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^ Hey, honey. You know that song that was just sung?

< I'm gonna speak it now.

v Because otherwise I don't think you'll apply it to real life. Or something.
 

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^ no thank you; I'm not interested in a philosophy based on Nickelback songs

< I'd be popular, but repetitive and bland

v needs to stop singing along with Barry Manilow with their windows down on the way to work
 

Headsprouter

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^ I don't drive, and I don't sing unless I'm alone.

< Want another (possibly shitty) opinion? I hate that song about being a mighty man! For the "WHOOOAAA" and the yelling! It just ain't my thing.

v Was just an optical illusion the whole time.
 

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^ I was never here...
< I was over there, though?
v Where were you when the Blood of the North was drawn?
 

Headsprouter

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^ No sticky buns on my land.

< Cat chewed my headset wire. Hopefully Amazon won't make me pay for the replacement...

v A-loom-in-um or al-you-min-i-um?
 

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^ Hello? Hellooooooo?

< Can you hear me?

v My son's been downloading porn and I can't do my taxes. There are nipples all over.
 

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^ Not even at Sonic 06 levels!
< Too much patience?
v A Lifetime Original Movie used resources from the Creature Shop...
 

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^ Because I can't sleep...
< I can't sleep?
v Let's "can't sleep" together!
 

Headsprouter

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^ The only reason I'm awake right now is because my internal clock insists on waking me up at ~7 and refusing to let me sleep again!

< However, if it were to wake me up at an agreeable time between 10am and 12pm, it would gladly let me continue sleeping if I felt like it.

v Consciousness is a fickle beast.
 

Headsprouter

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^ I can only do mountain lions. [small]Sorry.[/small]

< Thought by "summon cougar" I'd get a MILF on demand spell.

v But it was just one of his tricks.
 

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^ You better believe I got tricks up my sleeve!
< See me dominate because I'm powerful and great?
v You know that you're pretending to enjoy a movie by yourself when you're this person right here...
 

Headsprouter

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^ What's that sposda mean?

< I'm not sure if I love or hate the number of feral ghoul variants.

v Needs a hero.
 

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^ *Iwata stare*
< I'm really digging the tome of The Returned's theme music... Bittersweet?
v Diamonds are four evers!