was just a joke, you chose a real sensitive subject. And notice how nobody is laughing

The world isn't sensitive. The world isn't an entity capable of emotion. It's less of a joke, and more of an irony, that so many people took a man preaching a lack of seriousness, seriously. It's more subtle humour than anything.

 

[Dwarfman]

I'm pretty sure George Orwell in 1984 - although I haven't read the book so I can't quote directly - depicted Big Brother using passive inducing drugs as well as mind control techniques to ensure a docile population. Incidently 1984 is also a book on HOW NOT TO RUN THE WORLD!

Also a TV series Blake's7 depicted the use of atmospheric and viral passification, basically turning everyone that wasn't part of the regime into 'cattle'.

I understand that what your implying is that the dictatorship is a nice and peaceful one and would only do it to the 'bad guys' but stop and think. Some of the horrible things happening in the world right now are because people are trying to dictate their nice and peaceful views upon others are when they are horrible they claim they are only doing it to the bad guys!

The other question you need to ask is what happens if someone who isn't your benevilant junkie overthrows said junkie and takes over?

 

[Timotei]

I agree with you. Don't take drugs and I'm sure you'll succeed in life much more than the potheads and the alcoholics. I'm being 100% sincere.
The fundamental idea I'm trying to preach here is not 'take drugs' it's 'fuckin chill out'.

Shhhhhhhh. Don't talk. The more you talk the more shit flies your direction, and from the looks of it you are now up to your shoulders in it.

The best thing to do right now is to take your fingers away from your keyboard.