To Marry an Escapist

[Lt._nefarious]

Bride - Me
Priest - Me
Best man - Me
Brides Maid - Me

I don't really "know" most peeps on the Escapist, at least not to the extent some seem to, I don't get into big long conversations or anything so it feels like it'd be out of line for me to say I'd marry Boudica or whatever...

 

[omicron1]

I would marry Shamus Young [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Shamus+Young] if he weren't already taken.
Daystar Clarion [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] would have to perform the ceremony; I have a feeling this would result in the single most epic wedding in the history of weddings.

 

[Fappy]

I would marry Shamus Young [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Shamus+Young] if he weren't already taken.
Daystar Clarion [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] would have to perform the ceremony; I have a feeling this would result in the single most epic wedding in the history of weddings.

More like the most derailed wedding of all time!

Hopefully you don't have guests arriving by train!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Binnsyboy would definitely be my best man! Daystar would be the MC during the wedding breakfast! The sword party would consist of all the military guys I have met on here, or argued alongside during the many thresds that needed it! The DJ would be Breakfast Man due to his songs of the day. Dvs Bstd and Matthew94 would be page boys P) and Fizz the toaster and Sky14kemea would bebridesmaids! Andy Shandy would perform the ceremony. Fappy, Topaz, Bobmus and Shrekfan would be ushers! And the Escapism UK crew would be the choir, for their valliant kareoke skills! Conducted by DragonsAteMyMarbles of course!

It would be a Browedding!

I normally don't wear dressing, but for this wedding I think I can make an exception.

 

[scorptatious]

I don't know who I'd marry...

Uh... Vault 101 I guess? We both like Fallout: New Vegas.

 

[NoOne852]

I cant be married for a very simple reason.
A person can't love no one and so no one can't love someone.
Think about it, you can't go around saying "I love No One!" People would think you're crazy because you are.
It is quite simple.
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EDIT:

I'd marry noone, because otherwise whoever I picked would immediately have it annulled and then kill me. Or hire someone to kill me. Or both.

Then they would marry the hitman and live happily ever after.

Hey, dont bring me into this! I can't be loved! >_>

 

[Lunar Templar]

I can't be tied down man, I gotta be free! like the wind! A cowboy's gotta wonder the range man!

Too true, chum. I'll be leaving many a broken heart behind but I shall acompany you in freedom. Although, surely you're not averse to crashing the already established weddings?

>.> oh dear god .... i MUST post THAT song now

:3 enjoy the truth

OT: a certain person rocking an Arsenal avatar already is aware i would

i've had a crush on her for a long time now

 

[Baldry]

Hmm, my wife would be a surprise. An out of the blue, very real surprise. Which one of you lovely people have stolen my heart?

BABY GIRL. It's cute that you wanted our love on the down low but I think I'll have to give my heart to another man...

I guess I'd marry [user]count igor[/user] since he's my best mate in this pit of happiness and we'd be good together.

My best man would be [user]Jedamethis[/user] due to the fact I could kill him if he says mean things.

Bridesmaid would be [user]FrostyChick[/user].

[user]Manaman[/user] would have the honour of being my priest.

And [user]Squidface[/user] would be my flower girl mainly because she's my actual girlfriend and I don't want her to miss my wedding.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I can't be tied down man, I gotta be free! like the wind! A cowboy's gotta wonder the range man!

Too true, chum. I'll be leaving many a broken heart behind but I shall acompany you in freedom. Although, surely you're not averse to crashing the already established weddings?

Of course not! a free bar is a free bar after all.

I'll bring my glass stetson (fer drinkin' out of, pilgrim). I'll be the drunkest man at everybody's wedding.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I think I'd be too busy helping other people out with their own wedding

Plus, being single flat out rules! There's....

FINE, I'LL CHOOSE SOMEONE!

Since I'm pretty anti-romantic relations, I will consider this an evolution of platonic friendship!

For my groom, I shall choose two, cos' fuck the system.
[user]PsychicTaco115[/user] and [user]Secret World Leader (shhh)[/user] cos if you gotta marry someone might as well be to great guys with powerful connections.

Or I'll be chosen...

Whoever said you needed consent? >

I never said it was a BAD thing. Just pointing it out

But does this mean I have to name you co-leader?

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

No one, because I refuse to give relevance to the union of church and state.

I am one with the universe!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hmm, my wife would be a surprise. An out of the blue, very real surprise. Which one of you lovely people have stolen my heart?

BABY GIRL. It's cute that you wanted our love on the down low but I think I'll have to give my heart to another man...

...do I know you?

 

[Baldry]

Hmm, my wife would be a surprise. An out of the blue, very real surprise. Which one of you lovely people have stolen my heart?

BABY GIRL. It's cute that you wanted our love on the down low but I think I'll have to give my heart to another man...

...do I know you?

I'm you remember, I figured the only other person for you was yourself.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hmm, my wife would be a surprise. An out of the blue, very real surprise. Which one of you lovely people have stolen my heart?

BABY GIRL. It's cute that you wanted our love on the down low but I think I'll have to give my heart to another man...

...do I know you?

I'm you remember, I figured the only other person for you was yourself.

But I don't love count igor, I don't even know him. I'm a liar! :O

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

EternalNothingness, so we can share our deep love for Sonic the Hedgehog inflation with each other.

 

[Baldry]

Hmm, my wife would be a surprise. An out of the blue, very real surprise. Which one of you lovely people have stolen my heart?

BABY GIRL. It's cute that you wanted our love on the down low but I think I'll have to give my heart to another man...

...do I know you?

I'm you remember, I figured the only other person for you was yourself.

But I don't love count igor, I don't even know him. I'm a liar! :O

Yeah we went our separate ways, you still love yourself but I've moved on. And in fairness who could resist us.

 

[Dire Sloth]

Nasrin.
I have a non-lesbian crush on her.

 

[Pebkio]

Terminally single, thank you very much. I will gladly have a bachelor party though.

Redlin5 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Redlin5] can DJ, because that's a thing now.
<url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Kaleion>Kaleion can lead the roast because why not?
<url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/nsqared>This guy has to organize everything because he's the only one to ever befriend me.
<url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_population>Everyone Else can show up naked and maybe pop out of a cake if they want.

 

[Fappy]

Nasrin.
I have a non-lesbian crush on her.

I'm in love with her cat, Boba.

SO ADORABLE X3

 

[soren7550]

*snip*

I'm sorry, but all I got from this is WINKING CATMAN IS GONE!!!! D,: