The Superpower Thread... WITH A TWIST!!!

[The3rdEye]

Being able to give someone an orgasm by winking at them.

Useless (for the most part) but incredibly hilarious.

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

You know that power where you draw something and it comes to life (never really became a well-known power)?

I'd do that, but the things that come to life are still only in two dimensions, and the perspective makes them look weird. Also, they're made out of the paper you draw them on, so they break really easily.

 

[krugerrand123]

The power to teleport anywhere and back.

 

[Jodah]

Being able to turn invisible... but only when no one is looking.

been watchin Mystery Men have we?

mine would be to get realy angry. no strength or anything. just anger.

I have to thank you. I have been trying to think of the name of that movie for awhile now.

OT : The ability to see into the future but not be able to change it in any way.

 

[SgtMuffin]

I'll take the power to cure depression in thermite workers.
Either that or maybe the power to brush my teeth without toothpaste.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

The power to turn apples into C3H5(NO3)3

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Project my imagination as holograms, it will help me to threaten people better when they can see the machinations of my mind.

 

[I am Jack's profile]

the ability to turn black socks into white socks.

but not be able to turn them back. Let's be honest

White socks < black socks

 

[Nailz]

ok, we all know the drill, what would your ideal superpower be, HOWEVER!!! this time your selected superpower must have absolutely NO practical use in;

. fighting crime
. help with day to day activity
. solving world-wide problems such as world hunger

so basically useless in every way imaginable

for me it would be..... THE POWER TO COMMUNICATE WITH SPIDERS!!!!!

What if your day to day activity was trying to communicate with spiders. What if by communicating with spiders you furthered the research on arachnids by many years.

The word useless literally means without use. If there is no use, it cannot do anything.
Also, saw this thread yesterday.

OT: My power would be the ability to project images onto my eyes in a two way format. People could see what I wanted on my eyes, and I could also choose to see it.

Edit:

Being able to make a thread which has already been made, then put it in the wrong forum.

actually, this

 

[lukenhiumur]

Being able to turn invisible... but only when no one is looking.

MysteryMen freakin rules

 

[zombiejoe]

Acidic Seaman...yeah...

lolz

 

[Death God]

The power to eat anything and not die. Not particularly useful but really fun.... in a way.

 

[Cherry Cola]

My super power would be never having to go to the bathroom!

Instead I'd have to go into the woods.

Being a super hero is tough work!

 

[lacktheknack]

Being able to turn invisible... but only when no one is looking.

MysteryMen freakin rules

What's Mystery Men?

 

[Declaro]

Being able to turn invisible... but only when no one is looking.

MysteryMen freakin rules

What's Mystery Men?

A pretty funny superhero movie about three crappy superheroes.


Also, my power would be to speak any language I choose with perfect fluency, but only when no one who speaks it is around.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

The Ability to know exactly what to say to anyone to get them pissed off and offend them.

 

[mb16]

the ability to make any mac run windows vista and only windows vista until they try and show someone.

EDIT: make that windows 95

 

[Timmehexas]

The ability to tell when Peter Molyneux is talking bullshit.

You need a super power for that? I just assume he is every time he opens his mouth.

 

[twaddle]

the ability to do this

but only to my face and only when some does something stupid